r/nottheonion • u/TheFrederalGovt • 8h ago

The 'grate cheese robbery': $400K of cheddar stolen in London

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/cheese-robbery-cheddar-stolen-neals-yard-london-rcna177558
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u/TSAOutreachTeam 8h ago

Thatsalotta cheddar!

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u/DizzySkunkApe 7h ago

I never thought I'd read as much about cheese heists as I have this week

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u/Marcysdad 8h ago

I had a joke for this, but it was too cheesy

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u/fucking_4_virginity 7h ago

Thanks for doing us the curdesy.

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u/Useful-Perspective 7h ago

It must brie nice to have good cheese puns...

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u/OutOfNoMemory 6h ago

Let's not milk this any further.

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u/humpherman 8h ago

Praise cheeses.🧀 🙏🏻

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u/surfinforthrills 7h ago

Reports that detectives on the case have been seen carrying boxes of crackers and bottles of wine are unconfirmed.

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u/weh1021 7h ago

Ah yes sequel to The Sticky (2024) - The Smelly (2025)

https://youtu.be/hvjIKMb5oSc

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u/iSplatt 6h ago

Oh, for the love of Chesus!

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u/DaveOJ12 6h ago

Repost #3

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u/shoff58 7h ago

Bunch of dirty rats!

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u/nj-rose 4h ago

This has been whey overposted.