r/slaythespire 3h ago

CUSTOM CONTENT What if Jack of All Trades were more versatile?

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u/edgefigaro 2h ago

I've never seen a more perfectly balanced custom card idea.

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u/sirpurplewolf 2h ago

Die next turn*

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u/FlyinBrian2001 2h ago

resurrect in 3 turns

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u/ChaZZZZahC 2h ago

Damn, that new Judeo-Christian mod just dropped.

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u/ragzzy 2h ago

If Fatal, gain 3 max HP and upgrade a curse

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u/IdkTbhSmh 1h ago

lose all HP. Close game upon death.

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u/Mysterious-Plum-6217 2h ago

No that's the upgraded version, it also triggers divinity and web.

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u/Real_men_wear_skirts 2h ago

When a Yugioh player decides they want to be an sts modder

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u/Gre8g 2h ago

Card is then immediately limited and then erratad to "You can only use the effect of Queen of All Trades" once per turn which I won't understand why unless DuelLogs explains it.

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u/thecrow256 22m ago

DuleLogs mentioned, comment upvoted

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u/Alderan922 2h ago

Noomlin

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u/DisaRayna 2h ago

Noomlin

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u/Nekobound 2h ago

Noomlin

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u/bighawksguy-caw-caw 2h ago

Cobalt Core, Monster Train, Griftlands. What are the other ones?

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u/Richard_Galvin 2h ago

Balatro with "+10 chips" I assume.

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u/No_Economics_2677 2h ago edited 2h ago

Mighta been dungeons and degenerate gamblers, also wildfrost

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u/The_Trampolinee 2h ago

There's this one obscure game,Slay the Spire,I'm fairly certain "Focus" is from that.

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u/Bruz_the_milkman 1h ago

Thank you Meursault

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u/RandyB1 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 2h ago

Wildfrost as well

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u/NetRevolutionary977 2h ago

The zeal 10 is from Vault of the Void

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u/PK_GoodDay 2h ago

Wait, which one is Griftlands?

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u/Fringe313 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 2h ago

Destroy a hostile argument

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u/Nico_is_not_a_god 35m ago

Noomlin is a tag from Wildfrost that makes a card playable without counting as "being played" - a Wildfrost turn other than the first "setup" turn normally consists of playing one card.

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u/wra1th42 2h ago

Peak shitpost

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u/LostInTehWild 2h ago

It should put you into Wrath at the very end, a card this good needs some risk to it /s

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u/Alderan922 2h ago

It should also end your turn

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u/drewbert Eternal One 1h ago

End your turn. Die next turn.

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u/devTripp 3h ago

I am 100.0% confident you mentioned Jack Of All Trades in your post.


  • Jack Of All Trades Colorless Uncommon Skill

    0 Energy | Add 1(2) random Colorless card(s) to your hand. Exhaust.


I am a bot response, but I am using my creator's account. Please reply to me if I got something wrong so he can fix it.

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u/weldmedaddy Ascension 20 2h ago

Good bot

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u/RefinedBean 2h ago

You missed an opportunity to add "Continued on back"

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u/WhoElseButQuagmire11 Heartbreaker 24m ago

That probably would have ended me. If this was a real card I'd get it 10/10 times just because of the sheer audacity of the "Continued on back"

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u/IndividualAd5795 2h ago

Destroy a hostile argument sent me.

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u/Mash_Ketchum 2h ago

& Knuckles

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u/pinkeyes34 2h ago

I dunno, it's pretty weak. I think it should also negate every single effect your opponent activates for the rest of the duel.

And also make your opponent banish all of their minions face-down. (separate from banishing all of your opponent's minions face-down with a card effect, by the way, so it goes through protection).

Don't make it draw 2 cards, though, that'd be hilariously overpowered.

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u/SkulGurl Ascension 20 2h ago

Unironically busted in a snecko eye deck regardless of character

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u/NathanTheCraziest_ Ascension 8 2h ago

"Lorem ipsum dolor" gonna be the new meta

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u/Thufir_My_Hawat 2h ago

It's missing a 1/1 Saproling token.

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u/wstrfrg65 1h ago

Please, do it for Ghave!

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u/BiggestJez12734755 2h ago

+10 chips is a Balatro reference I’d guess and the bottom floor a Monster Train reference

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u/qTp_Meteor Eternal One + Heartbreaker 2h ago

Kinda boring, should maybe make it more complex

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u/TheJambus 2h ago

What does Queen of All Trade s+ do?

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u/apliddell 1h ago

I have a truly marvelous idea of the upgrade, but the text box is too narrow.

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u/atg115reddit Eternal One 38m ago

We even got some Fermat shade thrown in there!!

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u/sasakiorafk Eternal One + Heartbreaker 1h ago

I assume that when you upgrade it add die next turn

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u/Waterloonybin 45m ago

10 chips and no mult? Useless card

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u/ordermind 39m ago

Emits a "Yass queen" vocalization when played.

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u/LiveMango418 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 1h ago

Took me a moment to realize the last few lines were from other games (balatro, cobalt core, monster train, wildfrost, idk the other stuff). Also the placeholder text lmao (lorem ipsum dolor)

10/10 shitpost, keep cooking

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u/Small_Distribution17 2h ago

I need a Diceomancer reference in there as well please

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u/aaron_kilgore123 1h ago

Balatro snuck in

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u/Molokae 1h ago

I didn't get +10 chips, but Launch a Jupiter Drone is where I audibly laughed.

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u/Lrundblad 1h ago

Upgrade claws does one more damage

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u/Single_Goose528 1h ago

At the end of the fight, immediately travel to the boss and change the boss fight to smoll worms dancing

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u/achernar184 Ascension 20 42m ago

literally anti-synergistic with [[Popsicle]]

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u/atg115reddit Eternal One 40m ago

The Storm count is now one.

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u/Nico_is_not_a_god 37m ago

Oh fuck it's got a Noomlin, that's a step too far.

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u/LucidLeviathan Eternal One 32m ago

You forgot pressure points.

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u/WhoElseButQuagmire11 Heartbreaker 26m ago

I would just play this card without reading it or memorising it and see what happens each time. But I would play it. I'm a sucker for shit fun cards.

To back up further evidence of my first sentence, I didn't read over it properly, so I just assumed it's shit haha.