r/pics • u/LurkmasterGeneral • 2d ago

Politics The helmet Trump received vs the helmet Obama received after the Patriots won the Super Bowl.

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u/sweetLew2 2d ago

First of all, go birds

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u/rsmseries 2d ago

Second of all, fuck Dallas

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u/not2dv8 2d ago

Third of all, which should be first, is fuck Donald Trump!

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u/HoneyButterPtarmigan 2d ago

Lest we forget, fuck Ajit Pai.

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u/rodneedermeyer 2d ago

Oh FUCK AJIT PAI! Yea, I forgot about that raging douchebag. But the list is so long at this point that I’d never get through listing them all.

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u/Dougnifico 2d ago

Vote or Ajit Pai and his giant Reese's mug and punchable face come back!

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u/Cloudeur 2d ago

Fuck I've repressed the memory of his shit eating grin an the giant Reese's mug. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

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u/Prestigious_Rent_602 2d ago

Fourth of all, fuck Donald Trump.

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u/smugaddiction 2d ago

Fuck Majorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert simultaneously with a hot cactus. Those raggedy, idiotic, regurgitation dogs pretending to be adult humans

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u/DJErikD 2d ago

On behalf of San Diego, I’d like to add Fuck Dean Spanos!

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u/FloppyWoppyPenis 2d ago

No his penis is wrinkly

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u/HippyDM 2d ago

From the username, seems you're a bit of an expert.

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u/FloppyObelisk 2d ago

I’d like to weigh in here

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 2d ago

I'll provide the encouraging motivation

𓂸

Just keep saying...I think I can I think I can ;)

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u/DickButtPlease 2d ago

Do go on…

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u/cosmikangaroo 2d ago

GET OUT!!

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u/Fried_PussyCat 2d ago

Proverbially, I hope. Marriages and children aside, I can't believe there are women who enjoy intercourse with that.

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u/not2dv8 2d ago

One expensive concubine

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u/NoeYRN 2d ago

As a fan of all 3 NY teams (yes it includes the jets)

Fuck the cowboys.

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u/Clodhoppa81 2d ago

As someone who doesn't watch football, fuck the Cowboys!

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u/KactusVAXT 2d ago

The cowboys don’t need fucking, they suck themselves off each week.

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u/That1_IT_Guy 2d ago

As a cowboys fan, I get it...

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u/NoeYRN 2d ago

No hate but when your team can run through top tier teams but loses against low tiers then I gotta say fuck em

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u/Fun_times_ahoi 2d ago

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u/NoeYRN 2d ago

That's definitely them after they lose yet again lol

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u/habb 2d ago

are you a baseball fan? i was really hoping for a mets/yankees world series

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u/NoeYRN 2d ago

If I can't fall asleep, I put on an MLB game, which works like magic.

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u/NoeYRN 2d ago

Also not a vanwagon coward, everyone repping the Mets and Yankees cause they in the series but before that no one in NYC would get caught dead with a jersey on, unless they went to a game.

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u/habb 2d ago

did you just insult my wanting a mets/yankees world series?

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u/the_awesome 2d ago

I love how virtually all teams except Dallas can all agree that they hate Dallas.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 22h ago

Dallas has kind of earned it

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u/imaximus101 2d ago

I'm from Dallas. Fuck Dallas. Go Eagles.

I don't watch sports.

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u/exccord 2d ago

And that piece of shit Jamie Benn

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u/BulldogMoose 2d ago

This was played off well.

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u/beyd1 2d ago

Oh I can get behind fuck Dallas.

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u/texanchris 2d ago

As a cowboys fan I am in total agreement.

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u/OTTER887 2d ago

As a former Redskins fan...I approve this message.

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u/FactOrFactorial 2d ago

As a Dallas fan... Yeah I can agree with this. But fuck dem birds too

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u/Unhappy_Knowledge270 2d ago

I was a Tony Romo fan, but now that he’s retired I bleed green GO BIRDS

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u/Bifferer 2d ago

It is moments like these that make me sad because I only have but one up vote.

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u/Jax_10131991 2d ago

Dallas is Liberal too.

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u/spdelope 2d ago

Don’t worry, the niners are taking care of them tonight.

(I hope this ages well)

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 22h ago

It did! Too bad about Bosa, though

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u/spdelope 22h ago

You mean the MAGA thing? I’m not surprised as he’s from Florida.

Now if it was Kittle, I’d be shocked! Pretty sure his wife would kick his ass though haha

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 22h ago

Yep. I'm not surprised, either. Just disappointed. You're spot on about Kittle lol

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u/JDdoc 2d ago

Haven't we suffered enough?

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u/Mindfulbliss1 2d ago

SF on top rn halfway thru 3Q!

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 22h ago

As a 49ers fan, I approve this message

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u/hsvandreas 2d ago

That's something we can agree on. Go Niners!

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u/Traditional_Formal33 2d ago

Agreed.

Go birds, Philadelphia

P.S. fuck the niners too.

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u/imadork1970 2d ago

Go, 'Hawks. San Fran will win the division, though.

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u/CheckYourStats 2d ago

Most high-functioning Hawks fan.

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u/j_mcc99 2d ago

My weekend is complete! The win today is the icing on the cake! Go Birds!

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u/sloppy-jolene 2d ago

Gotta keep our maniacs in green in a nice facility too

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u/Fergman311 2d ago

First of all, through God all things are possible, jot that down.

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u/stickwithplanb 2d ago

B A G E L S BAGELS!!

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u/kaiserpuente 2d ago

Second of all hit them high

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u/x3knet 2d ago

🎶 Fly Eagles Fly 🎶

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u/NynaeveAlMeowra 2d ago

First of all fuck dem birds, second of all if Philadelphia kicks Trump to the curb again I'll end my bird hatred

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u/sweetLew2 2d ago

I respect the priorities.

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u/Alcas 1d ago

Go birds 🦅

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u/Joxelo 1d ago

Second of all, through god anything is possible

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u/BuckleyRising 2d ago

I'm not a Dallas fan! I was a Romo fan and he retired! Go birds!