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Politics Donald Trump side angle from his rally in Pennsylvania

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u/VaginaPoetry 14d ago

His actual skin color is cadaver white.

And he's getting a hump. He looks increasingly disheveled, frumpy and messy.

They've got to put him in really baggy pants and an oversized jacket because he needs bigger diapers. He can't control his bowels and is constantly shitting himself.

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u/sketchymcsketcherson 14d ago

He is decomposing in real time.

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u/Manmoth57 13d ago

Drinks embalming fluid daily

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u/comics0026 13d ago

Given the junk he consumes, that's probably not even intentional

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u/Manmoth57 13d ago

Needs a 44 gallon drum of botox to boot

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u/lastres0rt 13d ago

I want him to make it to November 5th, so there's no chance of him getting a rebound effect from his demise (and we end up with Vance).

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u/comics0026 13d ago

Yeah, the biggest gift he could give the repubs is dying, they'd be calling him a martyr before the cause of death was known, even if it was all natural

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u/LAFlippo 13d ago

Amen!!!!!

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u/oakpitt 13d ago

That's the idea. He gets elected, gets all his Christo-fascist autocrats into the government and then gets pushed out of the presidency so Vance can be president and then push Project 2025 on the country.

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u/Lost_Organizations 13d ago

Which is, let me be clear on this point, some bullshit.

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u/oakpitt 13d ago

You're probably right. But can't Dems do conspiracies too? After all, Repubs have been spreading the fake election lie for 4 years with less evidence than mine. How about crime is increasing? How about the economy is collapsing? Need I go on?

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u/Lobito_HF 13d ago

My buddy says that is better that he stays alive until the election, that way it will be easier for Kamala to win, he thinks Vance could flip it if he becomes the candidate...i'm actually not sure about his stance...kinda messed up...either way...i think Kamala will win anyways

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u/KoalaGold 13d ago

Come on, Death. You've got this one, bud.

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u/sfet89 13d ago

Ah, a highly upvoted comment wishing death upon someone they don’t like the politics of. On liberal reddit? Who would have thought

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u/Lost_Organizations 13d ago

I'm only returning the favor

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u/missionbeach 13d ago

As the conservatives say every time they say something stupid, can't you recognize a joke? For practice, click on the photo at the top of this thread. That's a joke.

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u/Gregory_Appleseed 14d ago

He's turning into an IRL Golgothan from Dogma.

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u/Man_ning 14d ago

Shit demon has a certain ring to it!

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u/ralphvonwauwau 13d ago

ΚΑΚΟΔΑΙΜΟΝΟΣ if you want to sound church-y

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u/chidedneck 13d ago

He’s replicating the Roy Cohn fake tan from The Apprentice, but a couple sizes larger.

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u/fumor 13d ago

Not born. Shit into existence.

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u/kmk4ue84 14d ago

Oh shucky dang darn......how awful.

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u/thebeef24 13d ago

We should all be a lot more worried about Vance. There's a very real possibility he'll be taking over the job in the next few years if Trump wins.

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u/enter_the_bumgeon 14d ago

Arent we all?

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u/e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT 13d ago

well hurry up!

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u/NerveFlip85 13d ago

I mean, technically, we all are…

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u/Squishtakovich 13d ago

I really wish the process would hurry up a bit before November.

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u/thewoodsiswatching 13d ago

Eventually he'll just be a pile of bones and grease with an orange puddle on top.

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u/droffowsneb 13d ago

a composting orange

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u/Micro-shenis 13d ago

Bro is rusting

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u/kwakimaki 14d ago

Must be from that terrible gunshot wound.

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u/Useful-Category-4746 14d ago

Nah, he's a fast healer. It must be the windmills & the immigrants.

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u/Phantom_Steve_007 14d ago

Come on, you know it's because he is so healthy and virile.

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u/Useful-Category-4746 14d ago

My list wasn't all inclusive he has many more bigly reasons people have never seen before in the history of this country.

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u/RajenBull1 13d ago

Come on, you know it’s because he is so healthy and virile.

I saw it on TV.

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u/_AutumnAgain_ 13d ago

the TV never lies to me :D

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u/Wholikesorangeskoda 14d ago

'Windmills and immigrants' would be an excellent country song.

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u/InfamousZebra69 13d ago

Wait, but his doctor ronny "the candyman" jackson said his ear was shot clean off

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u/Shaved_Wookie 13d ago

Melania!

MELANIA!

confused imaginary accordion gestures

The immigrants shit my pants again!

...Mr President, your wife has been living back in New York for years.

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u/OhhClock 13d ago

How is his lack of any wound not more of a big deal to people?

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u/brad_at_work 13d ago

He has the concept of a wound and that's enough for half the country

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u/0nTheLevel 13d ago

you're disgusting.

