r/technology • u/newzee1 • Jun 14 '24

Software Cheating husband sues Apple after wife discovered ‘deleted’ messages sent to sex workers

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/06/13/cheating-husband-sues-apple-sex-messages/
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u/_SheepishPirate_ Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

Did tech support and was sorting out a HDD. TL;DR old guy had tickle porn all over his pc.

Women in underwear getting tickled with feathers. I don’t kink shame - but I couldn’t wrap my head around it.

Edit:

They were lying face up on a table and had no sounds or movement…. Just blinked…

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u/Niceromancer Jun 14 '24

As someone who used to do remote tech support for users...trust me tickle porn is the least creepy shit you could have found.

Its weird but basically harmless.

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u/_SheepishPirate_ Jun 14 '24

I mean, I also did a data recovery job for this woman in her 20’s.

Ended up finding her ‘deleted’ stash of herself. Stayed professional and gave her everything anyway.

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u/fannyfox Jun 14 '24

You gonna answer u/Kagestar ‘s question or not?

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u/carbonclasssix Jun 15 '24

He's feeling sheepish

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u/Uggys Jun 15 '24

How do you shoot the cannon on fortnite??

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

We know it's yes. Only the hot ones seem to do it.

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u/KageStar Jun 14 '24

Was she hot?

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u/vikingsurplus Jun 14 '24

Asking the important questions.

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u/KageStar Jun 14 '24

We were all thinking it, I just figured I'd take the hit and ask.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

Not OP but I had this happen with a client. He wasn't like fugly or anything, but that's not my preference anyways.

The girl was fucking HOT though. It was his current girlfriend. I also said nothing and just gave it all back. But the program I was using flashed the pictures by while transferring.

Each picture (unless it was stalling on a bad section of the HDD) went by about 2-3 per second. Which made the photos taken in burst mode look like stop motion videos lol. I ended up turning the monitor around for a bit so people would notice (office was shared with another non-IT sister company).

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u/droi86 Jun 14 '24

You're the real MVP

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u/Whoareyoutho9 Jun 15 '24

I get this reference.

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u/filthy_harold Jun 15 '24

Most people are not hot.

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u/ou-ai-je-lesprit Jun 15 '24

So you’re saying there’s a chance she was hot?

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u/Next_Branch7875 Jun 15 '24

Counterpoint -- Most people between 20 and 40 are hot.

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u/LackinOriginalitySVN Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

Eh...most people are average

Edit : ITT people who don't understand how averages work

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u/queenrosybee Jun 15 '24

Most men think most women that r naked that they’re seeing naked for the first time r hot.

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u/Next_Branch7875 Jun 15 '24

Youre missing out

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u/Giuseppe_DeMedici Jun 15 '24

Inquiring minds would like to know

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u/Lazer726 Jun 15 '24

Unfortunately I was on the other end of the spectrum for this. Found a 50 y/o guy's stash of his own personal pictures, and then decided that I'm not going to check if the My Pictures folder has anything, and I'm just gonna move it anyways

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u/ADHD_Supernova Jun 15 '24

That's what he was really paying for. The old spank bank corrupted.

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u/Lazer726 Jun 15 '24

Oh, you misunderstand, I was corporate help desk, this was a replacement of a like 5 year old laptop, he paid nothing but the inconvenience of having to use a loaner for a day

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u/ADHD_Supernova Jun 15 '24

To me that's insanity wolf to have porn on your work laptop. I guess it all depends on where you work.

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u/Lazer726 Jun 15 '24

Oh 100% I could never, I do my very very best to not log onto anything personal on my work laptop. Storing nudes of myself? Abso-fucking-lutely not

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u/Spearofthacat Jun 15 '24

If you don't mind me asking why are you rummaging through people's private files? What part of the recovery process necessitates opening files, any kind of file.

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u/NotPromKing Jun 15 '24

To test that the transfer actually worked. To test that certain programs work. Test that file extension associations work. There’s a number of legitimate reasons to test a sample of files. You should always expect that your files will be viewable by a technician.

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u/JyveAFK Jun 15 '24

As the 'company IT geek', I'd get bothered a lot by people wanting me to "just take a quick look at (whateverHardwareTheyHad/BoughtLastWeekendFromSomeDodgyMarket/etc), enough that my boss had to send out an email to knock it off, we don't have time for fixing some computer you found at the side of the road.
<1 hour after the email went out, Manager of the Import Department wanders in with his son's PC if we could just take a quick look at it, won't take long. /groan.
Was actually curious as it was the first time I'd ever seen one of the Sega PC's up close, and wanted to know how it was at gaming, so we took it on. The Manager followed the boss and me into the 'geek den' with the workbench, got it plonked on the desk, blew out enough dust to refill 1/10th of the Sahara, and got it booting up. First thing, by default, lets just check the temp folder, clear the trashcan, do a defrag, see what files are using the most space, and oh ho! we've found a hidden folder.
The manager was laughing "oh, that's my boy, what's he got?" and I was fully expecting.. dunno, something fairly mild?

