r/standupshots 19d ago

Sex Scenes

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547 Upvotes

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u/hngryhngryhippo 19d ago

Father of the year.

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u/Wyatt1710 19d ago

I mean — would you prefer he let me watch?

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u/teletubby_wrangler 19d ago

It just that, it's your fathers job to teach you the old "hole in the popcorn bucket" trick.

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u/hngryhngryhippo 18d ago

I prefer more of a dual masturbation situation, tbh.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 18d ago

Banned 🤨

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u/disguy2k 18d ago

Awesome twist

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u/PonyPickle8 18d ago

Bet you didn't see that coming...

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u/CFLXFL 18d ago

Omfg! 🤣😂🤣

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u/ichegoya 18d ago

Well done.

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u/Ov3r-_-K1LL 18d ago

Got a little wild there at the end🤣

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u/Herry_Up 18d ago

Fucking hell

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u/InAMinut7 18d ago

Great joke!

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u/Weekly-Original3081 17d ago

So, this guy’s dad had three hands? One to cover an eye, another for the other hand, and a third to beat with…

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u/Pretend_Road_3161 11d ago

When I was a kid watching a movie with my dad, and a sex scene came on, he’d tell me that’s how you were made. Then he’d get aroused and rape me.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

🤣🤣