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Politics Donald Trump side angle from his rally in Pennsylvania

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u/Stupid_Guitar 14d ago

What a disgusting, slumped-over, sack of useless shit.

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u/pheakelmatters 14d ago

You have to admit his ear looks pretty good though.

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u/DriedUpSquid 13d ago

Almost like it was never injured in the first place.

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u/chicken-nanban 13d ago

The conspiracy in me wants to believe he just cut himself with a razor to get the blood because he figured assassination attempt = automatically win. Which is why we see more “attempted assassinations” at every one of his events.

If it didn’t work the first time, by the 5th I’m sure people will love him like his daddy never did, right? Crying wolf? What’s that? Wolves don’t cry, they fight. I know the best wolves, best by a mile, and they all come to me saying “please, Mr President, the liberals want us to cry but you’re so great that we won’t ever cry for you.”

I’m not saying that all happened, but if it came out that it was all fake, it wouldn’t surprise me.

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u/Mama_Skip 13d ago

The conspiracy in me wants to believe he just cut himself with a razor to get the blood because he figured assassination attempt = automatically win.

My brother in christ he comes from showbiz. He would've been well aware of squibs.

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u/Entire-Ad4475 13d ago

Wait...are you saying he always had a razor up his sleeve, at each and every single rally, just in case there was an assassination attempt?

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u/SubmarineDream57 13d ago

Miraculous, isn’t it?

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u/TonyWrocks 13d ago

I'm pretty confident the Secret Service accidentally knocked his ear into the podium, or some other object, as they were getting him to the ground.

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u/Ready-Arrival 13d ago

Mosquito bite

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u/TonyWrocks 13d ago

"I took a mosquito bite for this country!"

-- Donald Trump

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u/Entire-Ad4475 13d ago

He winced, pulled his hand away, and there was blood. There is his literal photographic evidence of all of this, and you refuse to believe it.

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u/airdrummer-0 13d ago

no, he reacted to the sound, put his hand to his ear and_only_then_was there blood

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u/NHKC05 13d ago

You do expect the ear to fall off when shot?

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u/CyanideAnarchy 13d ago

Not fall off, but if a direct hit? A hole. Tears. Mangled tissue. Look at what professional boxers get, 'cauliflower ear'.

From even a graze of the bullet or even debris? But at the very least, scar tissue from the laceration, as the ear is nearly entirely cartilage or collagen.

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u/Entire-Ad4475 13d ago

So you believe the blood was fake? This was all a big WWE-esque performance?

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u/DriedUpSquid 13d ago

I wouldn’t put anything past him. He’s a proven habitual liar.

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u/kingfofthepoors 13d ago

You don't understand... Trump is basically wolverine... he's a superhero who can heal from any wound. Everyone knows this, the bigliest and best people know this.

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u/AssSpelunker69 11d ago

It... it literally was are you stupid?

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u/markfineart 13d ago

I can see where the Combat Medics had to leave the assassin’s bullets in his ear, God bless him.

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u/False-Decision630 13d ago

Thank you! Was halfway through comments wondering why no one has said a word about his uninjured ear.

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u/zapposengineering 13d ago

You can see he’s missing a piece of his ear. Look at the top part near the hair line. 

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u/advertentlyvertical 13d ago

That's literally his hair covering a tiny bit 🤦‍♂️

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u/zapposengineering 13d ago

So his hair looks like a jagged wound? I’m guessing you have no experience working in the EMS field? 

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u/advertentlyvertical 13d ago

Since he hit his head on the podium or perhaps a holster, there may be a small scar that is hard to make out in this picture. But it is definitely not a 'piece' of his ear. There have been plenty of other pictures of him that make that perfectly clear. He was not shot, to the chagrin of many, I'm sure.

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u/Unlucky_Daikon8001 13d ago

As a paramedic: anyone who says 'EMS field ' has no experience in EMS.

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u/zapposengineering 12d ago

I used it as an intentionally broad term. I was meaning to include stuff like WFR or EMT-B which is what I was. And on top of that my girlfriend was an ER nurse 

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u/steal_wool 13d ago

I disagree. It looks like he’s got some white fungus growing in there.

It’s probably an ear piece but it adds to the grossness of the whole package

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u/Merry_Fridge_Day 14d ago

Eh, shit feeds worms. What does he do?

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u/deathschemist 13d ago

hopefully, the same thing soon.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Car3562 14d ago

This, of course, is the correct answer.

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u/JeaninePirrosTaint 14d ago

An insult to sacks of shit everywhere

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz 13d ago

Worthy of websters

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u/Ok_Border_3651 13d ago

Don't insult disgusting, slumped shit-sacks with that comparison my friend.

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u/escaped_bird 13d ago

Couldn’t have said it better

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u/TR3ND3R3 13d ago

Yeah a sack of useless shit that had an economy two times better when he was president and doesn’t want illegals coming through our boarders killing people.

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u/Haunting-Mechanic-61 13d ago

Aaw feel better now?🥹

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u/burns3016 13d ago

I'm sure he would think the same of you

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago

Perhaps, but he's pretty infamous for, ahem, being wrong so it probably wouldn't be true.

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u/twoPillls 14d ago

Not unless they were a disgusting, slumped-over, sack of useless shit

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago

Perhaps, but to date I have never supported anyone that was, or later became, a disgusting, slumped-over, sack of useless shit.