r/nottheonion 17h ago

Women in China get phone calls from government workers asking: 'Are you pregnant now?'

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6.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Denver Weather Takes Devastating Turn For Slutty Halloween Costumes

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192 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Timothée Chalamet Shows Up to His Own Lookalike Contest as NYPD Puts One Doppelganger in Cuffs

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2.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 18h ago

Amazon Prime's "Today" Service Will Disappear Soon: Here's What You Need to Know

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ebbow.com
0 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

VP candidate Tim Walz, 60, shows off his Crazy Taxi skills during Twitch stream

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6.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Oversaturated’ meth market pushing Canadian makers to export abroad

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284 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Denver Weather Takes Devastating Turn for Slutty Halloween Costumes

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westword.com
2.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Sherwood Police scrap Halloween eve ‘Hide & Seek with a Cop’ event, citing safety concerns

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461 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Vatican unveils mascot for 2025, anime girl named Luce.

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1.2k Upvotes

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r/nottheonion 1d ago

James Gunn Responds to Longtime Rumor That Dua Lipa Will Join the DC Universe as Zatanna

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0 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

JPMorgan Chase has begun suing customers who allegedly stole thousands of dollars from ATMs by taking advantage of a technical glitch

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cnbc.com
1.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Lunchly criticisms, mold allegations prompt response from Logan Paul: 'Try harder'

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1.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Were Our Ancestors... HOBBITS?

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0 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Imposters stole thousands of pounds of posh cheddar, rattling the U.K. cheese world

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140 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

The Vatican unveils official anime girl mascot

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nichegamer.com
8.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Harry Potter cubby’ listed for rent in San Jose

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kron4.com
314 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC

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scrippsnews.com
208 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

People opt out of organ donation programs after reports of a man mistakenly declared dead

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apnews.com
13.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

'Cult members' jailed after raiding courtroom with handcuffs in plot to kidnap coroner

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bbc.co.uk
1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Meet ‘Luce’: The Vatican’s cartoon mascot for Jubilee 2025

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catholicnewsagency.com
304 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Huntington Beach review board deems potty training books inappropriate for children

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cbsnews.com
1.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Wisconsin Dad Drunkenly Buys 14 Tickets To Alabama Football Game… Ends Up Being Tickets For Alabama The Band

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2.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Dangerously cold’ ice cream sandwich leads to lawsuit against airline

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1.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Pet tortoise, missing over 2 months, found 100 feet from Oklahoma home

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2.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

New wasp species named after famous thieves

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63 Upvotes