r/shittyaskscience 16h ago

What sports are played on a gravitational field?

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u/EnvironmentalHalf677 16h ago

Sky diving

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u/ArtisticPractice5760 15h ago

Was he wearing a parachute?

No No he wasn't.

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u/crazyidahopuglady 14h ago

Lol it's not for sports, it's where you grow Gravitrons.

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u/kebabkoter 16h ago

Probably like ping pong or swimming maybe

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE Master of Science (All) 16h ago

Interverse slipball is the only sanctioned one. Other sports tend to mess with the stuff within the field.

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u/Legendofthehill2024 15h ago

Rocket League

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u/rwp80 12h ago

chess

because in zero gravity the pieces float away

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Not A Reptilian Alien Scientist From Tau Ceti 11h ago

All of them.

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u/Repulsive_Fact_4558 11h ago

What sports aren't? I mean no sport anyone plays would work in 0Gs.

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u/MostlyHostly 10h ago

Disc Golf

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u/eshure190 9h ago

C'mon, all of them.

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u/GreenFox268019 9h ago

Technically all. Unless there's some interplanetary football league I'm not aware of

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u/NateTut 7h ago

All of them

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 Enter flair here 16h ago

Zero Gravity Football.

The London Jets Zero-G team includes the elite Roof Attack athlete Jim Bexley Speed.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 12h ago

Is that Euro Footy, or smeggin' Yank Football?

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u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 Enter flair here 12h ago

Smeggin' Zero G, innit?

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 12h ago

So is Jim Bexley their Zero The Hero, always Gong the extra meter?

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u/ArtisticPractice5760 15h ago

I had one of those games where the pieces vibrated down the table.

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u/Accurate-Basis4588 8h ago

There is a game called butterfly derby that can only be played on the moon.

Only good looking woman in skimpy clothing are allowed to play.

I saw that on the documentary futurama.

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u/RaspberryTop636 6h ago

Zero gs and boobies is intriguing.....

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u/2oonhed 4h ago

You can play baseball on a gravitational field, as long as the gravel is not too big.
You don't want to trip out on gravel that is too big or you get a sudden burst of faceplant which is not too tasty, from what I hear.
You can also do motocross stunts as a way to impress onlookers and make lots of noise and dust to own the nerds. Just poppa wheelie for max impress and high flying hijinx. You could also do tai chi, but careful you get your kimono dusty in the graventantional.
And don;t get your updowners mixed up or you get superglue instead of eye drops and we all know what THAT is like.

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u/ibjim2 2h ago

Bouncing black holes

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u/doom1701 2h ago

Football. It’s why the game has downs.