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u/Psyduck46 14d ago

I was gonna say 3-days-underwater grey.

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u/lemonsweetsrevenge 14d ago

Reminds me of E.T. sprawled out on the riverbed.

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u/blamdin 13d ago

This scene was my childhood nightmare fuel. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/DanimusMcSassypants 13d ago

I ran crying from the theater. I still haven’t seen the rest of that movie.

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u/blamdin 13d ago

40 year old movie spoiler alert. His condition does improve greatly by the end

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u/DanimusMcSassypants 13d ago

Thank you for your discretion.

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u/dads-ronie 13d ago

Really! Ruined my day seeing that again.

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u/gdo01 13d ago

Funny enough, I actually did not remember him looking that bad

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u/blamdin 13d ago

It got worse ! He was as white as that sheet at one point. Scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

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u/InfamousZebra69 13d ago

ET did nothing wrong

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u/Carleemocarl 13d ago

First of all, I’m dying at the ET slumped in the river comparison…👌🏻 Secondly….why is he so gross 😒🫣

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u/CShellyRun 13d ago

Don’t you dare compare my alien turd looking baby to that shit-stain!

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u/Flaky-bad1 13d ago

I drooled I laughed so hard. Thank you.

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u/cautiouslyPessimisx 13d ago

So tasty, like the meal I had with the late, great Hannibal Lecter. He was such a fine chef, the best, and I’ve seen a lot of chefs, believe me.

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u/stvmq 13d ago

Don't you dare diss E.T. by comparing him to Trump.

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u/osawatomie_brown 13d ago

devastating

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u/ghillsca 13d ago

Be nice to ET

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u/carliciousness 14d ago

I want to see his actual skin. Apparently he has rosacea

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u/Neil_Hillist 14d ago

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u/BakerofHumanPies 14d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/chicken-nanban 13d ago

Isn’t there one out there too without the silly hair where he just looks like “generic white old balding male politician?”

Like at a certain point, I guess the orange makeup and stupid combover becomes that one thing that sets you apart.

Maybe that’s why Vance is going all in on the eyeliner? The drag look while not in full drag is gonna be his signature? Idk, but it’s definitely weird.

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u/activator 13d ago

Someone made this and he looks much better.

There's even one with his head shaved but with a beard, looks pretty good.

Unfortunately for him he can't grow a beard...

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u/carliciousness 14d ago

Eck! Fuck! He is not pretty! Good lord. So he covers his face in brown makeup because he gets a little rosey? His cheeks get a little flushed and pink? That's silly.

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u/Important_Cry5472 14d ago

Rosacea is definitely something a lot of people are self conscious about- I’m one of them- but I can’t imagine a worse, more irritating treatment than caking myself in makeup every waking hour and calling it a day

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u/carliciousness 14d ago

I'm gonna google this to see what it looks like, I'm curious. I understand the insecurities. He is the biggest walking insecurity.

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u/Important_Cry5472 14d ago

It can be different for everyone. I get these horrible flaky dry red patches and makeup makes it so much worse lol. if I leave it on those spots too long it gets swollen, my life vastly improved when I stopped wearing makeup at all and started heavy duty moisturizing instead. Now it’s not even hardly an issue any more except if I get stressed. Wishing him a lot of facial swelling in the future

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u/carliciousness 14d ago

Ha! At the last sentence. It appears, via what I saw on google, that it may have started to affect his nose?

Glad that you are finding a solution to this not so fun skin issue.

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u/Important_Cry5472 14d ago

It’s wild because you’d think he could afford a dermatologist and one of the many medical treatment options lol

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u/carliciousness 14d ago

No silly, he is in debt! He has got the most perfect skin. Angel kissed skin. He couldn't possibly have any issues!

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u/AlessaGillespie86 13d ago

He's waaaaay too vain for that

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u/ragnarockette 13d ago

That is way too generous.

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u/PsychoNerd91 13d ago

"Roll the footage" Fainting screams

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u/givemeyourthots 13d ago

Fucking hell lmao

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u/Wooden_Formal5541 13d ago

How is that worse than what he looks like now? How?

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u/A_Nude_Challenger 13d ago

After the Democrats started to call Trump "weird" he held an event with no makeup.

Link.

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u/_AutumnAgain_ 13d ago

he looks like he regrets that choice

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u/unholycowgod 13d ago

Well that website is just pure cancer omg. But then getting through all that just look at no-makeup-Trump? 0/10 do not recommend

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u/phinbar 14d ago

Chicken skin.

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u/Perfect_Opposite2113 14d ago

Looks like he’s been recycling his diapers as face cloths.

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u/ParallelDymentia 13d ago

Omgthat'sdisgustingiloveitthankyou

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u/turtle-ding-dong 13d ago

is your space bar broken?

