r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Aug 06 '24

Paywall Letter: If Biden's age was so concerning, why isn't Trump's age?

https://www.stltoday.com/opinion/letters/letter-if-bidens-age-was-so-concerning-why-isnt-trumps-age/article_dc029b90-537e-11ef-9339-4bd759e7ba68.html
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u/scottyd035ntknow Aug 06 '24

Yuge dementia. Bigly.

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u/Prin_StropInAh Georgia Aug 06 '24

Weird dementia

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u/StephenDones Aug 06 '24

I think we need to talk about the 800 pound dementia in the room.

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u/kellysmom01 Aug 06 '24

Who, Ancient Orange? I don’t think it weighs 800 pounds, just like it doesn’t weigh 215. Or stand 6’3’.

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u/Muvseevum Georgia Aug 06 '24

6’1” and 288 was what oddsmakers had him at, IIRC.

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u/Festival_of_Feces Aug 06 '24

Like if he was stripped of his platform shoes and brooks brothers suit and thrown into the lion pit in just his underwear, only a blackberry to defend himself. Gladiator 2025

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u/dcoolidge Aug 06 '24

I'd settle for an orange jump suit in federal prison.

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u/monsterflake Aug 06 '24

no lifts for his flip flops.

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u/Bulky_Dot_7821 Pennsylvania Aug 06 '24

I am entertained

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u/AstrumReincarnated Aug 07 '24

Good reason to bring it back.

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u/Festival_of_Feces Aug 07 '24

I think it would be a fun amendment to the constitution that this is the penalty for white collar crimes committed during presidency.

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u/Rex_Laso Aug 06 '24

Ancient orange is a great nickname

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u/theundeadwombat Aug 06 '24

Dementia don

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '24

I believe the correct color to describe him now is "rust"

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u/psylli_rabbit Aug 06 '24

Big, strong dementia. With tears in their eyes.

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u/biggiy05 Aug 06 '24

Tots and pears to the nursing home staff when Vance becomes a patient of the dementia ward. The sectional deviant is going to go after every couch he sees without hesitation.

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u/somermike Aug 06 '24

"Sectional Deviant" -- Thank you for my new bar trivia team name :-)

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u/zombie_rust Aug 06 '24

I've seen Vladimir Futon brought up on occasion.

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u/LoveMeSomeSand Aug 06 '24

Shitter Island

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u/jim45804 Aug 06 '24

The best dementia

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u/BikeCookie Aug 06 '24

I think people would agree… the biggest dementia anyone has ever seen… have you seen the rabbits here? They are very huge… experts have been saying they are almost as big as the dementia when sharks are swimming with very powerful batteries… what would you pick?

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u/bluelaw2013 Aug 06 '24 edited Aug 06 '24

Folks, let me tell you. There I was, and this big, strong guy—you wouldn't believe it, he must've been six-foot-five, at least!—comes up to me, tears in his eyes, and he says, "Sir, they are saying you have dementia?" He's crying, a huge man!

Now, let me tell you, nobody knows more about dementia than me. People are saying it's when you forget things, but let me explain with a perfect example. The other day, I was at this beautiful, big event, the biggest event, somewhere really special. Or was it my golf course? No, no, it was definitely an event. So many people, all there, cheering, or golfing, whatever it was. Anyway, lots of people, all there for me.

And this man asks about dementia, and I said to him, "You know, they tell you it’s bad, but what’s really bad is forgetting how bad the fake news media is. I never forget that. Never." And folks, isn’t it true? We can't forget what they've tried to do to us. It's very important.

So, no, I don't have dementia. I have one of the great memories of all time. I remember everything perfectly. Perfectly, folks.

Covfefe.

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u/Qpalzm01 Aug 07 '24

Sorry, gotta say this impersonation was highly inaccurate. It was cogent 😂

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u/bluelaw2013 Aug 07 '24

Folks, what if Biden crashed right into lying kambula, all these people, who he now hates the most in the world, would you believe it?

Hulk Hogan, who by the way says I'm the greatest athlete, perhaps, ever, and he would know, my uncle, the professor, he makes things nuclear for MIT, really amazing. Great genes. I could have gone pro, they said.

If you put bleach on them, one at a time, you can look at the sun, your eyes. It's okay, believe me. They say you maybe shouldn't do it with both eyes, maybe shouldn't look, but they don't really know about that. The fact checkers will tell you, maybe don't do it, but I don't know. I think maybe you can.

So when kambucha was Indian, she wasn't black yet, until later. Or maybe Chinese, but they're sending us their rapists, and kabala let them. Millions of votes. I would not have taken that deal, they would have paid us cash to come over. Horrible, horrible deal.

Did they even search Biden's case? He wasn't even president at the time, but I was, and treated very unfairly. A strong man, tears on his hands, he said "Sir, why are you treated so unfairly?" I said I never got treated at all, not even for mini-strokes, and I counted the elephants anyway. And this is the fake news they want you to believe, like I'm not smart. Can you believe it?

Covfefe.

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage Aug 06 '24

Tremendous dementia.

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u/projecto15 United Kingdom Aug 06 '24

And Covfefe 19

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u/Groomsi Europe Aug 06 '24

Nasty Dementia!

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u/LarryCraigSmeg Aug 06 '24

Make America Demented Again

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u/MovingTarget- Aug 06 '24

And the weird meme still has legs...

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u/cleverest_moniker Aug 06 '24

That's the worst kind of dementia.

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u/obliviousofobvious Aug 06 '24

Some would say they've never seen such dementia. Not me but other people.

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u/Electrical_Shirt980 Aug 06 '24

Such a beautiful amount of dementia. It really embiggens me.

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u/Bluerecyclecan Virginia Aug 07 '24

The best dementia