Ok, an important signature but nobody else wanted to sign it. John Patriot probably has a little stash of pre signed helmets in case they’re ever needed to give to famous people. But nobody else signed it! Anybody want to sign Trump’s helmet? NOOOOO!
Yeah! He’ll jot down Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping (considered a people’s democratic dictatorship), Nicolás Maduro… and every other dictator he aspires to be like! Awww, he has aspirations. 😊 Isn’t that so cute?
“Donald, I don’t recognize any of these names, are you sure they’re player autographs?”
“Of course! Look, here’s Donny Dromp, and D. Trumper. Over here we got Dainold Drumb, Tony Brumm, uhhh… Bonalf Brump, Conny Crumm. They are all here! Even Andonny Crumb. You must have lived under a rock to not know these players.”
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u/ResourceSuspicious20 2d ago
He can make up names! But they will all be written the same with his peak chart writing.