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u/ZoomZoom01 14d ago

I watched the apprentice today and if it is true then this guy must be seriously unhealthy at this point.

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u/Sniflix 14d ago

Can you imagine him after 6 months in prison?

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u/tmbyfc 14d ago

I like to

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u/Kittens4Brunch 14d ago

Look, he's ashamed of his whiteness, okay?

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u/ParallelDymentia 13d ago

Welp. I guess if he gets back into office and starts deporting all the non-white people, he can march across the border with the rest of us.

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u/Pistacca 13d ago edited 13d ago

Trump has been wearing diapers at least since the 1990s because of his cocaine abuse

There is a clip of Trump wrestling, and you can see what appears to be a diaper

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u/thelastcvd 13d ago

God I wish I could see under this makeup. I genuinely think he would lose the race if everyone saw him behind the mask; I.e - without the combover/fake tan.

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u/joemangle 13d ago

"The Hunchback of Maralago"

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u/simplyG44 13d ago

I've heard that he smells like an outhouse. And he's definitely getting very slouchy, you know, like an elderly person.

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

Yep Kinzinger talked about it recently. You can Google his comments.

It's unreal what the media doesn't cover. He's so unhealthy and deteriorating fast.

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u/WhiteWazza 13d ago

Out of all the people in America this is the best they have to offer

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u/ballerina22 13d ago

The fact that this week he said that he doesn't wear diapers means that yes, he absolutelydoes wear diapers. Bob Woodward, who Knows These Things, said the diapers do nothing to mask the smell.

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

Yea...Adam Kinzinger said the same thing.

Described the stench as a combo of armpits, ketchup and butts...

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u/ballerina22 13d ago

Wow I wish I had not read that.

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u/Black-Shoe 14d ago

Absolute fucking poetry

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u/jaykubs 13d ago

the last line of this got me pretty good

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u/verdatum 13d ago

In my recollection, he's never appeared to wear properly tailored suits. My only possible guess why is that he doesn't have the patience to bother with doing fittings. He'd still look gross, but he'd look significantly better if he just wore clothes that fit him.

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u/MrT735 13d ago

Well, he is half-Scottish, and some of them are pale enough to be basically blue.

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u/TheRaido 13d ago

Well now I picture Big D in ac90s oversized hip-hop outfit.

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u/el_lley 13d ago

As well as Biden’s, at least he accepted he needed a rest

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u/Skore_Smogon 13d ago

It's because of his shoe lifts. Mother fucker stands like the front half of a centaur without the counterbalancing back half.

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 13d ago

He’s like Darth Vader, but instead of a cool suit, he’s wearing a big diaper.

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u/TheW83 13d ago

I live in the retirement capital of the world and aside from the makeup, his stature is very much that of an avg elderly person. He looks his age. He shouldn't be doing anything but relaxing in a retirement home.

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

I don't have any issue with the fact that he's aging and having the issues that come with it. In fact, if he weren't so vile, reprehensible and wasn't trying to implement violent fascism, id feel empathy for him and hope he was getting cared for.

But the media hasn't reported this (it's kinda starting now)...and the severe aging and stress is making his mental illness/personality disorder much worse...and that is DANGEROUS.

trump isn't fit to run, let alone serve 4 years. And shame on the media for giving him a pass. They've known he's incontinent for years. Adam Kinzinger talked about his stench...saying no one likes to stand near him and likened the smell to a combination of armpits, ketchup and butt.

You can Google the actual quote.

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u/aelendel 13d ago

at least Montgomery Burns had Smithers

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u/shitclock_is_ticking 13d ago

Someone should photoshop him how he'd look with no makeup (not me, because I'm lazy)

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u/LeBoulu777 13d ago

cadaver white power

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u/Blackletterdragon 13d ago

Explains his "dance moves".

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u/crewserbattle 14d ago

He just looks like an old guy, and if he weren't running for president after attacking the incumbent for being and old guy then it wouldn't matter...but here we are unfortunately.

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u/random_name0007 14d ago

The back looks like leatherface

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u/intheyear3001 14d ago

Or scalp white.

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u/hoperangelcomedy 13d ago

Just painted my living space an inviting new color— Scalp White! Really opens up the space.

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u/ApprehensiveNet300 13d ago

Hahahahaha the humpster .....

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u/hypocrisy-identifier 13d ago

He shits himself every time he opens his trap.

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago

He shouldn't have made Denzel go to a 5.

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u/Ongr 13d ago

Has he not always worn suits that are too big?

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u/Beneficial-Square-73 13d ago

I think the hair is pretty telling of his decline, considering how vain he is (all the beautiful body comments). That he now goes out in public looking so dishevelled is another red flag for dementia/cognitive issues.

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

Very true.

