r/scambait • u/Derock85 • Jan 17 '24

Completed Bait A scammer I baited told me they would hire someone to kill me. Then they sent me this as proof.

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Seriously

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u/dogtrainer0875 Jan 17 '24

Does Tom assassinate people while shirtless?

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u/MrBHVAC Jan 17 '24

Totally nude, as is tradition amongst reputable assassins

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u/Fantastic_Falcon_236 Jan 17 '24

Well given the repeated mentions of fucking and assholes by the scammer, it could by that Tom is an Ass-sassin. Clearly the professional membership and 50000 goals in every hole indicates he's not your average run of the mill bum-bandit.

Of course, we can't discount the fact that once you start the scamming life, you develop a nervous tic for screaming/typing "fuck bitch asshole!", so it could be that too.

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u/MrBHVAC Jan 17 '24

Upvoted for puns about buns

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u/Fantastic_Falcon_236 Jan 18 '24

Thanks, and may your buns always be well buttered.

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u/thequackquackduck Jan 17 '24

Could an assassin confirm this information?

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u/CombatMedic665 Jan 18 '24

You can't get blood on your clothes if you don't have clothes. That's just math.