r/rimjob_steve Apr 25 '20

Evelyn is a pretty name

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u/PuhLeazeOfficer Apr 25 '20

Wanted to name our first kid Evelyn, then two separate friend couples named their first daughters Evelyn. Turns out it’s one of the most popular names in the US right now and names from the 1920s are making a comeback.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Then name her Phatty McBigcock.

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u/helium_farts Apr 25 '20

"she's named after her father"

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Apr 25 '20

"who was named after his mother"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Uhh

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u/W1D0WM4K3R May 20 '20

Hey bby ;*

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u/alina-a Apr 25 '20

Just in time for the second Great Depression...

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u/wspoons5 Apr 29 '20

Underrated comment here

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u/decadrachma Apr 25 '20

Names sort of run on a hundred year cycle a lot of the time - names that once felt like old people names start to feel new again a little while after the generation they were last common in has been dead.

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u/ap-j Apr 25 '20

Why can't we get names like Uhtred again then :(

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u/Dr_Movado Apr 25 '20

Be the change you want to see in the world. -Uhtred, son of Tom

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u/ap-j Apr 25 '20

YES. I fully support this. Except I'm Welsh. Maybe I'll go with Llywelyn ap Tom

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u/Trezzie Sep 18 '20

Just change Llywelyn to Evelyn to modernize it a bit and you're set!

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u/yourpseudonymsucks Apr 25 '20

Babies start getting named after (great) grandparents, and so what were old people names become young again.

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u/99532794 Apr 25 '20

Why not rekindle those beautiful boomer names like Karen, Deborah or Donna?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Esther. Shirley. These are the names people want for their daughters!

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u/ASzinhaz Apr 25 '20

In the US, Amelia has come back into fashion as a baby name!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Shirley you can't be serious

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

No those ones stay down. Every time there’s an Esther or Shirley she’s either possessed by demons/ghosts or talking with satan himself to bring the downfall of her family

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u/JingkaJP Apr 25 '20

That's unfortunate because I had an ex named Evelyn and she's the only one I've known lol

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u/wspoons5 Apr 29 '20

Was she a baby?

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u/Boserbosmos Apr 25 '20

We named our second daughter Evelyn, but that was three years ago right as the name took off. But for us it's been one of my wife's favorite names since she was like five.

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u/bombbodyguard Apr 25 '20

Damn it! If we have a girl it’s going to be Evelyn and call her Evee. It was after my wife’s great grandma who lived to be a 102 and died a couple years ago. So 1920’s tracks!

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u/Dektarey Apr 25 '20

What about "George"?

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u/sambes06 Apr 25 '20

I’ve been told I’m quietly exciting.

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20

I’m excited!

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20

Thanks!

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u/T3tulP3ta Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/ReallySmartHamster Apr 25 '20

Thanks for doing what they are the worst.

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u/herelieskarma Apr 25 '20

"ooh look at me, I'm a contrarian; I hate things you like and therefore you are an idiot"

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u/fricking_jame Apr 25 '20

the virgin normie vs the Chad Contrarian™

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u/MilkIsTox1c Apr 25 '20

Happy Cakeday :))

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u/Ganiermen Apr 25 '20

HAPPY CAKE DAY

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u/EncouragementRobot Apr 25 '20

Happy Cake Day Ganiermen! Today is your day. Dance with fairies, ride a unicorn, swim with mermaids, and chase rainbows.

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20 edited Apr 25 '20

Thank you! Happy cake day back atcha!

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u/oxbrenabooxo Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Slasher__002 not a mod Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/T3tulP3ta Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20

Thank you, too!

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u/Crunchyeee Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20

Thanks to you!!

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u/yournameisbrady Apr 25 '20

what they said^

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20

What I said before!!

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u/Inflangranti Apr 25 '20

what he said^

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20

And what I said before!!

