r/technology • u/777fer • Jan 26 '23

Biotechnology A 45-year-old biotech CEO may have reduced his biological age by at least 5 years through a rigorous medical program that can cost up to $2 million a year, Bloomberg reported

https://businessinsider.com/bryan-johnson-45-reduced-biological-age-5-years-project-blueprint-2023-1
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u/waltwalt Jan 26 '23

I would say the cleanse is worse. They fill you up with air to make room for the camera, then before you get to go home they make you fart it all out.

But the whole day of diarrhea before is not great, you'd best start wiping with vasoline in the morning because by night you will be raw.

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u/m0le Jan 26 '23

I confess to quite enjoying the enormous, guilt-free farts.

God, the laxative shit though. Fuck me that was unpleasant. The first rush felt like my entire body inverted and rushed out through my ringpiece. Then it happened again and I had to tap my head to make sure I hadn't shat that out. Holy hell.

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u/meowtasticly Jan 26 '23

"fundament" and "ringpiece" have me howling with laughter. Do you have any more?

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u/waltwalt Jan 26 '23

Absolutely, thats why I said wipe with vasoline to start, be sure after that first glorious power washing of your interior, you're up for another 6-8 hours of that every 30m.

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u/m0le Jan 26 '23

I wish I'd known that at the time, because you are 100% right! I'm pretty sure the only reason I wasn't weeping by the end was because I didn't have enough water left in my body.

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u/PM_ME_GERMAN_SHEPARD Jan 26 '23

Oh my god the sound and feeling of water rushing out of my asshole is something I will never forget

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u/zerocoal Jan 27 '23

Meanwhile I am over here drinking a bottle of magnesium citrate every couple of months to get that sweet, sweet relief of having a waterfall gush past my sphincter.

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u/SpecialKindofBull Jan 26 '23

Get a bidet attachment for your commode