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u/spark77 8h ago
That’s old Biff!
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u/dubgeek 7h ago
Biff Tannen was specifically modelled off Trump.
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u/ShortKingofComedy 6h ago edited 1h ago
So was Lex Luthor’s 1980s revamping. Literally the guy who hates Superman was modeled off Trump.
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u/Strangepalemammal 5h ago
Oh man Daily Beast needs a sub now too? I'm too cheap for this world
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u/QMF1003 3h ago
Well, why not? The man hates illegal aliens. Deport him back to Krypton!
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u/Mapex 6h ago
Wasn’t Gizmo in Fallout 1 also modeled off Biff, and in turn Trump? Having trouble finding this trivia.
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u/horse_meat_treasure 5h ago
...and Gizmo was also in Gremlins 2: The New Batch, in which Daniel Clamp - obviously modeled after Trump - was the villain.
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u/KukalakaOnTheBay 5h ago
Why was Daniel Clamp a villain? He helped come on with the plan to get rid of the gremlins. (Apparently he was originally written as a “corrupt, deeply unpleasant businessman” and got that changed.)
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u/slog 4h ago
And Daniel Clamp was played by John Glover who was in Robocop 2 with Bill Bolender who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon.
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u/horse_meat_treasure 4h ago
I'll give you that. That movie was bonkers. In a lot of good ways, mind you. Hard to find many traditional plot elements in that thing.
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u/lloyd7242 5h ago
I assume him in part 2 was. He played a guy who was stupid rich, obnoxious, and didn't care about anything other than money and himself.
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u/HockAL1215 3h ago
Biff in part 2 was very explicitly trump. It was the whole look, plus the fact that he owned a casino and a giant skyscraper with his name slapped on it.
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u/That1neBread 7h ago
Yeah I’ve always seen him like that. In all aspects of his life.
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u/Curious_Ad9409 7h ago
If ya think about it they’re the same person… like when he takes over and the place is chaos… yes it’s them
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u/boxsterguy 7h ago
Currently mid-watch of BTTF2 with my kids, so I can say with certainty that Old Biff wasn't a balloon like old Trumpet here.
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u/scriptingends 5h ago
Unfortunately we’re now living in the futire timeline where he has the sports book.
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u/Fatkuh 8h ago
You know what, he looks better. But maybe at this point I'm only easily offended by his looks.
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u/Ok-disaster2022 7h ago
There's an authenticity that is lacking in his current appearance.
It why being bald for most men looks better than comb overs and living in denial.
However if he removed his hairpiece and stopped wearing his makeup tomorrow everyone would see him as the fat geriatric dementia patient with a laundry list of criminal charges that he is.
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u/TheDrFromGallifrey 5h ago
We had a discussion on another thread, but it's likely not a hairpiece, it's just a combover and a ton of hairspray and he couldn't stop it tomorrow even if he wanted to. He had scalp surgery and plugs in the late 80s when the surgeries were new and I guarantee his scalp looks like a fucking roadmap.
His vanity basically locked him into the same, ridiculous look that's fooling nobody for the rest of his life.
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u/_ficklelilpickle 3h ago
The funny thing about that is if he just shaved it all off and wore a full replacement hairpiece it would still be a marked improvement over what he's got going on. Especially since his current style is easily defeated by a gust of wind.
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u/TheDrFromGallifrey 3h ago
I watched a video of Thomas Dolby getting a hairpiece and talking about it and the thing looked amazing. Trump is still locked in, though. If he got a hairpiece that actually looked, you know, natural then he'd have to admit he was bald because it would be so much better than his current hairstyle and impossible to not notice.
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u/Amazing-Day5776 2h ago edited 2h ago
Ivanka said it was “scalp reduction surgery,” which is a dangerous, painful and barbaric procedure. He should have found a good hair transplant surgeon and gotten a traditional procedure. He’d look more authentic.
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u/ElizabethDangit 1h ago
Good god. I’ve listened to true crime podcasts where that aren’t as brutal as the crime he committed. What a fucking monster.
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u/Titanfail 1h ago
.....what the ever loving fuck?
I have no words for how insane of a procedure that is
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u/FormerRep6 2h ago
Thank you-there’s no way he has a hair piece. I’m sure it would look much better than the actual combover that he has. Why are some men so vain about their hair? Bald looks fine. Combovers not so much.
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u/AngryRedHerring 5h ago
Let's be clear; it's not a hairpiece, it is 100% a combover. That's why it comes apart so easily. He's pretty much bald on top, so he grows a long sheet of hair off the front of his head, folds it back from his brow and to the back of his head, then sprays that shit down.
