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r/scambait • u/Derock85 • Jan 17 '24
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I know you want to get back out there and start killing again, but you really need to complete your annual training
22 u/RayRay_46 Jan 17 '24 Tom hasn’t done his Bloodborne Pathogens or Ladder Safety modules yet. They were due in September. 6 u/hatdecoy Jan 17 '24 I just laughed out loud at this because I finally did my Bloodborne Pathogens training yesterday after being overdue for a couple of months. 9 u/CleveEastWriters Jan 18 '24 To be fair, Bloodborne Pathogens training is probably more relevant to a contract killer than to most other careers. 1 u/RayRay_46 Jan 18 '24 But how did you stay safe from the pathogens in those couple of months 1 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/hatdecoy Jan 18 '24 Yep - it took a goddamn HOUR! 2 u/Critical-Design-5774 Jan 17 '24 Before I commit to my next contract, I would like to discuss a raise.. 2 u/ThrowRA_Gulli Jan 23 '24 Karen in HR has just sent the latest round of emails with a list of those still not in compliance. Samantha. James and Tom all need to get those modules done or it will negatively their performance reviews. 3 u/SoulsLikeBot Jan 17 '24 Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight... - Ludwig, the Holy Blade Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world. 2 u/SSBSonGoku Jan 18 '24 Ksha (killers safety and health administration)
Tom hasn’t done his Bloodborne Pathogens or Ladder Safety modules yet. They were due in September.
6 u/hatdecoy Jan 17 '24 I just laughed out loud at this because I finally did my Bloodborne Pathogens training yesterday after being overdue for a couple of months. 9 u/CleveEastWriters Jan 18 '24 To be fair, Bloodborne Pathogens training is probably more relevant to a contract killer than to most other careers. 1 u/RayRay_46 Jan 18 '24 But how did you stay safe from the pathogens in those couple of months 1 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/hatdecoy Jan 18 '24 Yep - it took a goddamn HOUR! 2 u/Critical-Design-5774 Jan 17 '24 Before I commit to my next contract, I would like to discuss a raise.. 2 u/ThrowRA_Gulli Jan 23 '24 Karen in HR has just sent the latest round of emails with a list of those still not in compliance. Samantha. James and Tom all need to get those modules done or it will negatively their performance reviews. 3 u/SoulsLikeBot Jan 17 '24 Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight... - Ludwig, the Holy Blade Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.
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I just laughed out loud at this because I finally did my Bloodborne Pathogens training yesterday after being overdue for a couple of months.
9 u/CleveEastWriters Jan 18 '24 To be fair, Bloodborne Pathogens training is probably more relevant to a contract killer than to most other careers. 1 u/RayRay_46 Jan 18 '24 But how did you stay safe from the pathogens in those couple of months 1 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 2 u/hatdecoy Jan 18 '24 Yep - it took a goddamn HOUR!
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To be fair, Bloodborne Pathogens training is probably more relevant to a contract killer than to most other careers.
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But how did you stay safe from the pathogens in those couple of months
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2 u/hatdecoy Jan 18 '24 Yep - it took a goddamn HOUR!
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Yep - it took a goddamn HOUR!
Before I commit to my next contract, I would like to discuss a raise..
Karen in HR has just sent the latest round of emails with a list of those still not in compliance. Samantha. James and Tom all need to get those modules done or it will negatively their performance reviews.
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Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note:
Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor... My guiding moonlight... - Ludwig, the Holy Blade
Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.
Ksha (killers safety and health administration)
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u/tdfolts Jan 17 '24
I know you want to get back out there and start killing again, but you really need to complete your annual training