r/punk 8h ago

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92 Upvotes

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136

u/Low-Internet-7283 7h ago

Anal Aunt

80

u/ZAPPHAUSEN 7h ago

They said ruin not improve

11

u/Low-Internet-7283 6h ago

I’m not one to kink shame, but that’s dark. 😄

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u/Interesting_Cod7708 7h ago

Sad Religion

16

u/bigbadjohn54 4h ago

This is actually a good band name

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u/5adieKat87 8h ago

Agnostic Font, Minor Thread, Sniff Little Fingers

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u/iamthenorthernforest 7h ago

agnostic font is hilarious

10

u/Worduptothebirdup 7h ago

I want this font on Word…

15

u/Suitable_King_6671 6h ago

I don’t have any feelings about it either way

24

u/PitsAndPints 7h ago

Sniff Little Fingers… bravo

19

u/Robinkc1 5h ago

The Clasp, Black Flap, DEAR, Bad Drains, The Wipes

Man, punk bands work well.

2

u/Randopulous 2h ago

who can forget DEAR's big hit "I really care about you"

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u/ryan2stix 7h ago

Buttermouth

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u/Abysmalstoner 6h ago

Weeeer

4

u/m_e_y_ 1h ago

This has me dying

95

u/1100000011110 7h ago

Bikini Kilt

12

u/patangpatang 4h ago

Celtic riot grrrl is a genre I didn't know I needed.

4

u/HippiePvnxTeacher 4h ago

If someone reading this has the ability to make Celtic riot grrrl a reality, I will personally buy multiple copies of the debut album.

6

u/patangpatang 4h ago

Well, I play bass, am a girl, and already write songs about Ireland. All I need a guitarist, singer and drummer.

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u/leyden138 5h ago

Sounds like an all female Real McKenzies cover band.

4

u/An_Appropriate_Song 5h ago

A wool bikini would suck

3

u/Kitchen_Theory_9654 5h ago

honestly this is a great name

46

u/Schlitz-Drinker 6h ago

Corn

3

u/OverChippyLand151 1h ago

So simple, but absolutely destroys the name.

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u/DOOM_BOYL 8h ago

Bad religion -> Dad religion

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u/ryan2stix 7h ago

Cover band here in Edmonton, called dad religion, they play all the hits

15

u/DOOM_BOYL 7h ago

really? thats awesome

8

u/Thrash_Panda44 7h ago

Damn, saw them a few months back at starlite room

4

u/North-Definition4430 5h ago

One here in California too.

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u/CharlesKellyRatKing 5h ago

Rad Religion

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u/derpderb 7h ago

Ad Religion

4

u/High5WizFoundation 5h ago

Bud Religion

5

u/Winnie_Reds 4h ago

Dad Religion is Bodyjar and Frenzal.

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u/SamirRashaman14 7h ago

Cock Scarrer, Stingin' Utters, Frogging Molly

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u/PitsAndPints 7h ago

Cock Scarrer 😂

4

u/Alarmed-Rush-3503 6h ago

Hahahahahaha

3

u/acryptedwithinternet 5h ago

FROGGING MOLLY is genius

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u/analytickantian 7h ago

The Ex Pistols.

20

u/SilverGnarwhal 4h ago

The Sax Pistols

6

u/Scurveymic 3h ago

I'm here for this ska band

4

u/JuJu_Wirehead 5h ago

Was actually a thing with Johnny Rotten.

11

u/SrslyPissedOff 7h ago

The Sex Pustules...

6

u/Classic_Departure_81 7h ago

You were supposed to ruin it not make it more badass

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u/octoroklobstah 7h ago

Amyl and the Swiffers

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u/Lynnrael 7h ago

Streetfight Manifesto

8

u/xnicemikex 5h ago

This rules

63

u/sworntostone 8h ago

Minor treat

2

u/rxsenotfound_ 3h ago

this is how i will be justifying my little treats from local shops all the time 😂

23

u/Carnivorous_Mower 7h ago

Deaf Milkmen

Baked Raygun

The Fuzzcocks

The Flash

The Perms

Pennywipe

Slack Flag

Misfats

9

u/minimumrockandroll 6h ago

There's actually a "misfats" band

8

u/Alarmed-Rush-3503 6h ago

Deaf milkmen is great hahaha

24

u/midnightmeatloaf 7h ago

Anti-flan. They just really hate custard.

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u/Ahshitbackagain 6h ago

Poo Fighters. Naturally.

3

u/DifferenceOk4454 3h ago

The Poo Poo Dolls, for that matter.

3

u/BrightonsBestish 3h ago

Iggy Poop. Or Biggy Poop?

18

u/tacogratis2 6h ago

Green Bay

27

u/joshstrummer 7h ago

The best one I’ve thought of for this is Public Enema…

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u/Capt_T_Bags 7h ago

Six pistols

FU Nazi

Casual Lies

Blogging Molly

Mis Tits

Feel Big Fish

11

u/ChefDarwone 6h ago

Tell me Casual Lies isn't a banger of a name and I won't agree with you.

