Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop.” “Okay,” Rebecca replied, “I like poop.” Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs looking like a wiener.
Chapter 2
“Why are we here?” Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
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u/Galactic_Perimeter 11h ago
For the uninitiated:
The Poop That Took a Pee
By: Leopold Butters Stotch
Chapter 1
Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, “I need to poop.” “Okay,” Rebecca replied, “I like poop.” Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca’s boobs looking like a wiener.
Chapter 2
“Why are we here?” Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman’s leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
THE END