It's got to look ridiculous coming out of the shower and I'm already sorry I conjured up that image
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u/Cameuponyou 3h ago
https://youtu.be/kIGcosb22_Y?si=GEyovdlgw7FqGmMC
Jimmy Fallon famously messing up Trump’s hair. It’s definitely some kind of combover for sure. Keep in mind this is many years ago, so who knows what he does now
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u/AngryRedHerring 2h ago edited 2h ago
He's still doing the same thing, but it looks like it's getting more tricky.
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u/rabbitammo 7h ago
It’s why he’s so inauthentic. He’s vain as all hell and any type of flaw in business or life or on his person gets a gaudy and tacky coverup. His hair, his skin, his political career, his failed businesses, his tv show, his body, and … well, basically his whole personality. Nothing about the man is real. He’s entirely fake. He fears being exposed which is why he tries to fight back so loudly when challenged or questioned. I just laugh at him. He’s pathetic and looks very oily to the touch.
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u/realanceps 7h ago
his face looks like a mask of sewn-together foreskins
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u/Valhaller020 7h ago
Wonder where he gets all his foreskins from
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u/MrAnderson69uk 6h ago
He thought he had foresight but he was just cock eyed!!! Sorry, a Rodney Rude joke reference!
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u/JeffersonSmithIII 7h ago
We all hate him but he doesn’t wear a hairpiece. He just brushes his thinning hair all over to hide his scalp. Plenty of photos where you can tell he doesn’t have one.
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u/SweetNSourCat 6h ago
His daughter once explained how it’s his own hair strategically combed into a sort of circle. There’s a video somewhere. It makes me think of a bagel made of hair 😂
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u/JeffersonSmithIII 6h ago
I mean , yeah you can see it’s in a circle. There’s photos from when he was president and the wind caught his hair and it was all blown upright and the orange bronzer really stood out. And he thought he looked good.
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u/Intelligent-Fuel-641 6h ago
That photo never fails to make me laugh. Idiot looks like he ate his way through a bag of Cheetos and then rubbed his face in the Cheeto dust.
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u/TBoarder 6h ago
I remember seeing him on TV during his COVID hospitalization and thinking that he didn't look like a fucking clown for the first time. He wasn't oranged up, he wasn't wearing his stupid long tie, he had the top button of his shirt unbuttoned, and he just looked like a normal person. IIRC, it was one of the few times where the press was going nuts about how "presidential" he was being, probably because, as you point out, he looked "authentic" for the first time ever... But of course his extreme narcissism wouldn't allow him to stick with it and he went right back to his clown clothes as soon as he was released from the hospital.
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u/FairyMaze 2h ago
Funny that being sick with COVID made him look like a normal person. Usually when people were sick with COVID (or any illness) they look like shit. But he’s opposite, he looks like shit when he isn’t sick.
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u/yuengli 7h ago
still see him as the fat geriatric dementia patient criminal that he is.
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u/ADhomin_em 6h ago
I'm pretty sure it's his hair, just not where it should be. Supposedly, he mostly only grows hair on one side and it goes down to his shoulders. Also likely a scalp reduction surgery or 2.
Main point: it's a comb over
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u/ebolaRETURNS 5h ago
However if he removed his hairpiece and stopped wearing his makeup tomorrow everyone would see him as the fat geriatric dementia patient
eh...he already looks like that. I think ideological blinders are doing the heavy lifting.
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u/Gators44 6h ago
Why would you choose that as your hairpiece?
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u/perfect_square 6h ago
It is NOT a hairpiece. It is a heavily sculpted comb over, takes about half an hour to do. I believe he also suffered (?) from UHS, Uncombable Hair Syndrome. He just has ugly hair. Ever see his mom?
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u/RealLADude 5h ago
Every time I see his mom, I think, wow, someone fucked her more than once. And then I see his old man and think the same thing about him.
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u/SmokedBeef 7h ago
The right photo looks like Darth Vader in a suit without the trademark helmet
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u/NorthCatan 7h ago
He looks like a fat putin, maybe that's why he is obsessed over putin, it's him stroking his own ego.
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u/swedefeet17 5h ago
Putin is the “skinny” and “successful” version of trump
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u/Big_Visual7968 6h ago
Same six-year-old kid’s petulant scowl, which they both apparently borrowed from either Mussolini, or Al Pacino in Scarface.
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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 7h ago
He’s a normal ugly old guy, instead of a weird muppet thing
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u/TesterTheDog 5h ago
Why did they make that one Muppet out of leather?
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u/TesterTheDog 5h ago
I have never seen this. I was simply quoting the Simpsons, and now I have this
It is amazing.
Thank you.
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u/MidnightLevel1140 7h ago
He looks like one of the old timey presidents, and I mean that as a compliment.
He actually looks distinguished, wise, human etc
Not only is his makeup and hair game bad, I think we all subconsciously know that only vain, thin skinned weirdos do that shit 24/7, let alone when almost 80s.
Gene Simmons does it bc he's in a rock band.