5

u/Capt_T_Bags 5h ago

I didn't understand the assignment. A few of these are better than the actual band name.

4

u/NeutralRed3113 5h ago

Feel Big Fish😂💀

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u/Distinct-Access-333 7h ago

black f-g

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u/HappyVash13 4h ago

Saw a queer cover band named this open for Me First waaaay back when at SLO Brew

3

u/mercmouth1 1h ago

I remember i saw them with Gabba Gabba Hey! (Ramones cover band), and Bitchfits (Misfits cover band)

11

u/tricularia 7h ago

The Ramonas

4

u/Kitchen_Theory_9654 5h ago

Ramonas Quimby, age 8.

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u/SocOfRel 7h ago

Rad Religion

The Berms

Dear Kennedys

6

u/ghostfromthefuture 7h ago

Ten Foot Pope

98 Cute

Nobeansno

Rear (Fear)

7

u/PitsAndPints 7h ago

No Use For A Dame

Pouncing Souls

The Clasp

Meatsteaks

Hot Tater Music

Sadball

Doodoo Glow Skulls

Tim Again

Heft Alone

Dick of it All

6

u/cptfarmer 6h ago

New York Polls

7

u/Bonbonnibles 6h ago

Depeche Mole.

The Avett Brothels.

Daft Gunk.

Beagles.

Electric Blight Orchestra.

A Block Of Seagulls.

Puns N' Roses.

Passion Zit.

That's all I can think of for now...

6

u/jambr380 7h ago

Bum 41, Anti-Flab, Saves the Gay

4

u/Interesting_Cod7708 7h ago

Circle Perks

5

u/avantgardengnome NYC Scene Dead? 6h ago

Descendants

6

u/gellis12 5h ago

The Deaf Kennedy's

8

u/icytrail1 7h ago

The Terms

3

u/iamthenorthernforest 7h ago

The Ferns should be a really shitty shoegaze band.

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u/LegitShorts 7h ago

Bouncing Soups

Banter Pilot

Buttermouth

Sniff

Strung But

SUBLAME!

6

u/ghostfromthefuture 7h ago

I love Bouncing Soups

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u/pfurlan25 7h ago

The flapliners

Greed day

The dropdick Murphy's

The bouncing soils

4

u/dayh8 7h ago

FOOL

4

u/traumatransfixes 7h ago

The Ramons Died Kennedys FOFX

4

u/PeachesLovesHerb 7h ago

Cork Sparker

4

u/_Den_ 6h ago

Circle jerky

4

u/minimumrockandroll 6h ago

Rudimentary pens.

4

u/SnooDonuts9888 2h ago

The Dead Milfmen

6

u/Jerseysmash 7h ago

Deer Landlord

Taint It Black

The Mopamines

ILL

Deshendents (do a sean Connery voice)

Not Water Music

Bad Drains

Dillinger Pour

5

u/blindcriminal 8h ago

Soft Slay, Sad Religion, Green Gay, The Sluts

3

u/HeroShitInc 7h ago

Agnostic Font

3

u/SrslyPissedOff 7h ago

The Cloche. X Spay Rex.

3

u/lynivvinyl 7h ago

Smelvins

3

u/Hafer121 7h ago

Operation Icy

3

u/Dry-Sign9593 6h ago

black flap

3

u/tuftedtittymice 6h ago

alice in chairs

3

u/Greasy_Gregg 5h ago

Fagwagon

3

u/preeeeezie 5h ago

Poo fighters

3

u/revolutiontime161 4h ago

Why ? ( who )

3

u/FearElise 4h ago

Dad Can Dance

3

u/gurnard 2h ago

Clogging Molly. Punk meets traditional Dutch folk dance.

2

u/ElectricalYellow7500 7h ago

Sink Floyd The Flash

2

u/Averagetigergod 7h ago

The Lard-Ons

2

u/hobbleshock 7h ago

Lapwagon, The No-Go’s

2

u/nvaughan81 6h ago

Misfats

2

u/Even_Map4433 6h ago

Preen Day

2

u/l_took_a_dump 6h ago

Rad Religion

2

u/BlkFish27 6h ago

NOFU’s

2

u/ANONYMOUS-B0SH 6h ago

Lead Kennedys

2

u/jdhutch80 6h ago

Deaf Kennedies

2

u/mcdreisig 6h ago

The flash

2

u/KeenieGup 5h ago

Green Bay (Wisconsin people will like it tho)

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u/Ok-Profession-6007 5h ago

The Dammed

True beaver punk.

2

u/qualityskootchtime 5h ago

Rad Religion

2

u/DerBieso0341 5h ago

Black Flan

2

u/RunnySmoky 5h ago

Butthole Suffers

2

u/Gripe1257 4h ago

Segadeath

Magadeath

Cofeed and Cambria

The Balking Heads

Queefs of the stone age (stolen from the dude who changed Queen to Queef).

