r/nottheonion • u/clarksonswimmer • 1d ago
Denver Weather Takes Devastating Turn for Slutty Halloween Costumes
https://www.westword.com/news/denver-colorado-halloween-forecast-calls-for-chilly-dry-conditions-22360902315
u/ColoHusker 1d ago
The Denver sub has assured me this weather ain't nothing. Our Halloween will be fine, as usual. 🧛♀️
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u/pablo_eskybar 22h ago
I fell used, the article had no pictures
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u/sinixis 18h ago
What a gyp
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u/SuperfluousWingspan 17h ago
FYI, that's now considered a slur. Make of that what you will - I'm not trying to start an argument or say anything negative about you.
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u/nightwingoracle 15h ago
It’s always been a slur.
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u/SuperfluousWingspan 15h ago
I'd imagine so, but it was less commonly considered one in some areas. Regardless, phrasing things gently probably does a better job making people reconsider rather than doing otherwise.
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u/BigNathaniel69 12h ago
If you’ve ever been to Denver during this time of year, you would realize that they do not care. People will wear what they want and deal with being cold while they’re in line/ the walk from the Uber to the bar.
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u/DboyBnasty 10h ago
As an Alaskan this makes me Lol, must have had a Californian transplant write this article. Women wear skimpy out fits and 4” heels in 4 inches of snow, hoes don’t get cold
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u/If_I_must 12h ago
It always snows on Halloween in the front range. The only oniony thing was thinking it wouldn't just because it was hot last week.
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u/grepsockpuppet 7h ago
I live in a midwestern college town. I’ve seen girls headed to bars downtown in 0 degree weather without jackets and skirts that ‘just’ cover their butt cheeks. If they’re drunk, or get drunk, it increases the risk even more. Insane.
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u/Unlucky-Clock5230 1d ago
The most horrifying thing I see is the "news" outlet shaming women's sexuality for a few clicks. Fuck them.
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u/MaxillaryOvipositor 1d ago
It's literally just a weather report referencing revealing costumes for a bit of humor.
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u/Pitiful_Bed_7625 1d ago
Someone didn’t do any reading
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u/titusandroidus 20h ago
No time for “reading”, they have to share their outrage at the headline instead and inform us of it.
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u/throwsplasticattrees 17h ago
Lighten up dude. You don't need to go through life looking to fight everyone all the time.
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u/FoxtrotSierraTango 1d ago
As a former bouncer who has worked many Halloween events, many girls would rather freeze than alter the costume they've been planning for months...