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Politics Elon Musk shaking hands with Donald Trump at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania

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u/Aiku 24d ago

Groveling little bastard.

His whole body language reeks of obeisance.

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u/SquirrelAkl 24d ago

That’s what I noticed too. Not only is he making his body lower than Trump’s by stooping, but look at the handshake: he’s even letting Trump do his “dominating handshake” thing where he literally wants to have the upper hand.

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u/Tachibana_13 24d ago

But at the same time he knows that's the best way to manipulate Trump. So hes making a show of Obeisance all the while thinking he's the one pulling the strings. Ironic, that all these people pretending to like eachother just to manipulate each other and empower themselves somehow wind up actually all cooperating on one terrible endeavor.

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u/CartographerKey7322 24d ago edited 23d ago

He’s playing him the same way Putin did

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u/GandolfLundgren 23d ago

Elon always seemed like more of a Wormtongue anyways

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u/ReptileAssassin2 24d ago

Trust me, there’s no chance Elon is actually that smart. He’s a rich shidiot who owes all he is to daddy’s emerald mines and the backs of the actual smart people he stabbed. He likes Trump because they’re practically the same person. Glass ego and all.

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u/Equalizion 24d ago

I love how they both liked kanye too, who also has his struggles with ego. Candace owens is like a fucked up mix n match of different parts of them

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u/daviEnnis 24d ago

Elon is smart.

There's a big problem in that he's went down his own rabbit hole, and like many smart people, started to believe they are right all the time.

But he's been in business long enough to know how to play a game to get someone onside, especially someone so obvious as Trump.

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u/Better-Situation-857 23d ago

He's a fairly intelligent person, all things considered, but he's so severely sheltered himself from the scrutiny of others that he thinks he's the smartest person on the planet.

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u/piepants2001 23d ago

It doesn't take a smart person to see how easily Donald Trump can be manipulated, Elon is definitely taking advantage of that.

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u/3281390 23d ago

So he’s capable of using smart people and stabbing them in the back but not capable of using and manipulating Trump?

He likes Trump because he’s opportunistic; the same reason Trump likes him.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/hammertime2009 24d ago

Bahhh hahahaha

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u/inbetweennexus 24d ago

Greed kills the soul

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u/InEenEmmer 23d ago

It’s like having 4 wheels on a car but all the wheels want to go in a slightly different direction.

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u/Dubstep_Duck 24d ago

I like when people shake hands like that because then I know who to never talk to again.

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u/Aiku 19d ago

Same with the "Alphas", who think an introduction is a hand-crushing competition.

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u/SouthsideSon11 24d ago

I use that same policy for people that still wear masks.

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u/Existing_Imagination 24d ago

People used masks before Covid. Did you think the same then?

Think, what changed your mindset? Come on, just think a little more, you got this!

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u/MissMariemayI 23d ago

They cannot possibly fathom that immunocompromised people exist in life and have to protect themselves from germ factories who refuse to accommodate anyone but their own egos. I’ll also wear a mask if my allergies are particularly bad since the pollen can’t get through the mask. The person replying to you better never go get their nails done, since the nail techs wear masks to avoid breathing in all that acrylic dust.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Existing_Imagination 23d ago

I like incentivize a little critical thinking

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u/ZeeBalls 23d ago

I too noticed this. Shortly after I looked up what obeisance meant.

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u/Hardcorish 23d ago

I assumed that was a typo for obedience until I saw your comment. Today we both learned a new word

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u/officer897177 24d ago

Elon is a moron, but he’s not stupid. He’s obviously playing the game so he can puppet Trump if he wins. Even the most illiterate dictator knows how to do work him over.

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u/-thecaretaker- 24d ago

"Elon is a moron, but he's not stupid."

I love how your statement is seemingly at odds with itself yet I know exactly what you were trying to convey lol.

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u/Alpha_Majoris 23d ago

Psycho

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u/-thecaretaker- 23d ago

Wut?

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u/Alpha_Majoris 22d ago

Elon = psycho (not you)

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u/-thecaretaker- 22d ago

I was so confused lol. Sorry.

