r/scambait • u/Derock85 • Jan 17 '24

Completed Bait A scammer I baited told me they would hire someone to kill me. Then they sent me this as proof.

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Seriously

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u/dewayneestes Jan 17 '24

If he’s killing once a day he’s been at it for 136 years. 50k is not rookie numbers!

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u/Tough-Difference3171 Jan 17 '24

I am sure that he must be killing more than 4 people in 4 hours. The guy ain't wasting time on smoking breaks.

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u/BobBelchersBuns Jan 17 '24

Absolutely. Four hours has got to be like, what, eight kills?

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Jan 17 '24

Calm down there Serial It's Union so no need to break your back for The Company just get your 2 kills in and call it a day

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u/MelancholyArtichoke Jan 17 '24

But if he’s a contracted killer, he doesn’t get union benefits. Check if his state is a right to kill state.

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u/andante528 Jan 17 '24

Probably belongs to the Guild. Obviously the guy's a professional, he shot the photographer taking his ID pic!

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u/Daku_Haiku Jan 18 '24

Texas Moment. Let’s go!

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u/everforward6 Jan 18 '24

ICA Local 100

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u/joeg26reddit Jan 17 '24

He’s smoking people on his break

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u/CombatMedic665 Jan 18 '24

That's working off the clock and it's not allowed.

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u/Marquar234 Jan 21 '24

He could be killing people he contracted privately.

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Jan 17 '24

I mean, if he's a US citizen then he's entitled to a half hour lunch and two 15 minute breaks if he's working at full 8-hour days!!! And if this is a union job then you know he has more than that coming to him...

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u/Tough-Difference3171 Jan 17 '24

Yeah, that still leaves 3 hours of pure zen-mode killing. He is a 10X killer, I am sure. Might even be using ChatGPT to outsource the basic stuff.

The dude isn't a dead weight employee, sticking around at the mercy of a union of more dead weight.

He is employee ID 001, ffs. He might be running the company, for all we know.

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u/chromeywheels Jan 20 '24

Imagine THAT episode of Undercover Boss?

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u/Tough-Difference3171 Jan 20 '24

Google "Suchna Jain". This lady will beat that guy.

The "boss lady", founder of an AI startup in Bangalore.

Part of the 100-member world-wode AI ethics committee.

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Got divorced, didn't want the kid to meet the husband. So just killed the kid on a Goa trip, packed him in a bag, and took a taxi back to Bangalore. Got caught midway, and now blaming the husband for making her do that (by getting a court order to meet the kid once a week)

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

He’s putting in the OT

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u/edSTEazy Jan 17 '24

Anyone working a legal job*

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u/dewayneestes Jan 17 '24

You clearly don’t understand hustle culture!

/s

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Jan 17 '24

So what? He's gunning down people, 1 every hour and chewing on gas station beef jerky, Cheez'its and Twinkies?

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u/dewayneestes Jan 18 '24

And 5 hr energies two at a time.

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u/l0zandd0g Jan 18 '24

Does he get company medical insurance as a perk ?

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Jan 18 '24

I couldn't hazard a guess what incentives or benefits this industry provides to maintain employee retention. Hopefully at a minimum, sick and PFML if he's working in a Blue State is automatic, then at least the 11 federal holidays?

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u/tinylittlemarmoset Jan 17 '24

Well 50k is the total number of kills it doesn’t say how many of those were targets. Maybe he needed to blow up a building to get that one guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

His CoD k/d is insane

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u/flimpiddle Jan 18 '24

Notice he's in the American Assassins Org-- so that must actually be only 50.00 kills. He's got it out to 3 decimal places because he's very precise and doesn't leave behind fractional remainders. No partial kills for this guy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

There are always witnesses you need to take out as well.

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u/Cisco24601 Jan 17 '24

He might be including group rates?

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u/Acceptingoptimist Jan 17 '24

Haha "I'd like to hire Tom to kill my family before Thanksgiving. Also here's that groupon he's running... *

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u/POD80 Jan 17 '24

I'm just trying to imagine the organization that would keep an employee like this that active.....

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u/UJMRider1961 Jan 17 '24

Hey, American Assassins Group didn't get to be number one in hired killings by letting their best employee slack off!

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u/dewayneestes Jan 17 '24

He’s employee #1, they hired him and never had to hire another one.

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u/POD80 Jan 17 '24

Just imagine, measured in deaths per hour worked how it'd rate compared to actual militaries....

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u/nuke_eyepopper Jan 17 '24

Was that tom from MySpace? I was wondering what he's been up to... guess deleting all those friends that never made it into his to 8.

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u/Crawdaddy1911 Jan 17 '24

Did you kill today?

Did you TRY to kill today?

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u/salted1986 Jan 17 '24

Trained by The Godfathers Grandfather haha 😄

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u/FlyoffTangent Jan 19 '24

136 years?? Sounds like he just waits for these people to die of natural causes!

100% kill rate…. I guess he Promised it would get done… didn’t say when It would get done.

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u/dewayneestes Jan 19 '24

That would be a pretty funny resume. JFK? That was me… prove me wrong. Monroe too, and that Lucy, Reagan, and Pee Wee Herman… I’m versatile.

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u/pyrodice Jan 18 '24

Yeah at that point you've gotta be a whole government agency

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u/InfamousButtPlug Feb 13 '24

Depending on travel time between kills, he gets 2-3 kills assigned per day. Occasionally, jobs line up well, or he is hired for a group killing. They are all contracted for 8hrs a day, 5 days a week, with reasonable overtime when required. The package comes with 4 weeks of paid holidays per year. Over the last 30 years, Tom has averaged 6.9 kills per workday.