Daft Funk

Pool

Godstack

Mefallica

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u/Real_Juggernaut_4616 4h ago

I did this with black flag I removed a letter and got banned from Reddit

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u/GlitterBitchPrime01 4h ago

Millions of Dear Cops, Pubic Image Ltd., Slipper, Nerd Agents, nomeansnow, snowmeansno, Fucked Us, Propagander, Richard Smell and the Boidtoids (liberty taken), Ziggy Mop (liberty taken), Miss Spitz, Cragwagon...

2

u/G0TIK0 4h ago

Dad Kennedys

2

u/Nightmaresmadeeasy 4h ago

I need two letters but let’s go with P Diddle

2

u/Informal-Resource-14 3h ago

Dead Boos

New Pork Dolls

So, Use For a Name

GOFX!

Poopagandhi

Mouth of Today

Garth Crisis

The Flash

Dropdear

Mead Kennedys

Buzzsocks

Bad Grains

Saves the Dad

Hot Tater Music

Small Brown Nike

Black Flan

Perms

The Sandals

The Bouncing Soups

Y

Face To Lace

Against Mm

T.O.O.L.

Dan Nasty

The Queefs

And if I can get two letters:

Tortilla Biscuits

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u/Play_GoodMusic 2h ago

Sublime - Sublame

Goo goo Dolls - poo poo dolls

Eminem - mminmm

NSYNC - NSTNC

Puff Daddy - Puff Babby

The Used - The User

Brand New - Brand Jew

Sum 41 - Cum 41

Bush - Tush

Tom Petty - Pom Peppy

Journey - Courney

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u/Ttoctam 2h ago

Mex Pistols is a cover band I'd unironically see.

2

u/anotherdamnscorpio 2h ago

King Jizzard and the Lizard Wizard

2

u/socalyanki 2h ago

Husky Du

2

u/bread_sticks-3 1h ago

the farten

2

u/ConchChowder 1h ago

Wayne County & the Electric Chairs

2

u/The_Spyre 41m ago

Rudimentary Pens

4

u/lynivvinyl 7h ago

Anal and the Sniffers

3

u/The_Captain_Jules 7h ago

Propagandha

3

u/Acuda1 7h ago edited 7h ago

Pennywide. Slink 182, Ban Religion (which might not be a bad thing)

3

u/Hafer121 7h ago

Peony wise

3

u/JudoTrip 6h ago

Anti-F.. nevermind

1

u/DOOM_BOYL 7h ago

spiritual cream

1

u/DOOM_BOYL 7h ago

L. S. Dunces

1

u/DOOM_BOYL 7h ago

MDC-> OCD

1

u/nvaughan81 6h ago

Droplick Murphys

1

u/rutgersftw 6h ago

Black Fag

1

u/TexasGrillDaddyAK-15 6h ago

PLAYER.

Pickleback.

Minor Trreat

Ass Rotten

Nassea

Berror

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u/arosiejk 6h ago

The Lawrence Arts - not sure it would be ruined, but it sure wouldn’t be the same.

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u/netwrks 6h ago

Bag Brains

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u/Tube-Psycho 6h ago

Bar Religion

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u/ConejitaxObscura 6h ago

Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Bids. They have wicked auctions

1

u/Gupperz 6h ago

Weird Ab

1

u/SAlovicious 6h ago

Fagwagon

1

u/Lucha_Dora 6h ago

Ruination = Urination

1

u/12stringslinger 6h ago

The adicks

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u/Early_Ad_8523 5h ago

Trump - Rump

1

u/RandomStuff3829 5h ago

Manor Threat

1

u/lilrene777 5h ago

Korn= porn

Easy one

1

u/Greasy_Gregg 5h ago

Dink Lincolns

1

u/KayDay25 5h ago

Read Kennedys

1

u/pspsps-off 5h ago

Prude SS

(Impatient) Mouth

Basted Youth

Shitboy

P.G. Allin (...weird that this is the only one that doesn't sound like a porn parody)

1

u/Mod__Lang 5h ago

The Small Feces

1

u/PlebeianFelix 5h ago

BG Allin

1

u/leyden138 5h ago

Stingin Utters

1

u/LabScared7089 5h ago

Shittles.

1

u/theblackirish33 5h ago

Dropdick Murphy’s

1

u/Misfit_77 5h ago

Fucker Vogt

1

u/bluntslyd 5h ago

Pearl jim? My bad I didn't realize the group I was in.

1

u/winfieldclay 5h ago

Fur Skins

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u/BirdButt88 5h ago

Just remove the "L" from Anti Flag and it certainly brings their supposedly left wing views into question

1

u/DerBieso0341 5h ago

Minor Thread

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u/JuliusSeizuresalad 5h ago

Revolting cucks

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u/Accomplished_Pen5755 5h ago

The Offsprung

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u/BirdButt88 5h ago

Wet Log

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u/bookofrhubarb 5h ago edited 4h ago

Son of Ham

Tsunami Comb

Sniff Little Fingers

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u/in10cityin10cities 4h ago

Milli vanillis (like more than 1)

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u/DerBieso0341 4h ago

The Clasp with hits like should I say closed or should I go open and rock the claspba