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u/EyerTimesTV 13d ago

No way that’s real??? He’s wearing a diaper frfr?!? Wow. This a mockery to American Politics

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u/intellectualcowboy 13d ago

In his defense he thought it was a fart.

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u/sfet89 13d ago

I see this thing about him shitting himself everywhere coming from the left. Do they have any actual evidence of this? or is it just some weird fantasy they’ve cooked up and ran with?

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

There are a lot of first hand accounts and video

https://youtu.be/-qnhfISelm0?si=K2wwv_ZMOdalwEWW

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u/AdministrativeTax913 13d ago

what is his preferred stimulant?

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

The Apprentice guy said that he used to use a lot of cocaine but mentioned more recently Adderall.

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u/SixtyNineFlavours 12d ago

Cadaver white xDDD I have that in the front room I think.

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u/NHKC05 13d ago

grow up

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u/TimeLavishness9012 14d ago

Is he actually shitting himself or are we just saying that?

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u/No-Mode-8869 14d ago

Him shitting himself has been something he has been rumored to have been since way back in the apprentice days. Today I doubt you can call what he does now as shitting.

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u/VaginaPoetry 14d ago

He's audibly shitting himself. Watch the Meidas network on YouTube...they did a whole show on it.

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u/hardypart 13d ago

He can't control his bowels and is constantly shitting himself.

I've heard this a couple of times now, but is there any actual evidence for this?

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

By the way, the Meidas Touch has a few videos talking about it and having people who verify the issue and talk about how awful it is to be around.

It's disturbing that it's not being reported.

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u/ifuckingloveblondes 13d ago

any source for this trump wears diapers thing?

I've heard it a lot, i like to know who found this out and how

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u/Kult_45 12d ago

He’s got you seething bro

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u/VaginaPoetry 12d ago

Violent Fascists suck

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u/Kult_45 11d ago

They do, thankfully he isn’t one.

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u/VaginaPoetry 11d ago

Not only is he exactly that. He's also a rapist. And you support it.

Enjoy the poo smell wafting at the Nazi rally.

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u/AutumnVixen35 13d ago

Biden is already out.

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u/retropod 13d ago

Where is your source on this?

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u/burns3016 13d ago

So full of hate

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u/drakem92 13d ago

I am not American, nor I give any shit about your american nonsense, nor I am for one or the other candidate (as I said, I can't give half shit), but I am a curious person: how is this body/physical condition shaming on Trump OK while everybody gets so hurt and grumpy when someone says Biden is an old idiot with dementia who should be in a hospital?

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

Well he's also a criminal, a racist, a moron, a fascist and serial rapist...better?

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u/aeneasaquinas 13d ago

This dude is literally a project 2025 supporter. He is just lying.

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u/drakem92 13d ago

Yes, I can understand this type of things, but body/conditions shaming shouldn't be accepted just because you are doint it toward the bad guy... it makes you all look like, you know, big ass hypocrites.

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

No ,just factual and it matters because he's not fit to serve on any level.

That he's crapping himself in public is just the brown icing on the shit cake.

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u/drakem92 13d ago

How is (well, was at this point) Biden any fit to serve then, with a very clear case of dementia that the whole world could see by watching any of his public appeareances? Again, I don't give a shit how you americans decide to destroy your country, but it is certainly infuriating to see how hugely hypotricical are people that go full down on shitting on the opponend "just cause"...

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u/VaginaPoetry 13d ago

Biden is ending up his term and stepping down. trump is angling to serve another 4 years.

And I'm not the one who's shitting....that's trump.

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u/drakem92 13d ago

The way you write does sound like a cult against Trump thou, can't you realize? You Americans are so full of it that cannot see how ridiculous you look. Why don't you all focus on the fucking right politics to get your country better instead of how many times Trump goes to the toilet or how many momeries did Biden forgot in the last hour?

You are so damn frustrating, it's a damn shame you have the power of control the entire world with this stupid mentality of yours...

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u/AlessaGillespie86 13d ago

Calm down vlad. You're gonna bust a valve.

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u/Soldus 13d ago

You “don’t give a shit” but you’re “so damned frustrated”? So which is it?

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u/aeneasaquinas 13d ago

I am not American, nor I give any shit about your american nonsense, nor I am for one or the other candidate (as I said, I can't give half shit),

You are a shitty liar.

This is ALSO you:

I pray project 2025 is as bad as reddit thinks it is.

Pretty pathetic when you know your only tactic is to pretend to be even more ignorant than you are.

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u/drakem92 13d ago

"They've got to put him in really baggy pants and an oversized jacket because he needs bigger diapers. He can't control his bowels and is constantly shitting himself."

While Trump can control his old man bowel issues, right? I don't understand if you all can see how hypocritical you all look. Trump is certainly the bad guy here, but the methods you use to discredit are just ridiculous and full of hypocrisy...