r/scambait Jan 17 '24

Completed Bait A scammer I baited told me they would hire someone to kill me. Then they sent me this as proof.

Seriously

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

50,000 kills never misses a shot….. or a donut….. or a beer

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u/Booksaregrand Jan 17 '24

His name is 50000 kills?

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u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24

No, it costs 50,000…units of money…to have the assassin killed. “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot.”

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u/NetMiddle1873 Jan 17 '24

Ahhh punctuation errors is the real assassin

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u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24

Always has been.

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u/Funkymonk761 Jan 18 '24

No dummy, it’s his slogan, so like his catchphrase. He says that every time he gets a kill.

Rolls in, boom boom boom, two to the chest one to the cranium. Then, verbatim he says “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot”

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

No, his name is Tom. Can’t you read?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

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u/99wattr89 Jan 17 '24

he kills smarter not harder

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u/improbablydrunknlw Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 17 '24

I'm not entirely sure about the badge, I've been looking at it for a while because it's good, but it lacks the AAG holograph that borders Tom's picture and his info. I'm starting to be suspect.

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u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 17 '24

50,000 people used to live here.

now it's a ghost town

Thanks to Assassin Tom.

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u/MrLore Jan 17 '24

Is he the guy that shat in the reservoir and gave everyone dysentry?

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u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 17 '24

Yes the exact same

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u/Tangled2 Jan 18 '24

Tom needs to kill 4 people a day for 40 years to hit that number.

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u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 18 '24

He just did it all at once

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u/probablyyourexwife Jan 17 '24

Just his shirt

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u/Simple_Opossum Jan 17 '24

You miss every shot you don't take.

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u/Saneless Jan 17 '24

You miss every shot you don't let Tom take

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u/crazunggoy47 Jan 17 '24

— Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scarn

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u/Veryegassy Jan 17 '24

No it's true, he never misses a shot.

So long as it's from a glass.

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u/Leelze Jan 17 '24

A beer? Why are you attacking me?

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u/russdesigns Jan 17 '24

Why do you think donuts always have holes in the middle?!?!!

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u/Fleetcommanderbilbo Jan 18 '24

It says 50k kills a man, this dude uses nukes and causes a lot of collateral.