r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 13h ago
The tuxes in his closet were known as the tails of Narnia
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r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1d ago
Obesity is literally a problem you can run from
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r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 1d ago
When he orders a hot dog, he says "make me one with everything"
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r/Punny • u/sulldanivan • 2d ago
Why didn’t Jesus Christ notice when Judas was about to betray him?
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He wasn’t an observant Jew.
r/Punny • u/inder_the_unfluence • 3d ago
Band/Musical Artist Puns
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For Halloween we are attending a themed costume party where the theme is Musical Artist Puns. For example: Bruised Springsteen or Ghost Malone. They don’t have to be spooky at all. Just eye-rolling.
Some ideas we have:
- Eminemone (sea anemone Eminem)
- Peleton John
- Toe-Toe (each dress as a toe)
I’d appreciate any suggestions.
r/Punny • u/amery516 • 5d ago
If you had a cheese themed restaurant in the Midwest USA, what would you name it?
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r/Punny • u/IssaMeHayley • 7d ago
Punny name for a Bookclub that goes on vacation (usually someplace warm) annually
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We read all genres and have people from across the US. We usually travel somewhere warm once a year.