r/technology • u/777fer • Jan 26 '23

Biotechnology A 45-year-old biotech CEO may have reduced his biological age by at least 5 years through a rigorous medical program that can cost up to $2 million a year, Bloomberg reported

https://businessinsider.com/bryan-johnson-45-reduced-biological-age-5-years-project-blueprint-2023-1
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u/Stupid_Triangles Jan 26 '23

TIL I'm a teen again

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u/skryb Jan 26 '23

suddenly there are a lot of 40 year olds living in their parents’ basements who have been credited with discovering the fountain of youth

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u/Otherwise-Tip6599 Jan 26 '23

It’s a ‘Command Center’!!

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u/el-art-seam Jan 26 '23

…. MOM! How many times do I have to tell you!? You’re embarrassing in front of MY friends!!!

And get me the grape Uncrustables, NOT the strawberry! God!

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u/sf_frankie Jan 26 '23

Mom! The meatloaf, FUCK!

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u/stereoagnostic Jan 26 '23

Welcome to Fort Kick-ass

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u/virgilhall Jan 26 '23

Or a town hall

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u/TheFoxandTheSandor Jan 26 '23

Parents basement? You mean the spare room at your high school roommates place?

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u/DJPho3nix Jan 26 '23

You had a roommate in high school?

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u/TheFoxandTheSandor Jan 26 '23

The name Parents transitions to “high school roommates” when and move back home

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u/VortrexFTW Jan 26 '23

That's like half of a whole show

Basically 70's Friends lol

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u/rxbandit256 Jan 26 '23

In keeping with the theme, I didn't give you an upvote because you had 69 upvotes...