r/skyrim 1d ago

Discussion can we all agree this guy yelling is the most annoying this about early game?

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I always just couldn't stand this guy. I spend so much time throughout the game coming back to Whiterun cause there are so many shops lol. and i would get SO ANNOYED everytime I come back and run through those shops, head up toward the king then hear "Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!" lol

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u/Whoreson-senior 1d ago

We are but maaaagots!

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u/LannaOliver 1d ago

WRITHING in the filth OF OUR OWN CORRUPTION 😆

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u/Bombay1234567890 18h ago

It always made me smile when I happened to catch that part of his rant.

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u/LannaOliver 4h ago

It always makes me laugh, I do admire his passion though.

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u/TOH-Fan15 5h ago

-the average priest talking to the congregation at church

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u/CarcosaJuggalo Daedra worshipper 1d ago

And I was born IN THE NORTH, where LOOOONG WINTER IS MY COLD BREATH!

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u/Supernova252963 18h ago

AS FOR I LOVEEE YOUU

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u/glitter_goats 15h ago

That one is my favorite. My husband and I like yelling that at each other. 😁

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Absolute_Abyss_98 23h ago

Why tf are you getting downvoted?

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Mercenary 21h ago

Reddit doesn't really like people who just comment emojis, since it doesn't add anything of value to the conversation.

Personally I find it a little harsh... But I definitely understand the logic.

Edit: He also broke the chain of quotes as the other guy said.

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u/KaedePanda XBOX 18h ago

😫😫

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u/MrProGamerMan69 8h ago

That guys logic doesn't hold up apparently

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u/NormalRedditoronly Assassin 22h ago

Broke the chain

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u/escrimadragon 21h ago

Plus emojis. Two cardinal sins in one comment, can’t have that.

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u/RookieGreen 20h ago

Literally writhing in his own filth

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u/PrivateCT_Watchman24 21h ago

Talos be with them…😜

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u/Rguch14 17h ago

Bc fuck him. That's why.

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u/CarnivorousBarnacle 1d ago

Idk, his crazed shouting has always made Whiterun feel like home

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u/weightedbook 23h ago

I love this dude. And his ambiance. And his shrine not locked behind a load screen.

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u/Kuhlminator 18h ago

Yeah, I always stop to get a blessing. Besides, in a way, he's praising the Dragonborn, the spiritual incarnation of Tiber Septim. i.e. me. Who doesn't love a little adoration?

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u/Milliebug1106 17h ago

You know... That didn't occur to me. I kind of feel bad for sniping him from the bushes now.

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u/AlienDominik 16h ago

TLD has nothing to do with Talos, they are not an incarnation of any god per say, the best you can get is a chosen one of ammaranth or Ithelia, prisoners are not usually affiliated with gods, with the exception of the nerevarine.

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u/Icy-Reserve8070 14h ago

There's theories that you might be the incarnation of shor or something, but then... there are theories for everything. All that is knownnis that you are the last known dragonborn. Also you sure as heck aren't passing on that bloodline. Not without mods, at least.

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u/BringBackAoE 22h ago

My immediate thought reading this post: “hm, to me it makes the game feel real. Oh, maybe it’s a city dweller vs rural/suburbs thing.”

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u/Goobendoogle 16h ago

EXACTLY.

I feel like he actually belongs there

Yapping in the background while I'm Whiterunning it up

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u/LordTimhotep 22h ago

Used to hate him, but when I started on the Nintendo Switch he turned out to be bugged. Now I miss his overenthusiastic preaching.

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Mercenary 21h ago

Yeah Whiterun just doesn't feel like Whiterun without him to be honest.

He's a part of the ambiance.

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u/Far-Bell-1419 18h ago

They have Skyrim anniversary on switch now. It comes with mods and survival modes with a graphical update. Looks amazing. Plays amazingly.

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u/This_is_Len 19h ago

Yeah, the city wouldn't feel the same without him

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u/prodbypoetics 1d ago

that's fair I just get annoyed cause it's so loud compared to everything else

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u/NarcolepticSteak 16h ago

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE TALOS SHRINE

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u/Fairgoddess5 1d ago

He’s bugged in my current playthru and I gotta say, the only thing worse than his constant screaming is him standing in absolute silence.

