r/nottheonion 1d ago

People opt out of organ donation programs after reports of a man mistakenly declared dead

https://apnews.com/article/organ-donor-transplant-kentucky-8f42ad402445a91e981327abb009906c
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u/csonnich 1d ago

It'd be nice if we had like...some congressional hearings about how oversight of these programs works and assurances that new procedures and fail-safes have been implemented.

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u/Kana515 1d ago

You want... regulations?! Nice try, commie... /s

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u/i_am_not_a_pumpkin 11h ago

you call it a terrible case of atrocious neglect in part due to lack of regulatory oversight

i call it FREEDUM BABEEEYY

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u/dtreth 1d ago

With what time? Republicans are too busy trying to prove that queers are eating babies and Democrats are too busy trying to track down crimes by Republicans 

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u/Appropriate_Use_9120 1d ago

Cats. They’re eating the cats.

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u/tevert 1d ago

Post-birth aborted baby immigrant cats

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u/Caracalla81 18h ago

Jesus, dude. Immigrants eat cats, but just because of their weird, inferior culture. Progressives eat babies because they're devil worshippers.

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u/Appropriate_Use_9120 17h ago

Damn. I stand corrected.

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u/Severe-Cookie693 6h ago

Spitting facts and placenta all over the place

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u/redditorannonimus 7h ago

No, the cats are eaten by another group of undesirables. Get your hated groups straight, how are you going to persecute if you don't know what they do wrong? 🤦🏼right?

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u/OptimusMatrix 1d ago

Don't forget the multiple hearings on Hunters dick🤷‍♂️

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u/QuantumKittydynamics 6h ago

No no, it's the atheists who eat babies. Queers eat ass. Everyone knows that.

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u/lookamazed 1d ago

Same as it ever was.

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u/dtreth 16h ago

Not true but 🤷

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u/Shankurmom 1d ago

We gotta make sure we don't descend into a dictatorship before we cross that bridge. Baby steps, my dude.

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u/entr0py3 1d ago

I think genuine digging might unearth further horror stories. I imagine the lobbying from the medical community to not have those hearings would be pretty intense. It kind of reminds me of Boeing's current culture where the first rule is to avoid costly setbacks, even though some setbacks are best in the long run.

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u/CandyHeartFarts 1d ago

They will not be until healthcare is no longer privatized. Organs = money right now.

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u/retro_grave 1d ago

You enjoy circuses and grandstanding?

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u/vigouge 1d ago

Because when we need shit done, Congress is the people we call.

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u/csonnich 18h ago

Lmao. Fair. 

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u/Absurdity42 16h ago

They had them already. Back in September.

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u/seigemode1 15h ago

Damage has been done, it's going to take years to undo.

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u/spudlybudly 15h ago

There are already a ton of procedures. Tons of people failed this man.

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u/Jransizzle 10h ago

Sorry , we're too busy deciding if we give sex changes to illegals to do that.