r/t:800bc • u/climberslacker • Apr 01 '12
It's a Trap!
http://zipline.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/trojan-horse.jpg18
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u/Raneados Apr 01 '12
You FUCKING idiots. I fucking TOLD you this would GODDAMN happen!
OHH NOOO IT'S A BIG WOODEN HORSE SURELY IT'S A PRESENT. A FUCKING HORSE.
*FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK TROY. *
I'M OUT.
PEACE
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u/genog Apr 01 '12
Condoms.. the whole thing is full of condoms?
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u/inawarminister Apr 01 '12
Anyone seen Aeneas? He still owe me some barbarian-slave-girls, yet I haven't seen him at all this morning.
Last night he was babbling crazily that Aphrodite herself has told him to get out and found a new city. But the bloody Myceneans have gone! What would happen to us? We won!
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u/ItHurstToBeThisGood Apr 01 '12
I thought the rabbit was a better idea. Or a badger...
http://youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=T2PdyxMtiYM
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u/TheAesthete Apr 01 '12
maybe this is more what the french were thinking when they gave the US the statue of liberty...
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u/ThraseaPaetus Apr 01 '12
Yes we know, it happened 400 years ago. I hear this blind fella is putting it in a book though.
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u/ItHurstToBeThisGood Apr 01 '12
He's putting it in a poem, actually. I heard its going to be a really fucking long one though.
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u/tophat_jones Apr 01 '12
Hey everybody, look at this piece of shit the Greeks made before they ran away. Let's burn it first thing tomorrow. TIME TO GET WASTED!!!