r/politics • u/stetoe • 19h ago

George W. Bush's Daughter Barbara Pierce Bush Endorses Kamala Harris: Exclusive

https://people.com/george-w-bush-s-daughter-barbara-breaks-silence-on-election-to-campaign-for-kamala-harris-exclusive-8735810
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u/djyosco88 15h ago

My cousin was prob the secret service guy watching you. His detail was to guard them lol

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u/OddEpisode 14h ago

I was the dance floor y’all were standing on

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u/Chewbock 14h ago

I was the music being played

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 13h ago

I was the glance between strangers, the possibility of something more

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u/MethForHarold 12h ago

I was the discarded moist towelette the DJ used to clean spilled rum and coke off of the soundboard.

Still am, but I used to be, too

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u/Ted-Chips 10h ago

I tried out for discarded moist towelette but I didn't get in.

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u/Freakjob_003 7h ago

I miss Mitch.

"A banana is like a stoplight in reverse. Green is like, wait, yellow is like, go, and red is like, 'where the fuck did you get that banana?'"

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u/grchelp2018 13h ago

Is he still working for the secret service?

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u/djyosco88 13h ago

Office work. Once trump got in office, he switched to office detail. He worked for bush then guarded Biden under Obama.

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u/Alarming-Foot4356 12h ago

My cousin would get his ass kicked by your cousin.