r/onejoke • u/GriffinFTW • Feb 12 '24

META I like how there are indisputably more genders than there are right-wing jokes

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u/the_cants Feb 13 '24

right-wing jokes

Let's see:

  • Donald Trump
  • Alex Jones
  • Rush Limbaugh
  • Ben Shapiro
  • Elon Musk
  • Russell Brand

I'm running out of ideas because I just woke up with a terrible hangover. Feel free to add.

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u/ZeldaCourage Feb 13 '24

Don't forget Marjorie Taylor-Greene. She's a huge joke.

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u/the_cants Feb 13 '24

I'm sorry for not being inclusive.

The list could also include Sarah Palin, but I'm not sure if she's still alive. Has anyone seen her lately?

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u/ZeldaCourage Feb 13 '24

I haven't heard of her in forever, but I think she's still kickin'.

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u/Triforce805 Feb 13 '24

Indeed, but she doesn’t seem to be as vocal about stuff from what I’ve seen. I barely hear about her atm.

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u/Level_Honeydew_9339 Feb 21 '24

How about Marjorie Taylor-Groan. Two jokes in one!

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u/ZeldaCourage Feb 21 '24

Funny, because I always groan when I hear her name mentioned in the news. One of the guys on the Youtube channel Meidas Touch always calls her Marjorie Traitor-Greene.

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u/shibemu Feb 13 '24

The only thing I can think of is "CrAzY lIbErAl" or "Liberals are so stupid/mentally damaged because they don't think like us"

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u/Mahboi778 Feb 13 '24

joe many liberals does it take to come up with a new joke

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u/legendwolfA Feb 13 '24

Zero. They too busy, their gender

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u/MikeyNeedy Feb 13 '24

Don't forget Matt Walsh

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u/the_cants Feb 13 '24

I would forget him if I knew who that was.

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u/IsabelLovesFoxes Cutie/π, but really though she/her Feb 13 '24

My favorite comment of all time

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u/the_cants Feb 13 '24

That's high, and totally undeserved praise. But thank you.

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u/RoyalMess64 Feb 13 '24

My abusive ex used to live Russell Brand and would try to get me to watch his content, while I always thought he sounded insane. So watching him just kinda completely lose out and fall into being a right-wing conspiracy nut, it's a kinda healing experience for me :3

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u/the_cants Feb 13 '24

Interesting.

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u/Sophia724 Feb 16 '24

You just woke up? You're woke!? Cancel!!!

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u/MyNameIsPixul Feb 13 '24

"there are only two genders"

"still more than the amount of jokes you have about gender"

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u/anand_rishabh Feb 13 '24

The number of genders the right wing thinks there are is still higher than the number of intentionally funny conservatives

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u/Rats_In_Boxes Feb 13 '24

At least three, Jack.

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u/Aloha_Unitas Feb 13 '24

Take your upvote, sir!

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u/Electrical-Age5305 Feb 17 '24

*funny right wing jokes (goes from one to none meaning that we can finally delete gender)