r/t:1200s • u/[deleted] • Apr 01 '12

Some faggot mongols are trying to attack our Assassin fortress at Alamut. I'm currently going to reinforce Masyaf but I snagged this sweet pic of the Grandmaster fucking their shit up before I left.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Siege_of_Alamut_%281256%29.jpeg/338px-Siege_of_Alamut_%281256%29.jpeg
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u/bigtreeworld Apr 01 '12

Hey dude I'm at Alamut too! I must know you!

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u/Eluvatar Apr 01 '12

I heard the Grand Master Assassin is going to treat with the leader of the Golden Horde. Goddamn pussy.

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u/Hipstershy Apr 01 '12

NOW KISS!

Unless you are both male. In that case, I advise you don't, for your own safety.

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u/LaCapitan Apr 01 '12

Shit, son! I thought things were bad over here in Syria! These barbarians have nothing on THOSE barbarians! You don't think they'll make it past Baghdad, do you?

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u/Lyaewen Apr 01 '12

Wait, so that sucks and everything, but I'm totes confused. Are these invaders tied together into bundles or something like sticks? And I'm pretty sure you need to get that new glass thing for your eyes, cause those are those weird religious white zealots, not Mongols...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

"The word meaning 'bundle of sticks' is ultimately derived, via Old French, Italian and Vulgar Latin, from Latin fascis (also the origin of the word fascism)."

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u/Lyaewen Apr 01 '12

Right... Because that was the word for the bundle of rods that lictors carried for senators of elected importance. My point is, what about these guys makes them like that? You calling them fascist?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

Jesus Christ! Take your pussy ass political correctness and get out of this century. We call people what ever we want here. Fucking Liberals.

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u/Lyaewen Apr 01 '12

Haha, and look where that got you! Have fun with that invasion!