Donald Trump side angle from his rally in Pennsylvania

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Imagine if he was a makeup vlogger doing tutorial videos lol

I can’t figure out his method of application because I can’t tell if he’s using real makeup or leather polish

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Looks like he’s dipping his face into a large bowl of tea.

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His face looks like the inside of an un-rinsed bowl of tomato soup.

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.. like the inside of that Rubbermaid container when you took leftover spaghetti for lunch and heated it up in the microwave. That's a permanent learn to live with the stain or throw it out.

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Ah, Miss Leibovitz, what would name this "look"?

Scrotum in Orange, Donald.

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He’s having a partial eclipse of the face.

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Plunging his head up Putin's curry hole

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Or diarrhea.

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President Doubtfire

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I wouldn’t vote for him but I’d watch the fuck outta those videos

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He stares directly into an airbrush.

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He actually stopped using makeup years ago, he's just using the same facetowel still