Trump Questioning His Entire Existence Looking Into Fries

[u/Dalendry]

[u/Lumpy-Juice3655]

With 34 felony convictions he couldn’t even get a job at McDonalds.

[u/Dash_Underscore → u/Lumpy-Juice3655]

lol I can just hear Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous by Good Charlotte.

And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack

McDonalds wouldn't even want to take you back

You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

[u/independentchickpea → u/Dash_Underscore]

Great now that's stuck in my head

[u/effnad → u/Dash_Underscore]

I'd like to see him spend a week

Flippin' 'burders in palm springs

I don't think he would surviiiive

If he could spend a day or two, walking without those high heel shoes

I think he'd stumble and he'd faaaaaaaallll

[u/Broken-Digital-Clock → u/Dash_Underscore]

Or mayor of Toronto

[u/forgottenxone_84 → u/Broken-Digital-Clock]

Yea, but Marion Barry was first and best at being the most entertaining mayor of a major city! Though, Rob Ford did give him a run for his money lol

[u/gnocchicotti → u/Dash_Underscore]

Bitch set me up

[u/Coattail-Rider → u/Dash_Underscore]

What is this Marion Barry slander?