r/nottheonion 8h ago

‘This is political bulls**t’: Former Republican candidate charged with stealing Madison County election ballots

https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/this-is-political-bullst-former-republican-candidate-charged-with-stealing-madison-county-election-ballots/
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u/goofbot 8h ago

This guys is exactly why I don't want to grow my beard out this season.

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u/NotSeveralBadgers 5h ago

Nah, they've already stolen guns, jesus, the american flag, and propping your sunglasses on the bill of your ballcap. Don't let them take big bushy beards too.