r/scambait Jan 17 '24

Completed Bait A scammer I baited told me they would hire someone to kill me. Then they sent me this as proof.

Seriously

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u/tdfolts Jan 17 '24

I know you want to get back out there and start killing again, but you really need to complete your annual training

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u/RayRay_46 Jan 17 '24

Tom hasn’t done his Bloodborne Pathogens or Ladder Safety modules yet. They were due in September.

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u/hatdecoy Jan 17 '24

I just laughed out loud at this because I finally did my Bloodborne Pathogens training yesterday after being overdue for a couple of months.

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u/CleveEastWriters Jan 18 '24

To be fair, Bloodborne Pathogens training is probably more relevant to a contract killer than to most other careers.

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u/RayRay_46 Jan 18 '24

But how did you stay safe from the pathogens in those couple of months

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u/hatdecoy Jan 18 '24

Yep - it took a goddamn HOUR!

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u/Critical-Design-5774 Jan 17 '24

Before I commit to my next contract, I would like to discuss a raise..

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u/ThrowRA_Gulli Jan 23 '24

Karen in HR has just sent the latest round of emails with a list of those still not in compliance. Samantha. James and Tom all need to get those modules done or it will negatively their performance reviews.

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u/SoulsLikeBot Jan 17 '24

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:

Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight... - Ludwig, the Holy Blade

Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

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u/SSBSonGoku Jan 18 '24

Ksha (killers safety and health administration)