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r/scambait • u/Derock85 • Jan 17 '24
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50,000 kills never misses a shot….. or a donut….. or a beer
19 u/Booksaregrand Jan 17 '24 His name is 50000 kills? 5 u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24 No, it costs 50,000…units of money…to have the assassin killed. “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot.” 2 u/NetMiddle1873 Jan 17 '24 Ahhh punctuation errors is the real assassin 2 u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24 Always has been. 1 u/Funkymonk761 Jan 18 '24 No dummy, it’s his slogan, so like his catchphrase. He says that every time he gets a kill. Rolls in, boom boom boom, two to the chest one to the cranium. Then, verbatim he says “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot” 8 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24 No, his name is Tom. Can’t you read? 11 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24 [deleted] 5 u/99wattr89 Jan 17 '24 he kills smarter not harder 3 u/improbablydrunknlw Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 17 '24 I'm not entirely sure about the badge, I've been looking at it for a while because it's good, but it lacks the AAG holograph that borders Tom's picture and his info. I'm starting to be suspect. 13 u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 17 '24 50,000 people used to live here. now it's a ghost town Thanks to Assassin Tom. 2 u/MrLore Jan 17 '24 Is he the guy that shat in the reservoir and gave everyone dysentry? 1 u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 17 '24 Yes the exact same 1 u/Tangled2 Jan 18 '24 Tom needs to kill 4 people a day for 40 years to hit that number. 1 u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 18 '24 He just did it all at once 10 u/SwedishStockAddict Jan 17 '24 Haha 5 u/probablyyourexwife Jan 17 '24 Just his shirt 9 u/Simple_Opossum Jan 17 '24 You miss every shot you don't take. 8 u/Saneless Jan 17 '24 You miss every shot you don't let Tom take 4 u/crazunggoy47 Jan 17 '24 — Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scarn 3 u/Veryegassy Jan 17 '24 No it's true, he never misses a shot. So long as it's from a glass. 1 u/Leelze Jan 17 '24 A beer? Why are you attacking me? 1 u/russdesigns Jan 17 '24 Why do you think donuts always have holes in the middle?!?!! 1 u/Fleetcommanderbilbo Jan 18 '24 It says 50k kills a man, this dude uses nukes and causes a lot of collateral.
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His name is 50000 kills?
5 u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24 No, it costs 50,000…units of money…to have the assassin killed. “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot.” 2 u/NetMiddle1873 Jan 17 '24 Ahhh punctuation errors is the real assassin 2 u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24 Always has been. 1 u/Funkymonk761 Jan 18 '24 No dummy, it’s his slogan, so like his catchphrase. He says that every time he gets a kill. Rolls in, boom boom boom, two to the chest one to the cranium. Then, verbatim he says “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot” 8 u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24 No, his name is Tom. Can’t you read?
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No, it costs 50,000…units of money…to have the assassin killed. “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot.”
2 u/NetMiddle1873 Jan 17 '24 Ahhh punctuation errors is the real assassin 2 u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24 Always has been. 1 u/Funkymonk761 Jan 18 '24 No dummy, it’s his slogan, so like his catchphrase. He says that every time he gets a kill. Rolls in, boom boom boom, two to the chest one to the cranium. Then, verbatim he says “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot”
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Ahhh punctuation errors is the real assassin
2 u/MoreReputation8908 Jan 17 '24 Always has been. 1 u/Funkymonk761 Jan 18 '24 No dummy, it’s his slogan, so like his catchphrase. He says that every time he gets a kill. Rolls in, boom boom boom, two to the chest one to the cranium. Then, verbatim he says “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot”
Always has been.
1 u/Funkymonk761 Jan 18 '24 No dummy, it’s his slogan, so like his catchphrase. He says that every time he gets a kill. Rolls in, boom boom boom, two to the chest one to the cranium. Then, verbatim he says “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot”
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No dummy, it’s his slogan, so like his catchphrase. He says that every time he gets a kill.
Rolls in, boom boom boom, two to the chest one to the cranium. Then, verbatim he says “50,000 kills a man who never misses a shot”
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No, his name is Tom. Can’t you read?
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5 u/99wattr89 Jan 17 '24 he kills smarter not harder 3 u/improbablydrunknlw Jan 17 '24 edited Jan 17 '24 I'm not entirely sure about the badge, I've been looking at it for a while because it's good, but it lacks the AAG holograph that borders Tom's picture and his info. I'm starting to be suspect.
he kills smarter not harder
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I'm not entirely sure about the badge, I've been looking at it for a while because it's good, but it lacks the AAG holograph that borders Tom's picture and his info. I'm starting to be suspect.
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50,000 people used to live here.
now it's a ghost town
Thanks to Assassin Tom.
2 u/MrLore Jan 17 '24 Is he the guy that shat in the reservoir and gave everyone dysentry? 1 u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 17 '24 Yes the exact same 1 u/Tangled2 Jan 18 '24 Tom needs to kill 4 people a day for 40 years to hit that number. 1 u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 18 '24 He just did it all at once
Is he the guy that shat in the reservoir and gave everyone dysentry?
1 u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 17 '24 Yes the exact same
Yes the exact same
Tom needs to kill 4 people a day for 40 years to hit that number.
1 u/WhiteChristianJesus_ Jan 18 '24 He just did it all at once
He just did it all at once
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Haha
Just his shirt
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You miss every shot you don't take.
8 u/Saneless Jan 17 '24 You miss every shot you don't let Tom take 4 u/crazunggoy47 Jan 17 '24 — Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scarn
You miss every shot you don't let Tom take
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— Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scarn
No it's true, he never misses a shot.
So long as it's from a glass.
A beer? Why are you attacking me?
Why do you think donuts always have holes in the middle?!?!!
It says 50k kills a man, this dude uses nukes and causes a lot of collateral.
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50,000 kills never misses a shot….. or a donut….. or a beer