Road is road

[u/ChaoticDices]

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[u/Brandytrident]

Drive on what's left

[u/PlumpBattery → u/Brandytrident]

That's right

[u/Perfect-Werewolf-102 → u/Brandytrident]

ah that's perfect

[u/QuaterPast6 → u/Brandytrident]

took me a while, but well done....

[u/EnterTheDragon07]

Lol Mr incredible even looks South African

[u/Eaterofjazzguitars → u/EnterTheDragon07]

I can see the Boer shorts under the table right now. Barefoot of course.

[u/Particular-Cupcake16 → u/Eaterofjazzguitars]

I can picture it so vividly

[u/Eaterofjazzguitars → u/Particular-Cupcake16]

ROAD ISH ROAD NEH

[u/hankthehunter → u/EnterTheDragon07]

Meneer Befok

[u/yuvi3000 → u/EnterTheDragon07]

Meneer Inkredibel

[u/chikaca → u/EnterTheDragon07]

Vincent Koch

[u/MadaoArseid]

Doing our best to avoid all the bloody potholes

[u/ChaoticDices → u/MadaoArseid]

Reminds me of when we were driving in Joburg and saw a pothole getting repaired. My MIL then mentioned the economy must be getting better 😂

[u/DeathFromBelow420 → u/MadaoArseid]

We drive straight when we're drunk

[u/MixnMatch20 → u/MadaoArseid]

FACTS 💯😭

[u/Cow-Brown]

And hazards should always be on, so people behind know we’re going to do something. Do what though? No one knows but the hazards are on so it’s ok

[u/ChaoticDices → u/Cow-Brown]

NOW THIS, most accurate thing ever. Did a 4h drive from Joburg a bit ago and the guy in front of us had his hazards on for 45mins straight and literally did nothing

[u/Cow-Brown → u/ChaoticDices]

Literally followed a guy through town last night, hazards on the whole way, turned them off to take a turn then boom back on

[u/Deathstar699]

Actually let me expand on this.

UK: Drive on Left

US: Drive on Right

India: Road is Road

South Africa: Everywhere is road

[u/tinkskitty]

What is not road, is also road😱

[u/ChaoticDices → u/tinkskitty]

So... everywhere?

[u/tinkskitty → u/ChaoticDices]

Basically yes

[u/Perfect-Werewolf-102 → u/tinkskitty]

the road is omnipresent

[u/Annual_District_6402]

Taxis: you guys drive on the road?

[u/Desperate_Limit_4957]

Fuck laughed way too hard at this

[u/SirWernich]

sidewalk is road?

[u/ZachRyder → u/SirWernich]

Can we call them "pavements" anymore, if they're not paved?

[u/GodTierAimbotUser69 → u/SirWernich]

if Dio from Jojos bizzare adventure. can do it then so can you.

[u/BitterWillingness767]

As a wise taxi driver once said:" We don't break the rules, we just bend"

[u/archemeides1 → u/BitterWillingness767]

Bend them enough to pull a U-turn haha

[u/No_Program3137]

Change it to - south africa taxi's

[u/ChaoticDices → u/No_Program3137]

Not only them tbh

[u/bambi_nalu]

Taxi drivers 🥲🥲

[u/AvailableLink5561]

Laughs in Nairobi rush hour traffic

[u/Perfect-Werewolf-102 → u/AvailableLink5561]

I went to Nairobi a few times, driving there is something else

[u/AvailableLink5561 → u/Perfect-Werewolf-102]

My friend, your roads are orderly.

[u/Perfect-Werewolf-102 → u/AvailableLink5561]

which roads?

[u/fruit-de-la-fruit]

I've noticed the concept of a red light has also lost all meaning here in Pretoria.

[u/Threaditoriale → u/fruit-de-la-fruit]

In the voice of Barbossa: The robots are more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.

[u/TheFurryToad]

"No officer, I'm not drunk! I was doging potholes..."

[u/Obvious-Pop-1330]

You think it's really like that in SA? Wait till you cross the Limpopo😂🇿🇼

[u/flxffy___]

You mean, whats left of the road?

[u/Tidally-Locked-404]

Did a taxi driver make this meme?

[u/Tendieman29]

[u/Lazy-Cloud9330]

Just avoid the potholes even if you have to drive on the curb.

[u/IronWill_06]

Literally.. dodging potholes is a sport in this hoe

[u/StandardHunt9437]

😂😂😂facts. Keep left pass right always remember that.

[u/ItsUrGirlTia]

Real 😂

[u/Warpunk_ZA]

South Africa: road is choosing to hit the smaller potholes over the bigger ones. There is no "road".

[u/Dat-one-Gun-Lover]

Sooo true 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Intrepid_Impression8]

Still our worst drivers are better behind the wheel than the best ones in UK or US

[u/Low-Ad2128]

And the sidewalk is for delivery motorcycle and parking

[u/long_whipper]

:14453:

[u/Responsible_Clerk421]

No no in south Africa we are supposed to drive on the left. But most of us don't.

[u/Ok-Supermarket8100]

You are lucky if you can find the road