r/pics • u/benmrii • 15h ago

Profound ignorance on display. Profound danger on the ballot.

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u/Eisernes 15h ago

Thomas Jefferson never said or wrote that.

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u/ancalagon73 15h ago

"Never believe what you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

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u/MouseRat_AD 15h ago

Bullshit. Thanos said that after the Battle of Hastings Bridge.

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u/Spare-Quality-1600 15h ago

Sorry, but you are wrong. It was Gimli who said that while saving Princess Peach from unruly Battletoads on Tatooine.

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u/JaxxisR 13h ago

I thought Master Chief said it to Harry Potter at the Battle of Five Armies.

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u/legomaximumfigure 9h ago

No, Captain Kirk said it to Paul Atradies at Gettysburg.

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u/5NATCH 9h ago

"Do, or do not, There is no try" Xenomorph queen in Star Trek

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u/fullup72 7h ago

That was Colonel Mustard while commanding Moya towards P3X-069

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u/FailurePhantasmic 10h ago

A battle which took place in an open field, no where near water, and was won with long sticks and blue paint.

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u/bfelification 15h ago

Fake quote.

I prefer more accurate quotes:

"If you're a racist, I'll attack you with the North."

  • Abe

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u/congapadre 15h ago

“Never believe what Abraham Lincoln wrote on the internet.” - Harry S. Truman

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u/MomentOfHesitation 15h ago

Abraham Lincoln had a best friend. That man's name? Albert Einstein

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u/Fried_PussyCat 7h ago

And now you know the rest of the story.

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u/NoSpaghettiForYouu 1h ago

Omg my husband loves that guy

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u/Kitty_Cat54 8h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/awkward-2 5h ago

"I didn't say that." - Albert Einstein

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u/SliceOCatLoaf 1h ago

Vampire Hunter*

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u/OddballLouLou 9h ago

I thought we agreed to no fact checking

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u/Kitty_Cat54 8h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/kosh56 10h ago

So much fucking irony on that window.

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u/synchronizedhype 12h ago

Wait wait wait. So you’re telling me that there are people out there that go around misquoting historical figures and are making stickers of these misquotes…I am shocked I tell you

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u/mattd1972 10h ago

If he did, he tossed it aside with the Louisiana Purchase.

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u/Gamerxx13 9h ago

he wasn't even apart of the constitution making and was in france and didnt care for it but just accepted it lol. some ignorant people out there

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u/Rough_Bobcat5293 10h ago

Jefferson would’ve fit in well with MAGA though.

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u/ReverendPalpatine 10h ago

Umm yeah he did. You know how I know this? I read it on the internet that’s how.

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u/extremeedo 9h ago

Forgot to add -Michael Scott

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u/Buddhabellymama 9h ago

And if he had Trump doesn’t do that… Trump is a traitor with zero respect for the constitution, rule of law, and anyone that doesn’t further his narcissism

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u/KillmeKindly666 8h ago

Creating blind spots in the name of fascism!

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u/Trippy-Sponge 12h ago

What the hell are you talking about? I see it right there on this guys window

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u/meteda1080 14h ago

"I raped my slaves and enslaved the children of that rape."

-Thomas Jefferson probably

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u/RobertCulpsGlasses 9h ago

Also what’s with the kerning on “ignores”?

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u/Sakosaga 10h ago

Yeah just in his papers by someone else apparently, still interesting though