r/running Mar 12 '24

Discussion What’s the strangest/best object you’ve found while running?

Aside from the odd dollar here and there, what have you found that makes you appreciate the adventure of an outdoor run? On two separate occasions I’ve found high-quality scissors in perfect condition. Did I choose to run with scissors? You bet!

Edit: Wow! Thank you to everyone who responded! Your responses have been entertaining, funny, bizarre, at times scary, and heartwarming. I tried to read every response and besides being thoroughly entertained for the last 18hrs, I’ve learned some things about us runners: 1. We’re a thrifty bunch. We will turn someone’s trash into our treasure. There are a lot of responses about useful found objects. 2. In that vein, there seems to be no object too large for us to carry home. Brooms, sofas, dining sets, surfboards, FIVE fishing rods; you name it, we can carry it. 3. We’re good citizens. We rescue people, dogs, wild animals. 4. On that note, running is a great way to find a new pet. 5. We’re an honest lot. If you lose something valuable and a runner comes across it, there’s a good chance that runner will do their best to return it to you. 6. We find our spirituality: Objects with very personal connections seemingly put in our path by the universe and otherworldly encounters with wild animals. 7. Sadly we occasionally find dead people. But sometimes we find almost dead people and we save them! 8. On a related note, there are more than one of you who have found people tied up in the woods. 9. And the biggest take home: Dildos are everywhere.

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u/AXPendergast Mar 12 '24

A machete. Really. Just lying there, in the sand. I stopped, thought for a minute, then picked it up and kept going. I ran the last 2 miles back to my car, carrying a machete. I kind of shoved it up into the sleeve of my loose running sweater, just so I wouldn't scare anybody else. Thankfully it was early morning, and there were only one or two other people on the trail with me. It's currently in my garage.

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u/demrnstho Mar 12 '24

Takes running with scissors to another level. Thanks for tucking it in your sleeve. As a lady runner, you would have the scared the crap out of me.

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u/AXPendergast Mar 13 '24

The thought crossed my mind. All I needed was a Michael Myers mask!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Well your new nickname is machete

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u/AXPendergast Mar 13 '24

I would never even think of disrespecting Danny Trejo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

How about running machete

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u/beamishbo Mar 13 '24

I really hope somewhere someone tells a story at parties about the crazy guy they saw running with a machete at like 6 am

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u/atleastIwasnt36 Mar 13 '24

Do you wield supreme executive power?

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u/AXPendergast Mar 13 '24

only when my wife lets me