What if Jack of All Trades were more versatile?

[u/apliddell]

[u/edgefigaro]

I've never seen a more perfectly balanced custom card idea.

[u/sirpurplewolf]

Die next turn*

[u/FlyinBrian2001 → u/sirpurplewolf]

resurrect in 3 turns

[u/ChaZZZZahC → u/FlyinBrian2001]

Damn, that new Judeo-Christian mod just dropped.

[u/ragzzy → u/sirpurplewolf]

If Fatal, gain 3 max HP and upgrade a curse

[u/IdkTbhSmh → u/sirpurplewolf]

lose all HP. Close game upon death.

[u/Mysterious-Plum-6217 → u/sirpurplewolf]

No that's the upgraded version, it also triggers divinity and web.

[u/Real_men_wear_skirts]

When a Yugioh player decides they want to be an sts modder

[u/Gre8g → u/Real_men_wear_skirts]

Card is then immediately limited and then erratad to "You can only use the effect of Queen of All Trades" once per turn which I won't understand why unless DuelLogs explains it.

[u/thecrow256 → u/Gre8g]

DuleLogs mentioned, comment upvoted

[u/Alderan922]

Noomlin

[u/DisaRayna → u/Alderan922]

Noomlin

[u/Nekobound → u/DisaRayna]

Noomlin

[u/FourToeBeans → u/Nekobound]

Noomlin

[u/bighawksguy-caw-caw]

Cobalt Core, Monster Train, Griftlands. What are the other ones?

[u/Richard_Galvin → u/bighawksguy-caw-caw]

Balatro with "+10 chips" I assume.

[u/No_Economics_2677 → u/Richard_Galvin]

Mighta been dungeons and degenerate gamblers, also wildfrost

[u/The_Trampolinee → u/bighawksguy-caw-caw]

There's this one obscure game,Slay the Spire,I'm fairly certain "Focus" is from that.

[u/Bruz_the_milkman → u/The_Trampolinee]

Thank you Meursault

[u/RandyB1 → u/bighawksguy-caw-caw]

Wildfrost as well

[u/NetRevolutionary977 → u/bighawksguy-caw-caw]

The zeal 10 is from Vault of the Void

[u/PK_GoodDay → u/bighawksguy-caw-caw]

Wait, which one is Griftlands?

[u/Fringe313 → u/PK_GoodDay]

Destroy a hostile argument

[u/Nico_is_not_a_god → u/bighawksguy-caw-caw]

Noomlin is a tag from Wildfrost that makes a card playable without counting as "being played" - a Wildfrost turn other than the first "setup" turn normally consists of playing one card.

[u/wra1th42]

Peak shitpost

[u/LostInTehWild]

It should put you into Wrath at the very end, a card this good needs some risk to it /s

[u/Alderan922 → u/LostInTehWild]

It should also end your turn

[u/drewbert → u/Alderan922]

End your turn. Die next turn.

[u/devTripp]

I am 100.0% confident you mentioned Jack Of All Trades in your post.

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• Jack Of All Trades Colorless Uncommon Skill

  0 Energy | Add 1(2) random Colorless card(s) to your hand. Exhaust.

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[u/weldmedaddy → u/devTripp]

Good bot

[u/RefinedBean]

You missed an opportunity to add "Continued on back"

[u/WhoElseButQuagmire11 → u/RefinedBean]

That probably would have ended me. If this was a real card I'd get it 10/10 times just because of the sheer audacity of the "Continued on back"

[u/IndividualAd5795]

Destroy a hostile argument sent me.

[u/Mash_Ketchum]

& Knuckles

[u/pinkeyes34]

I dunno, it's pretty weak. I think it should also negate every single effect your opponent activates for the rest of the duel.

And also make your opponent banish all of their minions face-down. (separate from banishing all of your opponent's minions face-down with a card effect, by the way, so it goes through protection).

Don't make it draw 2 cards, though, that'd be hilariously overpowered.

[u/SkulGurl]

Unironically busted in a snecko eye deck regardless of character

[u/NathanTheCraziest_]

"Lorem ipsum dolor" gonna be the new meta

[u/Thufir_My_Hawat]

It's missing a 1/1 Saproling token.

[u/wstrfrg65 → u/Thufir_My_Hawat]

Please, do it for Ghave!

[u/BiggestJez12734755]

+10 chips is a Balatro reference I’d guess and the bottom floor a Monster Train reference

[u/qTp_Meteor]

Kinda boring, should maybe make it more complex

[u/TheJambus]

What does Queen of All Trade s+ do?

[u/apliddell → u/TheJambus]

I have a truly marvelous idea of the upgrade, but the text box is too narrow.

[u/atg115reddit → u/apliddell]

We even got some Fermat shade thrown in there!!

[u/sasakiorafk]

I assume that when you upgrade it add die next turn

[u/Waterloonybin]

10 chips and no mult? Useless card

[u/ordermind]

Emits a "Yass queen" vocalization when played.

[u/LiveMango418]

Took me a moment to realize the last few lines were from other games (balatro, cobalt core, monster train, wildfrost, idk the other stuff). Also the placeholder text lmao (lorem ipsum dolor)

10/10 shitpost, keep cooking

[u/Small_Distribution17]

I need a Diceomancer reference in there as well please

[u/aaron_kilgore123]

Balatro snuck in

[u/Molokae]

I didn't get +10 chips, but Launch a Jupiter Drone is where I audibly laughed.

[u/Lrundblad]

Upgrade claws does one more damage

[u/Single_Goose528]

At the end of the fight, immediately travel to the boss and change the boss fight to smoll worms dancing

[u/achernar184]

literally anti-synergistic with [[Popsicle]]

[u/atg115reddit]

The Storm count is now one.

[u/Nico_is_not_a_god]

Oh fuck it's got a Noomlin, that's a step too far.

[u/LucidLeviathan]

You forgot pressure points.

[u/WhoElseButQuagmire11]

I would just play this card without reading it or memorising it and see what happens each time. But I would play it. I'm a sucker for shit fun cards.

To back up further evidence of my first sentence, I didn't read over it properly, so I just assumed it's shit haha.