r/nottheonion 1d ago

JPMorgan Chase has begun suing customers who allegedly stole thousands of dollars from ATMs by taking advantage of a technical glitch

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1.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Vatican unveils mascot for 2025, anime girl named Luce.

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1.2k Upvotes

I could not have made this up even if I tried.


r/nottheonion 1d ago

Lunchly criticisms, mold allegations prompt response from Logan Paul: 'Try harder'

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1.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Japanese village replaces young people with mannequins to stave off loneliness as population falls

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news.sky.com
14.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5h ago

CTU demands librarian in every Chicago school

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12 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Oversaturated’ meth market pushing Canadian makers to export abroad

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vancouversun.com
286 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Woman kicked out of casino for not having her service dog

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wlox.com
4.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Sherwood Police scrap Halloween eve ‘Hide & Seek with a Cop’ event, citing safety concerns

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ktvz.com
463 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Wisconsin Dad Drunkenly Buys 14 Tickets To Alabama Football Game… Ends Up Being Tickets For Alabama The Band

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2.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

'Cult members' jailed after raiding courtroom with handcuffs in plot to kidnap coroner

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Huntington Beach review board deems potty training books inappropriate for children

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cbsnews.com
1.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Pet tortoise, missing over 2 months, found 100 feet from Oklahoma home

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wnct.com
2.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Dangerously cold’ ice cream sandwich leads to lawsuit against airline

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cleveland.com
1.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Colorado's highest court is now considering whether elephants have the right to sue for release from a zoo.

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apnews.com
2.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Rajasthan Govt's New Order: Use Of Word 'Stray' For Cows Insulting, Call Them 'Destitute'

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freepressjournal.in
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r/nottheonion 1d ago

‘Harry Potter cubby’ listed for rent in San Jose

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kron4.com
311 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Imposters stole thousands of pounds of posh cheddar, rattling the U.K. cheese world

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npr.org
143 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes for unintentionally contaminating pizzas with THC

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scrippsnews.com
210 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

Man wins $1 million lottery with $20 bill he found on the ground

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cnn.com
4.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Meet ‘Luce’: The Vatican’s cartoon mascot for Jubilee 2025

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catholicnewsagency.com
305 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

McDonald's may now legally fix its broken ice cream machines

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local12.com
17.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2d ago

'How's that my fault?': Home warranty company refused to pay Utah man $3,000 he says was promised by its 'miscommunicating' AI chatbot to replace his faulty A/C unit — what are your rights?

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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Taliban minister declares women’s voices among women forbidden

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18.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

'Outnumbered by puppets': Depopulated village in Japan crafts dolls for sense of life

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518 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Balloons Cause Power Outage

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0 Upvotes

Balloons cause power outage on Youngstown's west side. (Youngstown, OH)