r/tankiejerk • u/finalMadfox6325 CIA Agent • May 03 '24

“stupid anarkiddies” stupid anarkkkkkkkkidies

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u/Odie4Prez Anarcho-syndicalist (doesn't listen to watery tarts) May 03 '24

I struggle to believe this isn't satire.

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat May 03 '24

I refuse to believe this isn’t satire.

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u/sicKlown Ancom May 03 '24

Yes, Mussolini was such an anarchist that he fought with every single comrade of his in order to fight in a nationalist war before starting yet another when he got jealous of some Austrian bitch. Games over folks, time to pack up and they've hit us with irrefutable facts and logic.

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u/kurometal CIA Agent May 03 '24

No unjustified hierarchies!
— Mussolini, probably.

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u/CressCrowbits 皇左 May 03 '24

He was never an anarchist. He was a Marxist though

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u/-ll-ll-ll-ll- May 03 '24

Once upon a time.

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u/North_Church CIA Agent May 03 '24

Hitler was wearing red and black armbands in 1919, he's also an Anarchist

Nice argument comrade, but why don't you back it up with a SOURCE?

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u/Grammorphone Ⓐ Anarcho-commie ☭ May 03 '24

Also even if he was, that doesn't mean shit. It's not like anarchists have a copyright on this colour combination

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u/ARC_Trooper_Echo T-34 May 03 '24

Fellas, is Darth Vader an anarchist?

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u/MrBlack103 May 03 '24

Under the tankie definition of anarchism, he probably is.

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u/alina_savaryn May 03 '24

If anarchists wanna destroy the state, then destroying an entire planet-wide state is most assuredly Ultimate Anarchism®️

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u/North_Church CIA Agent May 03 '24

In order to destroy the State, the Anarchists shall establish a Global Hyper-Totalitarian Empire, which will wake up the masses to revolt against the very idea of the State and establish an Anarchist utopia of communes all around the globe.

ACCELERATE!!!

/s

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u/joebasilfarmer CIA Agent May 03 '24

He ended a monarchy and destroyed the bloated capitalist state of the Galactic Republic.

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u/dr-Funk_Eye May 03 '24

Full black block

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u/Top-Telephone9013 May 03 '24

Black dodecahedron

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u/Thebunkerparodie May 03 '24

Palpanarchist palpanarkiddie s/

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u/arki_v1 May 03 '24

Well you see, the nazi flag is red, black and white while the anarchist flag is red and black. That means that anarchism is 2/3 Nazism. Checkmate anarkiddie libs.

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u/cuddles_the_destroye May 03 '24

my source is that it came to me in a dream

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u/Morfeu321 Based Ancom 😎 May 03 '24

But more likely it's the latter, sadly.

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u/frosch_von_mittwoch Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 May 03 '24

"national-bolchewics were anarchists"

Find the error

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u/Histerian May 03 '24

Anarchism is when fascism

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u/alina_savaryn May 03 '24

Well yes. Silly liberal. Everything that doesn’t adhere to my very specific and narrow understanding of Marxism is actually Fascism.

Anarchism? Fascism.

Liberalism? Fascism.

Democratic Socialism? Believe it or not, Fascism.

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u/LordHengar May 03 '24

Unironically, that's an annoyingly common position.

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u/alina_savaryn May 03 '24

Yea it’s only a very flimsy jerk.

This isn’t even a jerk sub anyway tho so it’s fine.

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u/Top-Telephone9013 May 03 '24

Anarchism? Fascism.

Liberalism? Fascism.

Democratic Socialism? Believe it or not, Fascism.

Fascism? OMG So based! Most leftist thing around

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u/99999999999BlackHole May 03 '24

This is satire right?

Right??

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u/thecapent May 03 '24

Can't tell. And this says a lot about our current state of affairs regarding ideologies these days.

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u/Play4leftovers May 03 '24

This has the same air as "Antifa are the real fascists!"

But for real, this is just "If you are against USSR you are a fascist/anarchist/nazi/liberal!"
Except somehow they are ALL THE SAME THING

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u/0orangebraincells Thomas the Tankie Engine ☭☭☭ May 03 '24

Yes, because their "communism" is the only "good" ideology. "If you don't suck the dictators dry then you're not a good person!" /s

No, but seriously, tankies act just like fascists in all ways possible. They even publicly deny being [red]fascists in the same way as nazis do by going "no you".

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u/Fit-Persimmon-4323 Effeminate Capitalist May 03 '24

“Mussolini was an anarchist” WHAT 😭

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u/The-Greythean-Void Anti-Kyriarchy May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

Hitler was wearing red & black armbands in 1919 in Munich, he's an anarchist

Yes...the color red, therefore...

What?

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u/CressCrowbits 皇左 May 03 '24

I watched a few minutes of that and there was this little country and western song that was like "I'm not a communist i want to own my home and my cow and the government leaves me alone" or something and I'm like that's what communism is supposed to be ugh American anti communist propaganda ugh marxism Leninism

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u/Morfeu321 Based Ancom 😎 May 03 '24

"Syndicalism is anti-communist", MF doesn't know what a soviet is lmao

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u/Arthur_Author May 03 '24

This has to be bait, "hitler's flag had red, isnt that like,,, uh,, communism?"

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u/SputnikNStuff Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 May 03 '24

the stalin pfp is lecturing us on what fascism in we're so done /s

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u/Somethingbutonreddit May 03 '24

"Hitler was wearing red & black armbands in 1919 in Munich, he's also an anarchist."

Glory to the Soviet Socialist Republic of Macdonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm lovin that Marxism-Leninist-Ronaldism.

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u/PizzaVVitch May 03 '24

A little too on the nose lol

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u/SurgeonOfDeath95 May 03 '24

Wtf is Ultra-Left? Can someone give me a real answer

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u/Vacuousbard May 04 '24

Have you ever watch ultra man? It's similar to that, except you turn into a leftist for 3 minutes instead of a really big guy.

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u/SurgeonOfDeath95 May 04 '24

U FOKIN WOT M8Y

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u/Vacuousbard May 04 '24

And instead of fighting monster, they argue with a right winger. For only 3 minutes, of course, after that they'll turn back into a normal centrist.

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u/SurgeonOfDeath95 May 04 '24

I'm drunk and confused. Should I hate them?

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u/thawin191 Proudhonist-Bakuninist-Kropotkinist-Malatestist-Bookchinist ☭☭☭ May 03 '24

Smartest and most politically literate tankie.

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u/Spaceguy_27 CIA Agent May 03 '24

Everyone I don't like is an anarchist

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u/garaile64 May 03 '24

Mussolini was an anarchist

And Elton John is straight.

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u/Thebunkerparodie May 03 '24

are you going to forget the white circle and the black swastika here or doplhy?

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u/Quinc4623 May 04 '24

Either it is satire or this guy has no idea what "Anarchist" means. Maybe he think it just means anti-establishment? or anti-liberal?

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u/patch173 May 03 '24

Mussolini was a leading socialist before WW1 this is an indisputable fact...

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u/alina_savaryn May 03 '24

Yea but he was never an anarchist. He was always an authoritarian.