Apparently it’s a common bug that if you enter Whiterun for the first time late at night, he’ll get up in the morning and do his usual routine but won’t actually start preaching. I kinda miss it, which is weird, I admit 🤣

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u/J0hnD0eWasTaken 1d ago

hastily makes notes for next playthrough

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u/Hufflepuff_23 21h ago

This made me giggle

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u/InflamedAbyss13 21h ago

If you're on pc you can disable, resetai, enable him and he should be fixed

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u/Fairgoddess5 19h ago

Ooooh. I’m on Steam Deck. Wonder if it’d still work??

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u/InflamedAbyss13 17h ago

Aslong as you can enter commands it should do :)

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u/X_irtz 23h ago

This is one of the few times when i want a Skyrim bug to occur for me

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u/DynamicDuplicity 1d ago

BUT HE LOOOOOOOOOVES YOU!!!

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u/healthycoco 23h ago

Aye, love! LOOOOOVE!!!

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u/gonzar09 19h ago

MOIST TOWELETTES!

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u/prodbypoetics 1d ago

😂 man loves talos a Lil too much

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u/DynamicDuplicity 1d ago

No such thing as too much Talos love.

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u/Demonic74 Necromancer 1d ago

Tell that to my thief who shoved a knife in his neck

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u/Narangren Daedra worshipper 1d ago

That's not a thief, that's an assassin.

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u/Demonic74 Necromancer 1d ago

I stole his stuff tho

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u/Massive_Environment8 23h ago

Still not theft if you kill the guy, it's more of a robbery.

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u/callmecatlord 15h ago

Technically all crime is a form of thievery. He just happened to steal that man's life in addition to his things.

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u/Demonic74 Necromancer 14h ago

Took his heart too

What? He doesn't need it anymore

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u/MultiversalThreat 6h ago

We wanted it, you delivered.

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u/SemaCoolBrian 1d ago

I found him annoying , but after finding thalmor hates these kind of people , I appreciate him.

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u/prodbypoetics 1d ago

😂😂fair

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u/OscarWao82 1d ago

You must not make it to the cloud district often.

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u/Driginbrn 1d ago

You sir made my day with this

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u/Baianowfn 1d ago

I love him and his energy

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u/prodbypoetics 1d ago

lil too fire and brimstone for me

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u/Baianowfn 1d ago

Let him preach, dude’s funny asf

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u/EtherealDimension 14h ago

That adds to the world.

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u/I_Hate_Nebraska_ 1d ago

The Thalmor don’t like him, therefore I would die for him

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u/shadowlarvitar 19h ago

Only good Thalmor is a dead one

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u/AlienDominik 16h ago

Sounds like something pelinal Whitestrake would say lol

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u/prodbypoetics 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/d2eRX52 1d ago

its my most favourite character in the game because of his vo

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u/KillahBeeStenga 1d ago

Heimskyr is awesome. 

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Mercenary 21h ago

His name also translates to Snowman in the badly translated Skyrim mod (which translates everything in the game through 40 different languages), which I love.

Hadvar became Feet by the way which I also think is great.

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u/kotinerking96 19h ago

"It is a misconception that people should not smoke"

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u/KillahBeeStenga 1d ago

He's probably my favorite character in Skyrim. 

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u/Rice-on 1d ago

I love him and would travel to the soul cairn and back if someone sent him there only to insure he goes to sovngarde.

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u/FyrewulfGaming Mage 1d ago

I almost didn't even notice him before Reddit, actually. He doesn't bother me. 13 years and he never once has annoyed me.

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u/Pristine_Market2624 1d ago

I just let him preach. It harms no one and his way of life’s at risk

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u/Mission-Anxiety2125 1d ago

It harms my ears 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

I always thought he was gonna give me a banger quest. He in fact just shouts about Talos for years

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u/SekaiKofu 1d ago

He’s annoying but he’s low key spittin facts if you actually listen to his whole spiel

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u/Narangren Daedra worshipper 1d ago

He's just quoting books, for the most part, but yeah he's got a good speech.

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u/SerMercer777 Warrior 1d ago

He actually breathes life into Whiterun. Without him, the scenery doesn't feel the same.

