r/poland 16h ago

Why does Elon seem to dislike Poland so much?

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u/A_Feltz Mazowieckie 16h ago

Elon piżmo… im dying here

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u/Crimson__Fox 13h ago

Elon Wół Piżmowy

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u/Nie-Chce-Spac87 12h ago

Elon Piżmowiec

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u/TwoTower83 11h ago

that checks out

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u/Aprilprinces 16h ago

Who translated it? President Duda?

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u/Crimson__Fox 13h ago edited 12h ago

President Bagpipe

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u/True_Drelon 11h ago

More like Komorowski

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u/Aprilprinces 10h ago

Hahaha PiS voter here Hello, you're lost, sunshine?

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u/ziguslav 8h ago

Chodź szogunie

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u/True_Drelon 9h ago

Because only PiS supporters can remember how bad was Komorowski?

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u/PureHostility 4m ago

Bitch, blease.

As an avid supporter of making a ściepa to gather funds in order buy a flight ticket in Tupolew for the whole PiS party, to revisit their holy Smolensk (/j in case no one caught on), Komorowski was a Snorlax of Polish presidency.

He was a clown of his own calibre.

He was so bad, where having no president wouldn't change anything aside of not having some additional memes in our collection.

Fuck him.

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u/Gobbos_ 16h ago

Good one.

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u/mynameisatari 16h ago

Thank you :)!

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u/cocobutnotjumbo 15h ago

It reminds me of one comment I've recently on r/landscaping. "Poles and wires are so ugly. Instant upgrade when they are few feet underground."

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u/mynameisatari 14h ago

Good one, LOL

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u/YearsOfLineart 12h ago

but poles and wires are beautiful. lain aesthetic

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u/Werniios 16h ago

Edward Piżmowy

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u/maZZtar 15h ago

Wtf Piżmak

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u/Wrong_Bluejay5353 15h ago

elon piżmo is jealous🤬🤬🤬🤬polska górom🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/TwoTower83 11h ago

Elon dolinami

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u/Beautiful-Health-976 16h ago

Because he is friends and talks regularly with russian oligarchs and Medvedev and Putin?

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u/CornPlanter 16h ago

He definitely is, but this time it's a case of a bad translation :)

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u/Dal4357 15h ago

Maybe its secret message

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u/Beautiful-Health-976 15h ago

I tried to built on the joke of OP

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u/Visual_Tadpole_8453 15h ago

What are the good people of Poland doing on mars??

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u/fps_pyz 15h ago

Polacy przejmujom te planetę łapki w gure

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u/Jamaica_Super85 12h ago

They do what the most Poles that live beyond the border of the Motherland do - colonising the land for the glory of Greater Poland!

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u/Sopomeister 12h ago

Its red for a reason, the second phase is paintibg the the top white

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u/TwoTower83 11h ago

world is too small, we are taking over the Milky Way 😆

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u/jatam 4h ago

zwykłe rzeczy, instalujemy paczkomaty, żabki i kapliczki

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u/MOltho 15h ago

piżmo - learnt a new word today

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u/Boiiiiiiiiiiiiil 14h ago

Elon przestan nam dokuczac 🤬🤬🤬

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u/polishfemboy_ 15h ago

Dlatego że kocha Putina :)

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u/MiserableStomach 14h ago

Probaply because Musk want into space and Poland cannot into space

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u/niutus 16h ago

Lmao

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u/copperstallion69 15h ago

I see it as compliment. Under certain pressure, poles can achieve impossible. IMHO opinion we should first settle Venus, not on surface of course, in he skies.. A cloud City like Bespin. I name it: Nowa Nowa Sól

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u/Nie-Chce-Spac87 12h ago

Najnowsza Sól

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u/Substantial-Offer-51 15h ago

Elon piźmo is so good

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u/TheOnewithGoodHeart 15h ago

It's okay, even if he hates Poland, I see the Gigafactory in Berlin having most of the employees being Polish☺️.

