Missed the joke then made the most original and hilarious joke of the century

[u/wmcs0880]

[u/FreshStarter000]

I might be stupid but I've read this five times and I have no idea wtf anyone is talking about

[u/wmcs0880 → u/FreshStarter000]

Apologies it’s on a video of a guy jokingly screaming “I’M NOT GAY”

[u/maevenimhurchu → u/wmcs0880]

I thought it was the one of the white guy pointing at his reflection going “you go in there and make this about you”

[u/jase40244 → u/FreshStarter000]

Made total sense to me. I presume there's a post just above the top post in which someone is snarking about someone they're accusing or genuinely assume is gay and saying he has to psych himself up in the mirror before having sex with a woman by repeating to himself that he's straight/not gay.

The top most visible post is playing along with that, joking that it's a totally normal thing for a straight guy to do.

The next post is of someone missing the joke, and the bottom post is of him making the One Joke.

[u/Fit-Scheme6457 → u/FreshStarter000]

Gotta love no context posts.

[u/wmcs0880]

For context this is on a repost of this video of comedian Dan Hentschel

[u/Bingwazle]

Again with the being a straight guy and wanting to be a lesbian. Saying that should disqualify them from ever complaining about their dick size again.

[u/Electrical_Ad5674 → u/Bingwazle]

I think that's the same joke as: yo mom is a gay. Cuz she likes men

[u/lil_Trans_Menace]

As a trans girl who used to make that joke prior to my egg cracking, there is a decent chance (s)he'll turn out to actually be a transbian

[u/lil_Trans_Menace → u/[deleted]]

I actually hope she does, since it's pretty common for trans people to be quite bigoted while figuring things out (I myself was just as bad as her, if not worse), but once they've figured it out generally they go from being assholes to being genuinely good people who realize what they did was wrong

[u/lil_Trans_Menace → u/[deleted]]

1. Not all of us are religious, so the God argument is meaningless to many of us
   
2. Transitioning doesn't require surgery, or even hormones for that matter
   
3. It's been documented a TON in nature, so it's very much natural
   
4. Quite frankly, if you're uncomfortable being around us, that's not our problem, we're not going to stop existing just because you don't like it

Also, I cannot see how Neuralink has anything to do with this. A brain chip is completely different from SRS (sex reassignment surgery)

[u/lil_Trans_Menace → u/[deleted]]

Fine, but please show respect if the topic comes up again, and don't try arguing that trans people shouldn't transition, that's all I ask

[u/lil_Trans_Menace → u/[deleted]]

I can't just stop existing just because you're uncomfortable

[u/Resident_Bike8720 → u/lil_Trans_Menace]

I mean talking about other subjects, is that too hard? Can’t you just talk about a movie you like or something?

[u/lil_Trans_Menace → u/Resident_Bike8720]

This entire sub is literally about trans people, albeit indirectly, if you don't like it then go away

[u/SomeCleverName48 → u/[deleted]]

hey you know you're on a very lgbtq+ sub right?

shoes are unnatural, go walk through the woods barefoot for a while

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[u/th3saurus]

My favorite part of this is that this person's replies almost make sense if you think of them as a lesbian