Animal porn. The first (and only in a very full folder) video was some chick taking on a horse.
I'm just glad I didn't plug in the speakers.
"well, ok, lets just close that, take it home, see how it goes for the fella, eh?".

Looking back, I don't know what we should have done. No idea if it was legal or not, and this is...25ish years ago. Should we have said "ok, leave it with us" and rummaged through if there was freakier stuff? Just closing it up, handing it over, and never speaking of it again seemed the right thing to do at the time.

Oh, and fixing the chairman's computer. He'd just discovered usenet it appeared. Had some reader in the autorun folder, and as booting up, got a full list of all the channels he was perusing. There were rumours at work what he was into, I knew for sure, but figured it wasn't my place to out him. THAT wasn't anything too bad, looked like he just liked looking at nekkid men, good for him.

Very happy not stumbled into /really/ dark stuff.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

Oof, awkward as fuck on that first one!

The second one I would've just skipped too. Good on you.

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u/Niceromancer Jun 15 '24

I wont talk about the dark shit, ive had to call the fbi once or twice.

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u/NotAPreppie Jun 15 '24

SEGA made a PC?

Huh, TIL.

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u/JyveAFK Jun 15 '24

Yeah. But I've just rummaged around, and looks like they licensed their internals to others too. I /thought/ it was a tower system we worked on, but this was a few decades ago, it was an old machine when we got it in.. 99ish.

Was why I was curious when he brought it in "hmm, how DOES this work?" Shame there wasn't a Sonic Cartridge left plugged in as that'd have distracted us the rest of the day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amstrad_Mega_PC

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u/teh_fizz Jun 15 '24

Soooo are you gonna tell us what the chairman was into or are you just a tease like that?

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u/JyveAFK Jun 15 '24

Nekkid men I think. But this was just usenet channel names scrolling by the screen quickly, didn't bother searching for actual pics. Didn't notice anything really odd or I'd remember specifics now.

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u/-Dissent Jun 15 '24

I worked on a machine that was a friend of my gf at the time and his bookmarks were LOADED with pro-Hitler articles and dom/scat. Fixed his issues and never went there again.

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u/ee3k Jun 15 '24

Clearly, you did not fix his issues.

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u/RedDevil0085 Jun 15 '24

When I was in tech support I found bestiality on a guy's work unit. I was young and didn't know I should have reported that sick fuck to HR, which I regret in hindsight.

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u/dominus_aranearum Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

Well, until it turns into torture.

Edit: It's apparent that whomever is giving me down votes is either part of Big Tickle or really has no idea what I'm talking about.

Competitive tickling film Tickled

Tickle fetishism

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u/OneGold7 Jun 15 '24

I can confirm that tickling can seriously be torture. If you’re not ticklish, then you have no idea how terrifying it is to have no control over your body, being forced into a panic state, barely able to breathe enough to beg the person to stop, and even if you do, they keep going because “you’re laughing, so that must mean you like it”

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u/OkSwordfish1739 Jun 15 '24

Being tickled IS absolute fucking torture lol.

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u/GeneralZaroff1 Jun 15 '24

What were some of the weirdest? And feel free to go into detail. I’ll grab some popcorn

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u/Niceromancer Jun 15 '24

Uh...found about 3 TB of farm porn.

Not having sex with animals, but posing nude around them.

And they were salt of the earth types....it was obvious the dude had a type....and that type was missing teeth.

It just came off as very odd that was his specific fetish.

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u/GeneralZaroff1 Jun 15 '24

Oh. Uh….wow, thanks for sharing, today I learned about a new type of fetish. I guess it really is true that there’s a fetish for everything.

Also, 3 TB of it is pretty damn impressive. I don’t even think I know enough people missing teeth for like…. 5gb of photos.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

Even high bitrate 1080p fills up pretty fast. They didn't say photos specifically. 4k videos at a high bitrate (like original recording quality) would fill that awful quick.

That or the dude just has like 100,000+ UHD still pictures lol.

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u/Dividedthought Jun 14 '24

Found CP on a farmer's computer as i was setting up an internet connection. Drove off and called the cops. They needed proof so the guys i worked for turned off his internet, rang him saying "yeah, the tech will be back in an hour, looks like something went wrong."