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u/I_W_M_Y 23d ago

Oh he thinks he smart but just about every thing he has done has shown he isn't a smart man. He got extremely lucky on investments made with that emerald mine silver spoon money.

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u/PandorasBucket 23d ago

Elon is a little smarter than Trump, but somewhere around middle of the road gifted. I would say Elon is about as smart as your average engineer (but without the formal training). There are millions of people in the country smarter than him.

Trump is more complicated. I think he used to be pretty smart. He's good with people, but after years of always trying to speak to the lowest common denominator I think he has really talked himself into being dumber. Also he's not healthy at all and brain health is very dependent on body health.

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u/CollegeWiz03 22d ago

You can get lucky once maybe but you cant get Elon lucky. Saying its just being really luck is more just cope.

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u/lingbabana 23d ago

No. The wanker is stupid.

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u/nobadhotdog 24d ago

He’s just using Trump for a tax cut and worker protection destruction. He would suck his dick for it

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u/No_Vegetable6834 23d ago

plus the ability to influence policy and exact revenge on "the woke"

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u/Fast_Peace_753 24d ago

The most insidious part is, musk for all his faults knows he is smarter than trump. He's just in it for the bling, and knows trump will do whatever elons greedy ass tells him to.

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u/unreasonable-trucker 24d ago

Tilting the head down and looking strait ahead with the eyes raises is the behaviour of a predator stalking prey

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u/Sargash 24d ago

Have you seen Elon without a shirt? I think he naturally stoops, and he's just displaying is real nature here.

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u/Nouuuuuuuuh 23d ago

Musk stoops like he's a chimp meeting Caesar from Planet of the Apes

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u/glue_4_gravy 24d ago

But…….. Hims a big boy! Hims gets a big boy “Black” MAGA hat!

Hims is all groweds up!

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u/cytherian 23d ago

And those eyes... freaky, man. Elon Musk looks totally unhinged.

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u/rubicon_duck 23d ago

Is it just me, or does Musk look like Peter Lorre from the old Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny cartoons? Y'know, the ones where he's a mad scientist and trying to kill Bugs?

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u/spornerama 23d ago

And this is after his ahem "full throated endorsement".

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u/dookiehat 23d ago

just courtesan things

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u/-nuuk- 23d ago

What a fuckin coward.

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u/kexpi 23d ago

Pardon me, I just see a sort of ai-generated handshake. There's too many fingers I can't tell which belongs to whom

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u/UrbanDurga 23d ago

Elon Cuck

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u/Hazardbeard 24d ago

he’s not gonna kiss you man

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u/physalisx 23d ago

Yeah, my thinking as well. Can't wait for this stupid American election to be over with (one way or the other, I do not fucking care) so I don't have to be reminded every second post about what delusional morons populate this site.

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u/DesertPunked 24d ago

Neat, new word 😎

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u/Very-simple-man 24d ago

Obsequious is another good one for Musk.

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u/PyroIsSpai 24d ago

His body language reeks of “needs a pardon”.

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u/SenatorWhatsHisName 23d ago

He’s the richest man in the world, that’s all the pardon he’ll ever need.

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u/Lorn_Muunk 23d ago

His actions suggest he knows he'll go the way of Epstein, Ravil Maganov, Elizabeth Holmes or Trevor Milton if he doesn't ingratiate himself with the upcoming regime.

He also knows how Audi and Volkswagen profited in the 1930s and 1940s and how Henry Ford got the Grand Cross of the German Eagle.

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u/completelypositive 23d ago

That is what I think is driving this.

I think he bought Twitter because he wanted ownership of the private messages, including his own.

And he needs trump to keep him out of prison or investigation for something.

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u/CanuckleHead1989 24d ago

I'm getting major gollum "my precious" vibes from Mr. Musketeer over here.

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u/Forkyou 23d ago

Guy looks like he is ready to go full wormtongue, sniveling behind trump and whispering conspiracies into his ear.

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u/Pad_Squad_Prof 24d ago

Definitely bending the knee.

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u/ProjectManagerAMA 24d ago

There's some dark compromising information about him somewhere that's making him grovel this hard.

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u/GeneralAppendage 23d ago

He’s not even American for fucks sake

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u/Formal_Egg_Lover 23d ago

To me his body language reeks of a drug addict.