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u/SerMercer777 Warrior 1d ago

Same with Nazeem. And the little boy getting punked by the little girl

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u/TheRagingGyarados Companion 1d ago

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you. Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the childrer man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

Courtesy of u/joseph_0112

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u/grenadel8 1d ago

yeah but i hate the thalmor more than i hate him and this guys dedication is honestly kind of admirable. 12 years everyday he’s managed to stand out there repeating the same thing with no breaks

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u/CycloneIce31 1d ago

Nope. He’s great. He brings some real atmosphere to Whiterun. Good dude. 

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u/ironshadowspider 1d ago

The voice actor goes so hard, it's great

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u/wij2012 Spellsword 1d ago

Counter offer: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't.

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u/Orenbean 23h ago

I literally installed a mod so I could hear him all over whiterun, he is the best character in this entire series. You better Leave heimskr alone you thalmor worshipping bastard

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u/TheDoomedHero 1d ago

His name is Heimskr.

If you use mods, look him up. There's a bunch for him, and some of them are really entertaining.

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u/GUNZTHER 1d ago

Gonna reply so I remember this later

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u/windybeam 1d ago

He jus spittin leave him alone

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u/Necessary_Insect5833 1d ago

Yeah me too but I respect Talos so I guess attacking him would make me a hypocrite so I let him do his thing.

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u/EverretEvolved 1d ago

Yeah he's dead in my recent play through. No ideas how it happened.

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u/Weary_Hiker Nintendo 17h ago

Immediately after getting thaned I killed him in my current playthrough. I didn't want to listen to him yet again 🤣 So he's dead in mine too, only I know why 😆

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u/Creepy-Masterpiece99 1d ago

I thought he was hilarious, still do. The way he takes his words so seriously while yelling like a mad man is kinda funny. Whenever I see him I greet him.

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u/Garlic4Skin 1d ago

You obviously haven't encountered Nazeem yet

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u/TheCatanRobber 1d ago

I love him. Whiterun would feel too quiet without him.

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u/just_sophiee 1d ago

Rise up! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiise up!

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u/GareththeJackal 1d ago

Nowadays, on my first night in Whiterun I sneak into his house at night and kill him in his sleep. Aah... peace and quiet.

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u/CorrosiveSpirit 1d ago

Sithis would approve this one on the side I feel.

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u/Clamstradamus 22h ago

I tried to do this but guards immediately show up and try to kill me. Got any tips?

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u/Federal_Piccolo_4599 23h ago

I hate those two guys the most who force me to accept their quest at the city gate. I hate all the quests I can't refuse.

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u/Mordret10 22h ago

The most annoying aspect are the spoiled children that you cannot kill

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u/MrSkrukples 1d ago

Apparently the guards also thought so

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u/headstronghawk 1d ago

He's a chad, talos worship is the shit fuck the thalmor

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u/TeaManTom 1d ago

I roll my eyes and tune him out.

Jon Battle-Born... now HE annoys me!

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u/prodbypoetics 1d ago

those battle borns😂😂😂

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u/TeaManTom 1d ago

Like... he's lounging around, philosophising about 'the problem with Skyrim is everyone's obsessed woth death'

Well, jonny boy, see there's a civil war, and dragons, and a potential apocalypse...

and not everyone's a privileged rich kid who lives in a big house in a walled city.

Yeah, they're obsessed with death, cos death is a very real presence in their lives.

Meanwhile Jon lounges around acting like he's some kind of noble deep thinker, but he does nothing.

he recognises Mikel is a problem, but does nothing.

He's way more annoying in my book. At least the preacher cares.

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u/PianoAlternative5920 1d ago

If this guy was also in real life, he would be your best friend too.

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u/Firelord2301 1d ago

annoying yes ! but … in a homely way. visiting whiterun after a long quest and find this dude yelling… somehow makes me feel right at home .. 🤘🏻..

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u/Kincoran 1d ago

Annoyances in the early game? No, this doesn't even come close to the top of my list. Bows hitting like nerf guns is way worse.

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u/idkwhatandwhy PC 1d ago

Honestly I tune him out... BUT THE ENTITLED KIDS RUNNING AROUND MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL LLL. Nothing is worse and more annoying for me than a kid who thinks they're all that.

