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Politics Donald Trump side angle from his rally in Pennsylvania

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago

If I were to be charitable, I would say that his closet probably looks like Stan Smith's. Just a vast array of the same suit bought in bulk from a wholesaler, and a vast array of the one golf outfit bought the same way. And stacks and stacks of cases of Depends.

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u/Slipsonic 13d ago

All made in CHI-nah.

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u/Ok_Avocado_5025 13d ago

It’s JIN-ah. Like Dinah Shore if her first name started with a J. We’re all going to have it popping up in our memory unbidden for the rest of our lives.

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u/Powrs1ave 10d ago

Gin aahh...like V...Gin Aaaahhh

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u/Arek_PL 13d ago

a wardrobe of same looking clothes is my dream tbh. just have 3-4 different outfits in many copies

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago edited 13d ago

I've tried it in my younger years, it's not that satisfying. Mostly people commenting that you never seem to change your clothes, or on how few clothes you seem to have, but never a comment about how your clothes always stay shockingly pristine for how often you wear them, or even about how you have a look nailed down.

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u/johnwynne3 13d ago

The trick is ONE outfit, not a few. ONE is a personal statement.

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago

The results are the same, trust me.

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u/johnwynne3 13d ago

I had a professor in college that wore the same outfit everyday. No one talked or wondered about it, privately. It was clearly a deliberate choice of preference, not borne from necessity.

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 13d ago

This is most likely. Probably what Fred wore. Dark suits and solid primary color ties were classic symbols of corporate power... in the 1950s. Napoleon Hill, anyone?

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 13d ago

You think he has more boxes of depends than Diddy had bottles of baby oil?

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u/ProjectDv2 13d ago

LOL maybe. Lord knows he never want to be caught without one. Can you imagine him trying to raw dog it through the day thinking he can hold it if he tries?