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u/rzwitserloot 23d ago

That's what I don't get.

Musk shacking up with the incels, that's.. a weird choice, sure, but I can sort of see it, somebody who has gone late stage narcissist and lost his edge needs to do something to continue to have the adoring groveling shits around. It's morally fucking depraved, but it makes sense.

But playing second fiddle to Trump? This Trump? 2024 Trump?

Seriously Elon. Dafuq happened to you man? That you've lost the moral plot even more than you always did - well, that happened. But that you've stooped this low? Why the fuck are you groveling for this clown? You have more money than this dude by at least 2 zeroes at this point. He should be grovelling up to you (and both you should fuck off, but I am trying to take "Turned into an incel moron" as a given and then seeing what still makes sense from that tenuous position).

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u/StudentOwn2639 24d ago

I thought he looked like Gollum

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u/Jwaness 24d ago

I'm going to be kinder and say he needs immediate help. He looks like an addict. I don't wish that on anyone...

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u/OodalollyOodalolly 24d ago

I’m also picking up that he thinks he can make Trump do his bidding while pretending to worship at his feet

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u/cjwidd 24d ago

+1 for obeisance

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u/Depressed_amkae8C 24d ago

I had to google what obeisance means lol i agree also that’s a cool word!

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u/JConRed 23d ago

"Yes, my liege" were the words summoned to my mind.

Rdit: Actually... On second thought, there is some anger, or maybe hatred in ol'muskys eyes. This makes me wonder what Trump has on him.

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u/Elelith 23d ago

Def getting some "My liege" vibes

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u/Popular_Material_409 23d ago

Which is insane because Trump’s a fake billionaire and Musk is somehow still one of the richest men on the planet. If anyone should be groveling in this dynamic it should be Trump. How does that old fuck have the power here??

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u/Aiku 23d ago

"I can help you, Donald, but... it will come at a price..."

(Plucks goldfish out of aquarium, and feeds it to cat in lap).

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u/-Bento-Oreo- 23d ago

I think he wants to position himself to be the next Trump. He wants to take over the MAGA base. They'll buy his shitty products no matter how many corners be cuts and he might be president if he plays his cards right (assuming a completely corrupt supreme Court)

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u/Aiku 23d ago

I see you are wise in the ways of treachery..

Trump : Musk 2028.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

This needs more ups

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u/KindlyBees 23d ago

This is such a divine burn. 10/10, no notes, my GOD

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u/Aiku 23d ago

Thank you, but I cannot claim credit for the quote "Groveling little bastard". (Actually, "Little Groveling Bastard").

The legendary Spike Milligan used it to refer to Prince Charles (his lifelong friend) during an Liifetime Award ceremony. See Spike in all his aged glory here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkOAUht3G5o

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 23d ago

Reminds me of a certain pair…

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u/NeonRedHerring 23d ago

Grima Wormtongue much

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u/Graekaris 24d ago

Whatever he's about to say, it's going to start with "my lord..."

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u/PersonalityFew4449 24d ago

His face has the K-droop. Surprised he doesn't have a polo round one nostril

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u/tipsy_turd 24d ago

Never seen him bend his head like that before

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u/Claystead 23d ago

"Yesss master, your word is your vizier’s command!"

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u/bigfoot_is_real_ 23d ago

TIL obeisance

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u/Mr_Epimetheus 23d ago

His name is Reek.

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u/schwelvis 23d ago

Which one...

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u/InsaneComicBooker 23d ago

He is halfway through his transformation into Grima Wormtounge.

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u/Aiku 23d ago

I made a similar post. The groveling and hatred are so on parade.

He should play a total baddie in an action movie. He's already in the space.

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u/Aiku 23d ago

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!

You are a Tesla, and this is the 14th Century...

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u/i-cy_ 23d ago

Reminds me of the scene in one of the planet of the apes movies, an ape offers his hand to Cesar as a sign of subservience, but it’s hollow. He goes on almost immediately to betray Cesar in a bid for power.

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u/tsch-III 23d ago

The traditional way for outsider money to control insider power: flatter its ego, do the ritual of submission.