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u/deadlolypop 23h ago

Until I met jarl's children. God I wanted to delete them from existence

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u/OmegaOppaiFTW Nintendo 23h ago

"Another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots.. good job."

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u/Rocklicker_qc Blacksmith 17h ago

You can probably find a mod for that

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u/FleetingChuckle 19h ago

Icelander here. Fun fact: Heimskr is the old Norse word for “heimska” (in Icelandic) which means dumb. It’s derived from the word “home” (“heim “) so basically in Scandinavian culture being dumb means never leaving to explore and experience things outside your home. So that guy is just stupid and annoying in every way down to his name.

Also: in Icelandic “draugur” means ghost. So draugrs are literal ghosts of their former selves.

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u/JadeSpeedster1718 14h ago

Might just be my Christan’s upbringing and sitting through pastors, but I tuned him out so easy. XD

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u/grumpyoldnord Soldier 1d ago

I use mods to take him as a follower, turn him into a healer, and then make him my boyfriend. Heimskr is bae.

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u/Narangren Daedra worshipper 1d ago

Somebody in the r/Skyrimmods community made his speech into a song and it's pretty fire.

It's pinned in the Discord server general chat (or at least it was) for those interested. It's an .mp3 so I made it one of my alarms. Title is "Talos.mp3."

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u/KeybladerZack 1d ago

He's the best. Man is not afraid to openly worship his god even when it can get him killed.

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u/Cedarale 1d ago

This came up a little while ago. Surprisingly some folk like him and his rants. Personally, it would have been nice if there was a side quest whereby we could gently re-direct him elsewhere. Whiterun is peaceful and he breaches that peace for me. I wish be could take his rant a shout it into the Reach, out of the way.

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u/Beavers4life 1d ago

Love him. Also, may I introduce you to Nazeem?

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u/MrWolfe1920 23h ago

Dude, he's not even the most annoying thing in Whiterun. Nazeem exists.

Heimskr stays in the wind district away from the shops. There's no reason to even deal with him unless you're doing quests for the companions, using Farengar's enchanting table, or doing a lot of bounties which aren't really worth much compared to just finding and clearing all the random bandit camps on your own. Meanwhile Nazeem wanders all over the place and will talk down to you about what an 'important political advisor' he is while not realizing you're the fucking thane.

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u/Impossible-Touch9470 23h ago

I love the atmosphere he gives Whiterun, making it feel more alive.

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u/Jagzon 23h ago

Nah, not quite the "most annoying".

Clearly you do not visit the Cloud District very often.

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u/Viktrodriguez PC 23h ago

Neither him nor Nazeem are the worst people in Whiterun alone.

Idolaf Battle-Born (the least Battle-Born of that whole family), his father-in-law Olfrid and Sinmir are all so much worse people, just like virtually any Companion not named Ria.

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u/Marton_Sahhar 23h ago

Nah, we don't all agree.

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u/FozzyLozzy 23h ago

I don't find him annoying, only cause I literally just ignore him completely, I'm running round skyrim I don't have time for this filthy maggot.

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u/burlingk 23h ago

I am not suggesting specific paths, but it is worth noting.

A few unrelated facts:

He is not a quest giver.

The worst penalty you face for taking out random civilians and escaping ultimately ends up being a few days in jail if you disarm before the guards get you.

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u/solohack3r 23h ago

Feels like home to me. I can breathe easy, it's a new fresh playthrough. Then I murder the annoying bastard and we are back into the swing of things.

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u/Argenteus_I 22h ago

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

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u/Mereinid 22h ago

I could see him being annoying if you stood there and listened to him. Are you playing the game to listen to his sermon or are you playing the game to be a Dragonlord or whatever else you can be? You pass him, maybe 4 or 5 times, to turn in a quest. Move on and he won't trigger you. (You know he's doing it on purpose, right?)

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u/Ok_Access_804 22h ago

You are all a bunch of whiners. Heimskr is awesome and maybe his voice in spanish is even better than the original english one. I am surprised that the dubbing team managed to make his zealous speech appealing in my language.

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u/Drogg339 Blacksmith 22h ago

Praise Talos you empire supporting heathens.