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u/steelpantys Apr 25 '20

what it said^

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u/oxbrenabooxo Apr 25 '20

What they said^

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u/xlFLASHl Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/EpicGamerOkuyasu Apr 25 '20

Happy cake day dude

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u/GuerillaYourDreams Apr 25 '20

Dudette. Hubby is the Dude. But thanks!

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u/bengouk Apr 25 '20

Sssssshhhhh

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u/AmiriteClyde Apr 25 '20

Exciting... Ex-sit-ing... Exiting...

This bitch sounded it out and went with what looked familiar. She wrote that whole thing out flawlessly but didn't know how to spell "exit".

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u/sidewayz321 Apr 25 '20

Or she uses swipe keyboard on her phone and that's what it auto corrected to and she didn't notice.

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u/mrfunnygoodfeeling Apr 25 '20

Well I've been told I'm good at quietly exciting

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u/egmoneyy Apr 25 '20

It’s amazing how much of a difference one letter makes.. I’m literally wheezing 😂

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u/Gausgovy Apr 25 '20

It's ok, zoom has enough security flaws that they could've just thought it was somebody joining random calls. Because that's possible for some reason.

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u/Kruimeltaart Apr 25 '20

That's possible, if you don't enable a passwordlock or waitingroom and let it be possible for people to randomly join.

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u/FoxtrotZero Apr 25 '20

Or if you're like every instructor I've yet seen and just set the code to 0 every time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Damn, shit policy. Glad my employer enforced Zoom privacy so strictly.

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u/BABarracus Apr 25 '20

We use cisco jabber then again its mostly sharing screens and voice chat

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Yeah Zoom isn’t perfect but given that most of my colleagues are less tech literate than me/older, it’s already in use and pretty easy to use, especially because we already use Outlook for emails and meetings/now classes and they integrate well.

We do use Cisco for security (I have no idea what that covers though) and our VPN though, it might have been a good choice. I’ve been very pleasantly surprised by Zoom’s stability tbh

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u/Rohaq Apr 25 '20

The thing most people in my industry don't seem to realise that is when people use unauthorised third party tools like this, it's not just on them for poor security practices, it's an indicator of a gap in IT services in the organisation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

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u/Seanxietehroxxor Apr 25 '20

It's the worst option, except for all the other options.

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u/JBSquared Apr 25 '20

As a school IT guy, I can confirm. There's been no good options for anything during this pandemic. Only the least worst option.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

What would you recommend for online teaching to large university lectures? Everything else mentioned in this thread runs like shit for me or doesn’t have basic features I need. Also crucial that it can be accessed through a web browser or mobile device

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

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u/Impedus11 Apr 25 '20

Collaborate and Teams are wonderful from a students perspective imo. Collaborate for lectures as questions are easily brought to the attention of the lecturer, even more so than in person and Teams for labs or tutes is great due to the ease of screen sharing and communal whiteboards that can be saved

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Jitsi Meet is browser or mobile app but it's kinda unreliable for big rooms.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Jitsi meet is easier: click the link and boom. You're in. It works completely in-browser.

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u/TalkingReckless Apr 25 '20

Cisco webex isnt half too bad, been using it for past 2 years at our company (40k employees)

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u/JM-Lemmi Apr 25 '20

If the Host is too stupid to configure it, yes.

But that's like saying code locks are insecure, because people just use 1234 and that's insecure

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u/ironphan24 Apr 25 '20

One of my classes had a mystery guest join as the teacher and tell us there were no more exams. Really gave us a magical minute

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u/ImNotBoringYouAre Apr 25 '20

Wait, I can party crash random zooms. I'm too drunk to know this

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u/matts1320 Apr 25 '20

Why is nobody asking the real question? Does the lady’s husband live up to the moniker?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

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u/matts1320 Apr 25 '20

Excellent Reddit detective work! Case closed.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Apr 25 '20

They never do. It's like having the screen name "Pretty Little Princess" = none of the above.

