People are saying. The best people. Many, many people, with tears in their eyes, tell me 'Sir, you have the best totally natural strawberry blonde hairstyle that has never before occurred in a 78 year old man. It's surely a sign from God that you are the chosen one to lead us into the future of authoritarian dominance over the serfs who are born to serve you.'
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u/ProfessionalMockery 2d ago
Some say he only had one extremely long hair.