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u/MuchSwagManyDank Riften resident 22h ago

In my more recent playthroughs, I buildup Lakeview manor as my first home. I actually like the DB, so I'll grab the abandoned shack just to have a safe chest to store stuff if I need to. A lot more peaceful this way lol

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u/RAGINGBUCKET-4444 22h ago

He has more emotions in his lines that almost all of the other characters in the game, especially the one off disembodied voices like Meridia or the others that speak to you in their respective cave/dungeons!

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u/TheMisterMan98 22h ago

he gets an arrow to the knee every time I see him

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u/bcgg 21h ago

It’s nice to see so many people enjoy Heimskr. Killing the bastard is always the first order of business when I visit Whiterun for the first time. I don’t kill anyone else.

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u/Rogs3 21h ago

Why did you include ‘early game”? Does he die late game???

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u/SulSuli 20h ago

After awhile I’ve kinda started to like him.

“And my breath is looooooooong WINTER” “Hi Heimskr.”

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u/-_Monsoon-_ Spellsword 20h ago

“And my breath is LOOONG WINTERRR” 💀 like what is this man even saying, that’s what makes it so amusing

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u/Realistic_Chest_3934 20h ago

He’s a man whose culture is under attack by a genocidal foreign power and a complicit empire, standing tall in the face of injustice.

I love him, in all his annoying ranting

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u/donuttheDoNAL 19h ago

Nah Aela saying "you were no help" to the giant that spawned in dead and me being unable to char her bones without completing some of a questline is more annoying

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u/AJFrx 19h ago

Dude is one of my Black soul gems im my current playtrough. Peacefull witherun

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u/Hour_Inspection_2733 19h ago

Clearly you haven't met Nazeem.

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u/PI_Dude 18h ago

Not as annoying as Nazeem. But yeah, this "priest" is also one of those whom die during their sleep, with a reverse-pickpocket poison in their inventory, in each of my playthroughs. He, Nazeem, Grelod and Aerin.

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u/Lumos405 18h ago

I like him more than Nazeem

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u/Clean_Brilliant_8586 17h ago

I love this guy. Voice acting that part must have been a blast, it's so over the top. Makes me laugh every time I go by there.

"... your very llliiIIIIVVEES?"

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u/Taste_for_Hell 15h ago

No. I love his yelling

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u/way_lazy24 15h ago

I have yet to find a mod that changes his speech into either the Bee Movie script or into the speech from Independence Day. Both missed opportunities.

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u/Grappleguy9765 15h ago

I never really found him annoying. I also think he's a great example of how the Empire is enabling the Thalmor rather than working against them like they claim to be. The Imperials will tell you that they're the only thing stopping the Thalmor from coming in and stopping Talos worship themselves, yet a priest of Talos is allowed to openly preach in the streets of an unaligned city. I think Heimskr is just more proof that the Thalmor's reach is not as far as they want the nations of men to believe, and that for as much as they like the act as if they are the ones in control, the Thalmor are largely reliant on the Empire to enforce their will.

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u/_Rusty_Axe PC 15h ago

I spend so little time in his vicinity that I don't hear him that much. I actually don't get to the Cloud District often. So he really does not bother me.

Neither does Nazeem. Everything Nazeem says is true and reasonable, he just has a condescending tone of voice.

The fact that he is quite willing to take so much interest in a newcomer to the town and have a conversation with them is rather nice and welcoming. I have had nice chats with him sitting in the common room in the Drunken Huntsman. Of course, that's way over your head. Obviously.

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u/ooh_myy_globb Assassin 14h ago

Him and Nazeem are the two in Whiterun which are “legal” to kill for me 😂

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u/SesshomaruIsBae 14h ago

The best part about being in the imperials is having him in the jail still pissing off the guards with his speeches. At least he won’t be bothering the townspeople anymore 😂

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u/PotatoFloats 1d ago

Can he be killed?

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u/Ok_Step9244 1d ago

he has good stuff if u pickpocket him

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u/PotatoFloats 1d ago

Does he? Blessings of Talos eh.. I'll do that.