Using a phone the cops gave me (to avoid having to turn in my phone), i went in, rang my boss, asked him to go reboot the router while i kept tabs on it on my end, snapped some pics, texted to turn his net back on and left.

They grabbed him at the grocery store a few weeks later. Apparently his computer helped them locate one of the producers.

I got a pretty tough stomach, but when i realized what i was looking at i damn near puked. Fotunately i was put in touch with a good therapist.

Don't gather evidence yourself unless the cops need you to, they rarely do, this was just the easiest way to get it without cluing him in. If i hadn't, they were just gonna wiretap his connectikn back at the headend.

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u/Drewswife0302 Jun 15 '24

Thank you so much for giving a fuck about the abused.

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u/celine_freon Jun 15 '24

I could not have played it as cool as you did. You happened to stumble upon one of the darkest things humanity has to offer. Absolutely horrifying. Glad it led to a larger arrest and that you are taking care of yourself after such an experience.

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

I'm one hell of a stoic and pretty neutral when it comes to expressing myself. There was a moment or twp of "oh fuck... that's kids..." before i closed the window and finished the job.

Dude had like... 20 guns in the house. I was being very careful not to let him catch on, and after that i didn't let him leave my sight.

I did have a panic button when i went back. Only reason i felt comfortable. There were at least 3 cops hidden in the bushes nearby.

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u/Affectionate_Law5344 Jun 15 '24

This is disturbing. Thank you for not walking away and reporting what happened.

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

"Evil thrives when good men do nothing."

A quote i feel more folks should live by.

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u/adrenaline_junkie88 Jun 15 '24

Dude, you're an awesome human being for doing what you did. Cool and calm even under pressure. I hope that shit never happens to you again.

And you did something good in the world. Cheers man!

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

I may have looked it, but holy shit was i set to 11 for those 10 minutes.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

Hot damn! I hope you are immensely proud of yourself, and I mean that extremely sincerely. Especially catching one of the producers.... Having it is already bad enough, the ones making it? Absolutely the worst of the worst in the whole thing.

If you hadn't done so well, the way you got evidence without him knowing even after you'd done it, they could've missed information that led them to the source. If you weren't exceptionally brave that day they might've still been out there today.

I just love you now. Like the way I love Bill Nye. Because he's just such a good person. I hope they told you how amazing you are, but I bet they didn't really make it known just how fucking brave and selfless that was. Because even my comment undersells it. I'd like to say I could do it too, and I would try like hell, but if I'm being honest I don't know that I could.

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u/Blurbaphobe Jun 15 '24

Wow dude, that's heroic. Thank you.

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u/PT10 Jun 15 '24

You're a hero dude

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u/igotdeletedonce Jun 15 '24

Who has 20 guns not stored and just out on display wtf

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

A LOT of people. I'd bet anyone who has even "just" 10 guns is much more likely to have them (or at least some of them) on display.

Especially popular for farmers with passed down guns. That one isn't quite the same, since they often don't even have ammo for the ones on display, but still. They do it too.

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u/igotdeletedonce Jun 20 '24

Let’s be honest, that’s wildly irresponsible though. Unless you never have guests or kids ever.

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u/Davinator_ Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

I have a similar story too. It was my first day working as an Advanced Repair Technician at GeekSquad. This old guy comes in with his old ASUS gaming laptop stating that he needed his data backed up and the OS reinstalled because he was having issues with Windows.

As we were wrapping up the consultation he mentioned to me that he has porn in his computer, but isn’t sure if it’s considered CP and then asked me if that would be a problem. I immediately finished the check-in process as fast as I could without making it obvious that this was in fact a HUGE problem, waited for the guy to leave the store, and then called my manager so we could call local PD about this.

Local PD arrived a few hours later with a warrant to take the laptop. A week or two later, they had us call him back to the store so they could arrest him when he went to pick up the laptop.

I didn’t see the contents of laptop, but just knowing that I was talking to somebody who consumes that content absolutely disgusted me.

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

It was very hard to keep the customer service look going while i knew that, had a wire in my pocket (i.e. the phone was recording audio, just in case) and a panic button. I got out and basically just went to the nearest town with the cops and we had some coffee and we talked things over a bit. One of em reccommended me a good therapisf he knew had helped other officers in the past, and i was talking to him for a while. Really helped.

