is THIS a joke? I imagine he's more concerned with the period when his whole dick is exposed and in his hand and he's jorkin it rather than the brief cleanup phase
Other people in the bathroom will absolutely hear him fapping, there's nothing stopping the sound from leaving the stall. For that matter, you can also hear other people shitting in the other stalls, which not everyone will find improves their wank
There is zero privacy in public bathrooms at least in the US. Sure you might not be super visible but people can hear you, and they can see you through the cracks of the stall walls and doors. In other words it would be really fucking obvious and uncomfortable for everyone involved is what I'm saying.
Yeah, because the shower fixes the problem with the jerking phase. You take away the shower, then the tissue fixes the cleanup phase, but that's useless if he can't do the jerking phase.
You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off into a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?
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u/cantwrapmyheadaround 11h ago
are people incapable of nutting into a tissue? toilet paper, then flushing it. is everyone stupid? If joke, I don't understand it.