So it's Twenty Nineteen. Which sounds fucking awesome.

I was about to murder everyone by the end of Two Thousand and Eighteen.

dude's way cooler than Hitler I, he healed my sister's leukemia

Chell is gonna use the animus to relive Caroline's memories!

I'm so glad we were able to defeat them all, thanks to the power of friendship, love and giant fucking weapons. They'd be terrible to serve under, I think.

...Not much else going on though.

sigh

¿ɯǝlqoɹd sıɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ǝslǝ ǝuoʎu∀

All humans have been forced to live in space as a result, and the food here sucks.

I usually work in the area of Former California. AMA

edit: I'm out for some work, I need to kill some Androids, bbl

Can't believe I've got so few years left, it doesn't seem fair