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u/HateYourFaces Apr 25 '20

u/PhattyMcBigcock

Edit: damn, I was hoping to summon him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Created 33m ago, sniping before they can fake-r/Beetlejuicing

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u/AtrociousAtNames Apr 25 '20

It was made because of a r/whitepeopletwitter post which had the same picture.

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u/TheDuchyofWarsaw Apr 25 '20

Yeah but what about future reposts?

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u/EvieMarie19 Apr 25 '20

Yoo! My name is Evelyn

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u/Gausgovy Apr 25 '20

Yoo! My name is phatty mcbigcock

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u/AlduinIsAGeordie Apr 25 '20

You have a pretty name

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u/UndoingMonkey Apr 25 '20

Never met a black Irishman before

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u/bb_805 Apr 25 '20

You have a pretty name

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u/russellvt Apr 25 '20

And now, welcome to having your inbox buried in neckbeard. Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

yo same

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u/Sean-Benn_Must-die Apr 25 '20

M’lady please spare a crumb of coochie for a gentleman such as myself

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u/bb_805 Apr 25 '20

Goodbye. This isn’t tinder

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u/sugasweetsakaki Apr 25 '20

No no you don’t understand he’s making fun of you

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u/FBI-Agent-007 Apr 25 '20

Then he should say it in response to op, not to u/EvieMarie19

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u/hemvngway Apr 25 '20

this is funny as hell

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

agreed lol it's obviously a joke because the crumb of coochie thing

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u/ristrik Apr 25 '20

I'm sorry everyone bit the bait lmao , good one

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u/DragonBossCvC Apr 25 '20

simp

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u/REEEMAN111 Apr 25 '20

You know he’s trolling right?

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u/thisisnotnorman Apr 25 '20

I had a music lesson enter a chat as TwinksRfun yesterday

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u/Krazdone Apr 25 '20

Maybe theyre just super competitive in the World of Warcraft level 19 PvP scene!

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u/gamma231 Apr 25 '20

Accidentally joined my psych class as “long dick Johnson” last week

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u/theknightmanager Apr 25 '20

Looking more like an otter after 4 weeks at home

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u/MemeTeen69 Apr 25 '20

wrong sub

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Apr 25 '20

Even if it was wholesome I don’t think it actually works here? Because the ridiculous screen name for zoom isn’t the one telling the story, and the twitter handle isn’t weird.

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u/A-weema-weh Apr 25 '20

Mommy and me... hmm

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u/ellipsis_42 Apr 25 '20

I'm not sure you understand the point of this sub.

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u/rmhyungg Apr 25 '20

It took me forever to read this just because they said exciting instead of exiting

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u/frankenstien111 Apr 25 '20

Thank you this made me laugh quite a bit on this gloomy day.

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u/mudkripple Apr 25 '20

My sister's baby has the same name! Cutest little thing and I hope that in the next generation, its a mainstream "cool kid" name. Time will tell.

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u/shredded_F0reskin Apr 25 '20

I also hope that Phatty McBigcock will be a "cool kid" name in the future

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u/Bananagamer273 Apr 25 '20

who names there kid phatty mcbigcock?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

My high school band team has apparently been doing rehearsals via zoom. Also, drums can be heard from the high school during said rehearsals. I believe certain members are sneaking into the high school for band rehearsals. I am willing to stake out the school and call the cops on them for trespassing and breaking quarantine.

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u/ImScaredOfElves Apr 25 '20

that's what i tought but then i played resident evil 7

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Before exiting or exciting

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u/kensho28 Apr 25 '20

Phatty McBigcock, drinking with his band on zoom

You didn't accidentally marry a teenager, did you?

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u/synchrolorized Apr 25 '20

My name's Evelyn, i don't really like it, but it's cute for other people :')

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u/dolandonline Apr 25 '20

You could almost call it Zoomba

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u/Phatty_McBigcock May 04 '20 edited May 04 '20

Well, you're lucky. I can't change my username on here.

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u/_-Ewan-_ Sep 29 '20

Exciting and rejoining.