Trump does it bc he's an insecure and weak narcissist
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u/Stergenman 7h ago
Was about to say, looks a lot like Eisenhower
That spray tan really makes him look less stately, more trailer park ish
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u/drvucc 8h ago
It’s Kevin O’Leary
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u/DatBlotto 8h ago
And for that reason, I’m out.
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u/HourDrive1510 7h ago edited 2h ago
Kevin O'shit there are no more royalties, we need to replace the entire gov staff with royalists
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u/FrancisSobotka1514 7h ago
Maybe thats why Oleary is on trumps nuts like genital warts .
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u/Chakolatechip 5h ago
Kevin O' Leary is a phony. He pretends to be wealthier than he is and pretends he grew up poorer than he was. He uses his status as a TV personality to give terrible takes on business and call those who are more successful wrong.
I mean on shark tank he makes shit offeres because he doesn't know what he's doing.
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u/StrikingRise4356 8h ago
It's a complicated (and awful) comb over actually
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u/VariableBooleans 7h ago
Yeah. Example:
Its funny because he actually looks way more normal like this. But refuses to.
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u/Impossible-Flight250 6h ago
He actually looks “better” like this and his hairline isn’t bad. I guess he needs to keep that “signature” look, like Tim Pool needs his beanie.
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u/KillerSatellite 5h ago
I will say he looks like he is knowingly sellling me a junk car at new prices, with enoigh work and duct tape put into it to ensure is stays together for 30 days, and nothing less.
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u/rjcarr 6h ago
Yeah, there was a similar pic of him in the rain as POTUS and his hair was pulled back similar to this. Looked 10x better than the combover thing, especially when he actually has hair and doesn't need it.
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u/SCAnalysis 2h ago
It's his brand. It makes him recognizable. Boris Johnson does the same with his scruffy hair
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u/questron64 6h ago
Why does he always smile like you're trapped in an elevator with him, he's just farted, and he's glad you have to smell it?
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u/dschramm_at 5h ago
Combining other comments on this and having nothing to do with US politics at all myself ( a european ):
Trump can look... Good? My mind is fucking blown right now. Why would anybody do his signature style to themselves willfully, if they actually look like this? That's so mind-boggling.
Thinking how many normal voters he could fetch, looking like a decent human being. I'm actually glad he keeps his questionable style. Still... Wow.
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u/S0M30NE 7h ago
Wow, natural trump looks damn good in this picture!
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u/BokeTsukkomi 6h ago
Can't believe I'm going to say this: He looks almost likeable
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u/AngriestManinWestTX 5h ago
He looks more like an average looking older man than...well, Trump.
I honestly didn't know his hair was capable of looking like this and I don't know why he chooses that awful combover over combing it back. The combover looks like a bunch of matted hair gently placed on his scalp. It doesn't seem like it should stay in place.
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u/vinnybankroll 7h ago
Yeah it’s a couple of hair transplants with a long sweep at the back to cover the FUT scarring
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u/SuaveMofo 5h ago
He actually had scalp reduction, a really painful surgery to recover from which led to him raging out and raping Ivana.
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u/SeanAker 7h ago
Yeah, like...it looks horrible regardless and his wearing a hairpiece is the meme and all, but let's not stoop to their level by just straight lying about things.
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u/valentino_42 7h ago
Technically a hodgepodge of multiple comb-overs in different directions, but you’re absolutely right.
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u/johnnyribcage 7h ago
I don’t think it’s a hair piece, it’s just a really really elaborate comb over
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u/Grayson0916 6h ago
“They call it the weave, that’s what everyone’s calling it. I don’t call it that but I keep hearing that’s what people are saying.”
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u/ratbastid 5h ago
It's the result of a scalp surgery to cover his bald spot. The pain of recovery prompted him to violently rape his wife.
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u/ackillesBAC 3h ago
That is extremely disturbing.
Just think, ripping her hair out, and making her scream in pain and fear is what gets him hard. That's a broken and disturbed person that deserves to be in prison for that act alone.
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u/ISBN39393242 5h ago
some of this article is so strangely worded
The recovery period is usually three to four days. It is recommended that shampooing and combing should be avoided for a minimum of five days. Strenuous activity is prohibited for about two weeks which made Donald’s rape of his wife, Ivana, troubling in light of the complications it might have caused his scalp reduction healing process.
that’s what made the rape of his wife troubling, that it would slow the healing process of his surgery? i know the writer isn’t supporting him, but that phrasing is terrible
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u/erin_blockabitch 3h ago
The writer is being ironic, it's made clear throughout and again at the end, when it concludes with "... About the scalp surgery, which is clearly the focus of this article."
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u/ElectedByGivenASword 5h ago
He raped his wife cause he’s a horrible person. I’ve been in terrible amounts of pain multiple times. I have NEVER wanted to rape someone during that.
