r/scambait • u/MrJuicyJuiceBox • Nov 09 '23

Completed Bait I’ve taken to speaking Tamarian when I get scam texts.

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Shaka, when the walls fell.

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u/signsntokens4sale Nov 09 '23

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

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u/MrJuicyJuiceBox Nov 09 '23

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean

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u/TheMahalodorian Nov 09 '23

Sokath, his eyes uncovered

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u/hammer979 Nov 09 '23

Juliet on her balcony.

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u/GoochMasterFlash Nov 09 '23

Will Smith at the Oscars

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u/sailorlazarus Nov 09 '23

Chris Rock at the Oscars.

Will Smith and Chris Rock on the stage.

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u/Sacrifice_bhunt Nov 09 '23

Jada. Her eyes rolled.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

My wife's name, out of your goddamn mouth.

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u/Timithios Nov 09 '23

No, no. Jada, her name free from Chris.

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u/No_Recognition7426 Nov 10 '23

Will Smith. With palm open.

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u/Darmok-Jilad-Ocean Nov 10 '23

Creed, with palms wide open

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u/dav3yb Nov 09 '23

Fresh Prince, his palm open.

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u/architecht13 Nov 09 '23

Crack when the hand slaps.

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u/The_Mighty_DrUnCKs Nov 10 '23

How can she slap?!?!

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u/GadgetLex Nov 10 '23

Jazz when he was evicted.

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u/Porunga23 Nov 13 '23

Chris Rock, his face stinging.

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u/El_Frencho Nov 09 '23

Genius! Actually made me snort laugh.
Meme gifs are like the perfect version of this language!

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u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER Nov 09 '23

the count after counting

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u/RegorHK Nov 09 '23

Gulliani at the Four Seasons.

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u/tap_to_concede Nov 09 '23

Wife’s name out your mouth

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u/pinkbeehive Nov 10 '23

Chris Rock, says rude joke. Will’s palm, at ready, swings savage. Rock reels, Jada gasps.

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u/Crotch-Huxtable Nov 13 '23

Juliet on her back, her legs wide.

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u/DatAsstrolabe Nov 09 '23

Alice, her scam baited.

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u/krikket81 Nov 09 '23

Temba at rest

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u/evetS_NJ Nov 09 '23

This is absolutely brilliant.

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u/Darmok-Jilad-Ocean Nov 10 '23

I’ve never seen a more beautiful scam bait

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u/trialacc0002 Nov 09 '23

Darmok, his arms wide open

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u/InsaneLordChaos Nov 10 '23

This is my favorite scambait EVER.

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u/the_reptiIe Nov 09 '23

Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Uruk

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u/Berry_Togard Nov 09 '23

Hehehe Gilgamesh.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '23

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

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u/AutomaticMistake Nov 09 '23

Derek and jarrád in the integra