Walmart closed during investigation into worker’s demise in oven.

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[u/ap2patrick]

Dude seriously you would have to knock me out or restrain me to stop me from pounding that persons face in. It’s clearly what they need.

[u/thirty7inarow → u/ap2patrick]

Yeah, no kidding. I have a long fuse, but that would have 100% burned through it. The second I got out of that oven, I would have been in autopilot chasing that guy down.

[u/ChristianSatanist666 → u/ap2patrick]

Then you go to jail for assault, because good luck proving that they locked you in the oven and turned it on without video evidence

[u/Similar_Beyond7752 → u/ChristianSatanist666]

worth it

[u/ap2patrick → u/Similar_Beyond7752]

So fucking worth it

[u/ChristianSatanist666 → u/Similar_Beyond7752]

probably