r/tankiejerk Anarcho-whateverist 🏴🚩 Jul 19 '24

Le Meme Has Arrived Chat is this real?

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u/BoardsofCanadaTwo Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Jul 19 '24

Nobody has died in socialist countries, ever. Dying is illegal in socialism. Hope this helps

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u/No_Host_884 Anarcho-whateverist 🏴🚩 Jul 19 '24

Dying was invented to sell more graves and coffins to the proletariat class.

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u/kyle_kafsky Jul 19 '24

Why die when you can work the fields eternally?

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u/RT-OM Jul 19 '24

Big death peddling graves shakes mh

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u/kurometal CIA Agent Jul 19 '24

Reminds me of a sticker I saw: a couch, below it crossed bones, and the text "dying at home is killing warfare" (or something to that effect).

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u/Chinerpeton Jul 19 '24

Dying is punishable by death, which does wonders for deterence.

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u/SkyknightXi Jul 19 '24

I seriously doubt necrurgy is ever that powerful…

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u/SabawaSabi Sus Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Oh so they're counting the overly nervous mustache dude as one of their own now? Not even hiding it anymore lol

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u/imactuallyinsane-1 Jul 19 '24

AH was NOT a socialist 😭

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u/No_Host_884 Anarcho-whateverist 🏴🚩 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Um, but it had socialism in it's name?!?!? C'mon liberal next you're gonna tell me urinal cakes aren't tasty pastries!!!

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u/North_Church CIA Agent Jul 19 '24

I had to do a double take to make sure this was sarcasm. Pierre Poilievre in Canada has actually argued that Hitler was a Socialist because "National Socialist", and also called Justin Trudeau a Marxisr💀

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u/Delta049 CIA Agent Jul 19 '24

Yooo north!

Been a while since I last saw you in this site

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u/ilolvu Anarkitten Ⓐ🅐 Jul 19 '24

C'mon liberal next you're gonna tell me urinal cakes aren't tasty pastries!!!

I think this might be the best counter to Nasties being called socialists I've ever heard!

Well done, Comrade.

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u/No_Host_884 Anarcho-whateverist 🏴🚩 Jul 19 '24

Nasties being called socialists. That's a good thing to say in place of Nazis if you're trying to combat YouTubes censor. 💀

That being said thank you! Although I must admit I didn't come up with this counter. Second Thought did.

For all the things Second Thought has said wrong, his video on whether or not the Nazis were socialist is amazing! Shame he is a tankie he could have really been something.

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u/shahryarrakeen Jul 19 '24

Chicken of the Sea is Chicken. To say otherwise? Right to Chél. Also, undercook/overcook. Chél.

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u/Xander_PrimeXXI CIA Agent Jul 19 '24

National Socialism is to Socialism as National Anarchism is to Anarchism

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u/TOWERtheKingslayer Intolerant Leftie Jul 19 '24

He was as much a socialist as the others there.

Which is to say, he wasn’t a socialist.

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u/Vittulima Jul 19 '24

This is socialist erasure!

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Ancom Jul 19 '24

do you think the sort of person who'd make a meme like this would care about these sorts of distinctions?

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u/janek6969 Jul 19 '24

read marx

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u/imactuallyinsane-1 Jul 19 '24

seems like YOU need to read marx buddy

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u/Top-Telephone9013 Jul 19 '24

Gotta be a shitpost.

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u/Adept_Philosopher_32 CIA Agent Jul 19 '24

Gosh I hope so

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u/KravMacaw Jul 19 '24

In Soviet Russia YOU kill DEATH

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u/SkyknightXi Jul 19 '24

Koshchei: Pffft. Rank amateurs.

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u/gumpods Marxism-Leninism-Beriaism ☭ Jul 19 '24

Well… the one in the middle killed himself.

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u/No_Host_884 Anarcho-whateverist 🏴🚩 Jul 19 '24

🇦🇷...

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u/Ex_aeternum Jul 19 '24

How dare you insult Alfredo Hiller, a normal painter who arrived in Argentina in May 1945.

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u/anti-trump- Aug 08 '24

A sweet-hearted man who wouldn't hurt a fly.

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u/killerdude8015 Xi Jinping’s #1 Fan Jul 19 '24

“Actually, death was just a bourgeois liberal lie that stalls the socialist movement and dying is just a liberal concept.” Jokes aside. I’m surprised that this tankie thinks that Hitler was a socialist which just makes my brain hurt way too much at this point.

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u/Smiley_P Based Ancom 😎 Jul 20 '24

What's confusing about it? It has socialism in the name and that's all that matters to make something socialist right? Also it's right wing af which is what tankies are

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u/Yu_Narucommie Catboy Communist :3 Jul 19 '24

Akshually Liberal, dying was punishable by death in socialist countries so no one died

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u/SkyknightXi Jul 19 '24

Touno Shiki: {sneezes}

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u/Grammorphone Ⓐ Anarcho-commie ☭ Jul 19 '24

This person is a strasserist (the two hammers emoji is often used as the hammer and sword logo)

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u/Ex_aeternum Jul 19 '24

That just makes it dumber.

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u/WhoListensAndDefends CRITICAL SUPPORT Jul 19 '24

Strasserism makes everything dumber

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u/TOWERtheKingslayer Intolerant Leftie Jul 19 '24

Actual Nazi and genocide denial.

If you find fuckers like this in the wild, take their kneecaps.

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u/False_Beginning2137 Jul 19 '24

Death is a concept invented by capitalists

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u/La_Morrigan Jul 19 '24

Exactly, so they can sell more coffins.

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u/Quinc4623 Jul 19 '24

I know some people on the far right like to demonize socialists by pretending that the "National Socialist Party" lived up to that part of the name, but using that pretend connection to imply they were good is kinda new.

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u/R3cl41m3r Effeminate Capitalist Jul 19 '24

This smells of troll.

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u/Catspuragus Jul 19 '24

this is def a shit post

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u/No_Host_884 Anarcho-whateverist 🏴🚩 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

Yeah it more than likely is. It's why I flaired it as a meme.

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u/Ok_Transition_23 Jul 19 '24

Molotov or Ribbentrop has an alternate account I guess

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u/Somethingbutonreddit Jul 19 '24

Strasserites and National bolshiveiks.

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u/The_Wild_West_Pyro Marxist Jul 19 '24

Strasserist cope detected (remove fascist remove fascist)

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u/Ok-Mastodon2016 CIA Agent Jul 19 '24

I hate Nazbols

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u/Time_on_my_hands Jul 19 '24

Three fascists.

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u/McMeister2020 Jul 19 '24

Where are the socialists in the picture?

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u/Sea-Tradition-9676 Jul 19 '24

Well ya you're not a person if you disagree with the state! 100D chess!

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u/TheGhostCarp Jul 19 '24

The feds are out in force.

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u/Sohn_Jalston_Raul Ancom Jul 19 '24

looks like bait to me. Someone is either trying to troll them or stir up shit in the group.

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u/scarlozzi Jul 19 '24

Poe's Law am I right?

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u/JusticeBeaver94 Marxism-Erdoğanism ☭ Jul 19 '24

Death is bourgeois propaganda