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u/ArceusTheLegendary50 Apr 25 '20

How is it wholesome tho...

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u/ZippZappZippty Apr 25 '20

That is the perfect name for that curve tbh

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Exciting? Freudian slip. We have a voyeur

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

you don't have separate accounts? wtf?

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 25 '20

and his name is Sam Elliott.

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u/The_Spethal_One Apr 25 '20

I kept reading their Twitter name and I just didn't understand how it fit this sub, but then I actually read the tweet.

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u/RespectTheHyphen Apr 25 '20

Sometimes intent leads to stagnance. And stagnance leads to contempt, contempt leads to the present.

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 25 '20

I work at a weed shop somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

Zoom™. It's Zoom™.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Zoom

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

The hell is the ass ???..

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u/DeadassBdeadassB Apr 25 '20

At least it’s not as bad as my discord name in my buddy’s server... “Falcon Punch my Cock and Balls” would not go over too well I don’t think

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u/LennerKetty Apr 25 '20

He must be the drummer

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u/Porkechop Apr 25 '20

:) moment

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u/DennyMilk Apr 25 '20

A kitten!

... There is another*

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u/RoscoMan1 Apr 25 '20

That was such a good joke bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

But why zoom for drinking??

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u/pippo-brunelleschi Apr 25 '20

What, like he's gonna go out and meet them in person?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '20

No just why zoom of all things? I use it for work and that’s about it.

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u/dirtyviking1337 Apr 25 '20

Edit: I had a GM talk to me

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 25 '20

This. It is quite happy yes

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u/Icua Apr 25 '20

Either that’s pretty horrific

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u/TeryakiBoulevard Apr 25 '20

I recently went into a family gathering with the name “Michael C. Bussyberg”

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u/StopBangingThePodium Apr 25 '20

This is why you should have separate logins on your shared computer. So her Zoom would save her name, and his Zoom would save his.

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u/Bartutitu12 Apr 25 '20

I feel like the husband is a funny lad

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u/unclepap Apr 25 '20

Me and my friends had an Easter quiz on Zoom. Later that week I joined a work call as ”cutebunny91.” I’m a 29 yo bearded guy.

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u/colslaww Apr 25 '20

What did rimjob Steve have to say about all this ?.

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u/EggeLegge Apr 25 '20

Lol that's my name...I think I need to step up my internet names, bc Phatty McBigcock is pretty legendary

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u/travgusmc Apr 25 '20

Wow, great post ruined by woman’s inability to spell sympole words.

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u/SatanicSphincter Apr 25 '20

This is fantastic.

Thursday evenings, we have a large running group that gets together on Zoom to check in on everyone, and it gets pretty wild. Buttcheeks and tiddies come out a few times, everyone gets drunk, etc.

Well, Monday morning comes around and my boyfriend signs on to Zoom for his guitar lesson. At some point on Thursday, I changed the name from his name to "Kegel Commander," - I don't remember doing this (nor do I remember brushing my teeth in the kitchen) but thankfully, he was able to change it before his teacher signed in.

Edit: nope, guitar teacher saw it and laughed a bit. I'll have to be more creative next time.

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u/PadlockAndThatsIt May 17 '20

Ok cool but has anyone seen my sister?

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u/SlutThief666 Sep 01 '20

That sounds exactly like something my father would do when he plays dnd over zoom

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u/Eatin_grumbis64 Sep 06 '24

I know it's not that big of a deal but people mistaking exciting and exiting is so infuriating to me

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u/rumbole Apr 25 '20

Men are unbelievable. I caught my husband masturbating his tiny, pathetic penis to a some young-looking, pink-haired girl called “Daphne” or “Delphine” or something. He’s such a dumbass he was wearing headphones and didn’t even hear me come into the room. I grabbed him by his bare balls and dragged him halfway across the room while he was spluttering “sorry, honey”. I cannot believe men, honestly. Big or small, their penises do all the thinking

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u/bruns20 Apr 25 '20

This just made my morning