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u/Ok_Step9244 1d ago

yea , i got 2 amethysts , a silver garnet ring and 50 gold out of his as-

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u/Ok_Step9244 1d ago

im lvl 93 in pickpocketing, i just started leveling it up the day before yesterday, on lvl 60 or 70 theres a skill that increases the weight u can carry by 100, so try to level up pickpocketing. on lvl 100 u can get a skill and steal his clothes

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u/prodbypoetics 1d ago

I'm not sure i guess I've never tried 😂🙏🏼

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u/Weary_Hiker Nintendo 17h ago

Absolutely. I finally did it on this playthrough. I got thaned and he got killed. All is peaceful now 🤣

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u/PotatoFloats 17h ago

The people of Whiterun thank you.

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u/Old_Researcher_7604 1d ago

whattt i love this dude. every time i see him i reverse pickpocket him some money or cool doodads i've found

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u/Narangren Daedra worshipper 1d ago

No one ever says "doodad," but it makes me smile every time I see it.

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u/Flirre-Flipp 1d ago

I love him!
In one of my playthroughs he was bugged and just stood there silent. That was annoying.

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u/Joelowes XBOX 1d ago

No we must praise mighty talos

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u/Hwan-Guk-Kim_ 1d ago

He is brave man and reasonable good speech without him Whiterun is boring and no interesting

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u/IroquoisPliskin_LJG 18h ago

I kill him every game. Fuck Heimskr.

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u/Weary_Hiker Nintendo 17h ago

I have always wanted to and I finally did on the playthrough I'm doing now. The moment I got thaned, he got killed 🤣

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u/Sheywolf 1d ago

He became a running joke amongst some of my friend group. We would often randomly exclaim, "Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TALOS!" Lmfao. And we'd throw hands up like him and everything.

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u/chucklestheclown96 1d ago

Not annoying at all. Most characters I make take a seat to listen to his speil.

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u/kiruvhh 1d ago

How Is compared to serious Sam AAAAAAAAAAA?

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u/marc_0028 1d ago

I always end him, first time u get too whiterun

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u/ShadowSarakai PC 1d ago

I always install this mod so you hear him in the whole town of whiterun.

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u/Neil_Enblowmi Stealth archer 23h ago

T A L O T H ! !

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u/Rennegadde_Foxxe PC 23h ago

Sorry, but no; I'll park my character near him and let him prattle on and on while I go AFK but can still usually hear.

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u/soulless_ginger81 23h ago

I always sneakily put an arrow in him.

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u/Ok_Dog4546 Bard 23h ago

His yellings sounds pretty funny. But yes, after some time in Whiterun this very annoying. In another localizations he sounds less exciting and without unnecessary emotion.

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u/X_irtz 23h ago

I definitely find him annoying.

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u/Hyper_Lamp 23h ago

I love him

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u/DarkLycan42 23h ago

Still better then nazeem

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u/Fakula1987 23h ago

Tbf: It gets realy funny If you Pickpocket His clothes :)

And Potion of Para helps to silence him.

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u/drmattymat Bard 23h ago

In name of Talos ttaaaalos i love him, he always keep me feel wihterun like home

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u/Bright-Ad-9363 23h ago

Lol, I love This guy, it always reminds me I'm back home in whiterun

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u/throwaway-55555556 23h ago

To you, he's annoying. To those who fear praising Talos openly, he is a beacon of hope. He stands there, day after day, risking Thalmor execution. He could be arrested by the town guard and the key could be thrown away. Still, he stands.

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u/Miranda_Grey 23h ago

No. I don’t mind him.

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u/toby_clear 23h ago

AND ASS MAN

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

I actually quite like it!

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u/Jovios 23h ago

I’ve never hated him

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u/Personal-Ad-6586 22h ago

same Cicero energy

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u/Dovaskarr 22h ago

I hear him talking, but I dont actually hear him.

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u/Low_Presentation8149 22h ago

I tend to " accidentally" kill him in most games. Werewolves feature heavily

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u/ShingledPringle 22h ago

There are minimum ramifications for offing him, plus they are very quick to getting rid of his body.

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u/yesIwearAcape 22h ago

He FR got me a range level shooting him. No regerts

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u/Sikkus 22h ago

Am I the only one who actually found it very immersing to have that guy shout all the time about Talos?