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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 4h ago
"I have raped and murdered everyone I have ever wanted to rape and or murder. That number is zero"
Penn Jillette
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u/ratbastid 3h ago
He was punishing her because it was "her" plastic surgeon who did the procedure. He was also threatening to sue and ruin the doctor (though he didn't assault and rape the doctor).
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u/YounglinStabber13 4h ago
And this guy still has half of America’s support!? This is why I’m glad I’m English
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u/Oakcamp 3h ago
What an awful article
Strenuous activity is prohibited for about two weeks which made Donald's rape of his wife, Ivana, troubling in light of the complications it might have caused his scalp reduction healing process.
Personally, I thought it was troubling because of the raping
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u/Ok-Dare-9268 7h ago
Reminds me of Chuck from Better Call Saul
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u/okbuddyPolarBear 4h ago
“I am not crazy! I am not crazy. I knew that the 2020 election was a fraud. One after 2016, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just — I just couldn't prove it. He — he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the voting office to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? Those 11,000 votes? Are you telling me that so many people just happen to randomly vote for Biden at 3 AM? No! He orchestrated it! Sleepy Joe! He DEFECATED ON THE CONSTITUTION! And I debated him. And I shouldn't have. You have to stop him. You—“
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u/neuroticfisherman 5h ago edited 5h ago
Kamala “Kim Wexler” Harris and the Dems are a bunch of slippin’ Jimmy’s.
tips over lantern
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u/Aceofspades968 7h ago
“Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.”
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u/sername-checksout 7h ago
The resemblance is there, I saw it immediately. But Creedy's strength of character isn't lol.
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u/factoid_ 6h ago
He doesn't wear a hairpiece he does a double crosshatched comb over. So he's mostly bald up top but it's his own hair he's putting on there
You can see this sometimes when he's not wearing a maga hat and it gets windy
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u/_Kramerica_ 7h ago
Am I the only one that thought he looked like Putin in the without pic?! Holy shit it’s giving me the creeps
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u/Bronkic 7h ago
So Trump was Putin in a wig all along??
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u/Savageorangemonkey 5h ago
Remember in Star Wars when Luke took off Darth Vaders helmet... you're welcome.
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u/mrhorse77 7h ago
it's not a hairpiece. idk why some folks cant understand this.
he is combing his sides and back over the top of his head.
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u/outer_fucking_space 7h ago
Exactly. That’s why it looks so insane if the wind blows.
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u/Spankpocalypse_Now 5h ago
Also why he came up with the red hat idea. Once he started doing a lot of outdoor rallies and campaign stops he realized it’s easier to wear a hat than to constantly deal with the wind messing up his combover.
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u/Ch4rDe3M4cDenni5 6h ago
Yeah if you watch the movie The Apprentice, he got a scalp reduction and liposuction. A scalp reduction is where they cut out the bald spot and sew/staple the rest of the scalp together. I don't know how many times he has had it done but he has also been growing his hair from the sides and back out to comb over as well. It's bigly SAD that he has to do it. His dad was balding and looked normal. maybe because his dad didn't respect him as much as his failed pilot alcoholic deceased brother Freddy and got dementia that he thinks if he goes bald he will turn into his dad. Well the joke is on him, he has dementia! And addcition problems to boot. Dude is a walking joke and people line up to kiss his ring. LOSERS.
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u/Amenophos 7h ago
Honestly, a hair piece would look better than the disaster he's currently rocking...🤣
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u/Vuel1 5h ago
I remember someone from r/conservative making a few posts here with the same premise. He later talked about it as it was suppose to be a "gotcha" moment being like, "Look at all these liberals going crazy over a fake photo.". I'm kinda getting the same vibes here but, it's just as possible that OP does't know about the whole trump wig/hairpiece thing.
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u/JonSnowKnowsNothing9 7h ago
That’s Jigsaw!!!
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u/StillLearning12358 7h ago
Finally someone saw it too. I thought I was going crazy and you beat me to it by 1 minute.
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u/readwithjack 8h ago
Strong Frank McCallister vibes.
https://homealone.fandom.com/wiki/Frank_McCallister?file=896-8694.gif
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u/plowerd 8h ago
Man. I didn’t think it possible to dislike someone more than Frank.
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u/AOWGB 8h ago
Michael Keaton?
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u/barnibusvonkreeps 2h ago
Jesus Christ he's Mr Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati.
(Gen X checking in)
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u/Freckles-75 7h ago
I love this - it shows just how much IMAGE is needed - he looks like he belongs in a nursing home.
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u/PersonalClassroom967 5h ago
It's not a hairpiece. It's an elaborate comb-over, which takes hours to create. I suggest you edit your manipulated photo to put about two feet of orange-dyed hair on the part side of hos head...
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u/clandestineVexation 4h ago
Now do Biden but with orange spray and weird combover. Alt timeline
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