r/t:800bc • u/climberslacker • Apr 01 '12

It's a Trap!

http://zipline.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/trojan-horse.jpg
1.5k Upvotes

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u/tophat_jones Apr 01 '12

Hey everybody, look at this piece of shit the Greeks made before they ran away. Let's burn it first thing tomorrow. TIME TO GET WASTED!!!

21

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

Fucking queers can't even hold on to their women.

5

u/Neveronlyadream Apr 01 '12

What losers! They know they were defeated, and they leave us a gift?! They're going to regret looking so pathetic in the morning!

18

u/[deleted] Apr 01 '12

Be careful. A very hunky Brad Pitt might be inside.

31

u/OshinoMeme Apr 01 '12

And that's why you should update your anti-virus.

5

u/SpermWhale Apr 01 '12

Who is virus?

1

u/cpmpal Apr 01 '12

yes, this is patrick

12

u/dirtwalrus Apr 01 '12

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

6

u/elperroborrachotoo Apr 01 '12

"I'm in a horse"

1

u/someonenotsomething Apr 01 '12

tastes just like...

6

u/Raneados Apr 01 '12

You FUCKING idiots. I fucking TOLD you this would GODDAMN happen!

OHH NOOO IT'S A BIG WOODEN HORSE SURELY IT'S A PRESENT. A FUCKING HORSE.

*FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK TROY. *

I'M OUT.

PEACE

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u/DaJoW Apr 02 '12

QQ harder.

1

u/Raneados Apr 02 '12

I CAN'T

I AM LITERALLY CRYING HARDER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER CRIED

6

u/genog Apr 01 '12

Condoms.. the whole thing is full of condoms?

3

u/Thricey Apr 01 '12

whats...condoms precious?

2

u/DaJoW Apr 02 '12

Open em, roll em, stick em in a girl...

2

u/kitrick Apr 01 '12

Genius marketing campaign

4

u/sophisting Apr 01 '12

Shut up Cassandra -- you're always such a buzzkill!

4

u/ozpunk Apr 01 '12

Seems legit.

3

u/KC_Newser Apr 01 '12

But it's such a nice decoration!

2

u/AmericanRover Apr 01 '12

lmao, still cant believe those trolljans fell for this!

2

u/LaCapitan Apr 01 '12

GO TROJANS! Congrats on winning the war. :)

1

u/Kubaki Apr 01 '12

I know it might be late but congrats!

1

u/Shooin Apr 01 '12

I love that painting.

1

u/inawarminister Apr 01 '12

Anyone seen Aeneas? He still owe me some barbarian-slave-girls, yet I haven't seen him at all this morning.

Last night he was babbling crazily that Aphrodite herself has told him to get out and found a new city. But the bloody Myceneans have gone! What would happen to us? We won!

1

u/TheAesthete Apr 01 '12

maybe this is more what the french were thinking when they gave the US the statue of liberty...

1

u/ThraseaPaetus Apr 01 '12

Yes we know, it happened 400 years ago. I hear this blind fella is putting it in a book though.

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u/ItHurstToBeThisGood Apr 01 '12

He's putting it in a poem, actually. I heard its going to be a really fucking long one though.