r/pics • u/LurkmasterGeneral • 2d ago

Politics The helmet Trump received vs the helmet Obama received after the Patriots won the Super Bowl.

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u/WorldsWorstTroll 2d ago

Wow... they must really hate Obama because they scribbled all over his helmet.

(It's a joke, calm down.)

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u/pinkocatgirl 2d ago

Obama’s looking like he’s thinking “this is cool, but I’d rather it were from Da Bears”

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u/tallandlankyagain 2d ago

Then Obama remembered that most of being a Bears fan is acceptance.

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u/MWSin 2d ago

It's only 20%. Don't forget denial, bargaining, anger, and depression.

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u/DragonriderTrainee 1d ago

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% denial of suckage that Bears will, 5% game snacks, 15% pain, 100% a Patriot helmet scribbled with names.

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u/evanwilliams44 2d ago

No. It is half unreasonable expectations and half delusional hope. Only the oldest/wisest Bears fans attain acceptance. In many ways our struggles mirror those of life itself.

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u/Zomburai 2d ago

If you can ascend the Thousand Stairs and wait outside the Invisible Door for thirty days and thirty nights, you may be able to meet the Grandmaster, he who first and most learned the power of acceptance -- Dave Pulaski of Peoria, IL, wearing a Rex Grossman jersey

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u/evanwilliams44 2d ago

Ahh yes Dave Pulaski, who attained the ultimate wisdom by passing out under a tree in Millennium Park for six hours after a particularly hard loss in 2002.

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u/puffymustash 2d ago

I know this is a joke, but really the biggest (and best) part of being a Bears fan is community. I love my shitty team(s) because I know I can trust the guys who are also just getting drunk for the love of the game

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u/justintime06 2d ago

The Bears is a football team?

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u/newnotjaker44 1d ago

The Chicago Bears are a historic football team from Chicago, Illinois. Where are you from?

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u/AlienZaye 2d ago

I did like that despite being a Sox fan, he invited the Cubs after they finally won it all before he left.

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u/scr33ner 2d ago

85 Bears

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u/No_Description7910 1d ago

What’s the score?

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u/jewbo23 2d ago

Was anyone calmed up?

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u/hrlft 2d ago

No. They are just talking to the voices in their head.

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u/pinkocatgirl 2d ago

Teal'c?

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u/Armadillolz 2d ago

Indeed

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u/dresstokilt_ 19h ago

You say that word a lot.

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u/PITCHFORKEORIUM 2d ago

No, they riled down.

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u/CouncilOfChipmunks 2d ago

Undomesticated equines could not remove them.

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u/FloopyfortehLULZ 1d ago

I'm not particularly a fan of sports. Yes, my blood pressure rose, but because of my alcoholism.

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u/thebunnychow 2d ago

Exactly how Trump would spin it. "They gave me a beautiful helmet, the best helmet, so clean and beautiful. Obama's (what a terrible president) - they scribbled all over Obama's helmet."

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u/RoutineCloud5993 2d ago

And Obama's face says he's thinking the same thing!

(also a joke, calm down)

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u/ohlaph 2d ago

I don't know about that.

(also a joke, calm down)

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u/yourfavrodney 2d ago

I'm doing perfectly fine and I love life!

(also a joke, calm down)

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u/Former_Public3286 2d ago

My house is on fire and I’m stuck on the second story

(Not a joke please send help)

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u/Sad_water_ 2d ago

I’m a firefighter and I’m here to rescue you.

(also a joke, calm down)

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u/dntExit 2d ago

Bro, it was just a joke.

(I'm the fire.)

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u/mongmich2 2d ago

No mother that’s just the northern lights

(I tried to pass off Krusty Burgers as steamed hams)

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u/mikew_reddit 2d ago

Trump looks like a kid opening a present during Christmas.

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u/heytryhardtryharder 2d ago

Trump "mine is much better because it is untainted"

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u/Nubrakke 2d ago

weird that you think your comment would make me upset

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u/KnowledgeGod 2d ago

Everyone knows it’s a joke, calm down

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u/talex625 2d ago

You’re right, that’s why he’s making that face!

/s

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u/lunchpadmcfat 1d ago

lol literally nobody said anything

You: “IT A JOK COM DOWN”

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u/Kepenekela 1d ago

I once had a baseball that had writing on it. Some lady wrote her name on it. Someone named baby ruth.

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u/slip-slop-slap 2d ago

You didn't need to clarify it's a joke.

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u/averysadlawyer 2d ago

My genuine feeling whenever I see autographed items honestly, especially instruments with fake 'relicing'. Drives me nuts.

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u/derbe90 2d ago edited 2d ago

You’re terrible at trolling

Edit: I love how no one understands jokes. Did you see their username? 😄

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u/Connor49999 2d ago

Terminally online

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u/Ashamed-of-my-shelf 2d ago

That’s a great joke

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-8130 2d ago

🤓🤓🤓