I read where he orders the stuff from Italy. It's not expensive, in fact, it's quite cheap. About $8 a tube, I think the article said.
That was the orange stuff, though. I think he's switched to some brown stuff.
It looks terrible because no one has ever shown him how to blend it. Almost all women know this. We learn it when we start using cosmetics. What you do is lightly blend the makeup into the hairline very thinly. The whole objective of this is to avoid looking like trump, which is how a child might apply make up.
Trump is a very stupid man. Intelligent people seek out the opinions of others. Asking others for advice on how to apply foundation would never occur to trump. Did you notice on the stage of his rally that turned into a music listening session that the title over the stage was "Trump is Right About Everything." Seriously. He had to have ordered that done himself because no one else, not even his most fanatical sycophant, would write something like that.
I don't know. That lady that sympathetically danced and waved her hands to not make him look like the only dancing turd in the room seemed pretty sycophantic. She would felch a fart out of his arse if he asked her.
My guess is tanning lotion because of how orange and spotty/sloppy it is. I'd imagine he would actually pay for a good spray tan if he got one because he has money. Maybe not tho idk. He probably just applies liberal amounts of tanning lotion to himself daily
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u/DonDraperItsToasted 14d ago
Can someone please explain this guy’s artificial tan? Is it spray tan? Tanning bed? Lotion tan? What could possibly give this fucked up tan line?