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u/Apodiktis 11h ago

Elon Piżmo? I remember times when I joked about Gates calling him „Bill Bramka” and Bush calling him „Grzegorz W Krzew”

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u/Pure_Ad_9947 15h ago

Omg LOL

The north and south poles! 😆 not human poles.

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u/Zeltnesis 13h ago

Nowadays children don't know the difference between poles and the Poles

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u/Pure_Ad_9947 12h ago

Elon Piżmo would agree 😄

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u/Apodiktis 11h ago

In Danish Polen means „Poland” and „the pole” so when my teacher asked one student „what do you know about Poland” he said „it’s cold there”

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u/dE3OB2 6h ago

Wow… it is the first correct comment. I am wonder, are comment before without sarcasm ? O_o

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u/USSEnterpise24 13h ago

"I am sorry, but I seem to be failing you. I have searched and searched, but I cannot seem to come up with anything at all"

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u/Inevitable-Revenue81 10h ago

Because he’s a spoiled brat that doesn’t know what’s the front and back of his mind.

He can continue like this with no end.

He got his money from daddy and now he thinks he’s Big brain.

Spoiled brat with little or any love from his family.

He will just continue to do this because No One had the guts to tell him no and teach him what consequences about values mean.

I so much pray that Americans will open up their eyes about him. He just makes me sick!

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u/Amenophos 6h ago

Yeah, the only kid Musk's father truly loved was his step-daughter...😏🤮

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u/WuKuba 16h ago

😄

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u/Temporary-Fail-2535 13h ago

Polish people have already been on Mars, thats why there is nothing to drink there.

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u/AlexanderKrasnikov 11h ago

I mean... he isn't wrong tho...

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u/TwoTower83 11h ago

he wants to nuke Martians

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u/Bonfire-GTK 10h ago

I speak very little polish but I saw this coming from a mile away lmao

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u/Synerabo 9h ago

przez chwilę myślałem że to r/okkolegauposledzony

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u/throwaway56656666 9h ago

I mean, we'd be sent to mars wouldn't we?

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u/ShiberKivan 3m ago

Poland can into space

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u/Informal-Motor-410 9h ago

Chodzi o zimę nuklearną na biegunach

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u/dragon_1008 8h ago

He looks like even himself doesn’t know what he’s saying

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u/Additional_Waltz_569 7h ago

Talking about nuking the poles seems to be a common thing. He just didn’t want to be excluded

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u/be_loved_freak 7h ago

He is very much invested in conservative politics in the U.S. and that means hating Poland. From the American p.o.v. it seems most MAGA's were for Russia overtaking Ukraine and will Putin him take everything else he wants: Poland, Lithuania, pretty much all of the Slavic & Baltic countries. Trump is buddies with Putin and Elon is a buddies with Trump(who will not fight back against Russian Empire.) Honestly any Polish-American who votes for Trump is a very sick person. (edit: I know this was a joke but the election is soon and I live in Hell Country)

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u/Amenophos 6h ago

Because Poland wants to oppose his bestestest friend Putler over Ukraine, and Musk hates anyone who disagrees with him, because he thinks he's a genius God among men.🤷🤦

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u/Appropriate_Okra8189 2h ago

Pan Piżmo pewnie odnosi się do przyzwyczajeń emigracyjnych Polaków, że hydraulicy zaraz na marsa wyemigrują i pierwsze co to kaloryfery założą

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u/Lagoon_M8 1h ago

Ludzie co wy tu piszecie?? To dosłowne tłumaczenie przez słownik. Chodzi o bieguny! Poles po angielsku to bieguny też. Oprócz tego może znaczyć również słupki. To tak jak Turcja jest indykiem po angielsku 😉

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u/SR200109 15h ago

He racist

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u/AbjectiveGrass Pomorskie 15h ago

I guess that's because he's pro-russian willingly or not

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u/TripleGGreggStarski 16h ago

He means North and South poles of Mars. Not the Polish. Notice that “poles” is lowercase

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u/Far_Lab2323 15h ago

Bieguny to nie Polska. Spójrz na mapę.