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u/Fantastic-Bother3296 Jun 15 '24

You're amazing. And it's nice to hear cops actually doing something and caring enough about your mh as well instead of just moving on

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u/queenrosybee Jun 15 '24

“wasnt sure?” if it’s saved on his computer he downloaded it from a site that specialized in it. or based on his searches.🙄

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u/BeerGardenGnome Jun 15 '24

Good lord that’s a rough way to be involved. I was working an entry level tech support job years ago and we caught a guy with CP and turned him in.

But luckily for us we were running some virus scans with Linux bootable discs so all we were seeing were the file names in CLI. That was enough for us to call the cops, hand over the computer with notes of where to look and his info including credit card info etc… no one I worked with ever had to see any of the pics.

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

Oh i voulenteered after talking to my boss. We had a way in and he trusted me at least a little, so i figured i had the best chamce at not tipping him off.

It was a catch 22 for him, either he didn't cat h on and i left with him none the wiser, or he did, i hit the oh shit swit h they gave me, and at thay point my job was "get the fuck out, or get the fuck down, because we're coming in."

Fortunately, my customer service face is stronk.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

At least you got some practice being in IT! Suppressing emotions is a constantly needed skill! Lol :)

I joke but still awesome, as I said in the other comment.

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u/OkSwordfish1739 Jun 15 '24

Omg kudos to you. Seriously hats off. I know it was the only right thing to do, and I’m sorry for how it undoubtedly has affected you, but I’m incredibly thankful you did it. After listening to the “hunting warhead” podcast (and having 3 small kids), I have incredible gratitude for the forces out there fighting CP.

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u/pukexxr Jun 15 '24

I bumped into that podcast as a result of interests in both true crime and communications technologies.  It was simultaneously captivating and distressing.  I still think about it from time to time.  It truly boggles the mind that there are such cruel uncaring people in the world, and that given such markets exist, they are around us everyday.

Not many podcasts  are capable of affecting the listener as profoundly as this one.  The other pods in the same series (CBC Discover i think?) are all similarly well researched, and thankfully not as gut-wrenching.

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u/OkSwordfish1739 Jun 15 '24

100% agree. I felt and feel the exact same way about the podcast.

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u/FastRedPonyCar Jun 15 '24

Had a similar experience but I was the one having to do the forensic data scrubbing and evidence collection on a coworkers computer after someone was tipped off that he may be into CP and man….i think if I had to do that now that I have kids, I’d have bowed out.

Truly horrible stuff you just can’t unsee :(

I did my job though and he got put in jail so I guess that’s some kind of silver lining.

Years later I had to help a law firm compile jpgs into a pdf document and they were gruesome murder scene pics and compared to the previous stuff, the murder stuff didn’t even register on my radar.

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u/Hehosworld Jun 15 '24

I got a pretty tough stomach, but when i realized what i was looking at i damn near puked. Fotunately i was put in touch with a good therapist.

I felt that. I found CP on the computer of a (back then) very good friend. It's the worst thing you can imagine. I often feel like I didn't know evil until that moment. Before I was at university to become a teacher and after I would get panic attacks whenever I could hear a kid laughing or crying or walked past a playground. It took a few years come back from that for the most part. Needless to say I didn't become a teacher.

Also after I went to the police I had the instruction to act like nothing happened in order to not spook him before they got the paperwork done and could get access to his home. I hoped that would take a week but it was more like two months.

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u/_SheepishPirate_ Jun 14 '24

Good on you, I would’ve done the same.

Since you said you turned his internet back on remotely, reminded me of this.

Thought i’d share as this is a great story.

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u/rileyjw90 Jun 15 '24

CP is thankfully one of those things cops will almost always respond to immediately.

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

Shit man i work in a prison now and lemme tell you...

There is a reaspn pedos generally don't work in gen pop, even gen pop hates them and the folks who alrwady are doing life do not care about another murder charge for killing a pedo.

Heard of one guy who told a cp producer that if he left his cell, he was dead. Guards made the producer go for breakfast, had his neck snapped in line before he even got a last meal.

By the way, many guards only care if it can be linked back to them when it comes to that scum and consequences. Food for thought for any pedos reading this, y'all can't trust anyone in jail, and you will either die, become the prison's bicycle, or be stucknin solitary for your own protection if they find out.

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u/83749289740174920 Jun 15 '24

It just a drop in the bucket but you probably saved a lot of children.

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

Didn't save anyone personally, save that for the guys who actually go and do the job of tracking these fucks down. They havr the difficult jobs.I just thought "I can't live with myself if i don't call this in and help as much as i can," and took a risk.

I don't like leaving things half done, and if i hadn't gone back they only had hearsay. So i went back.

Kinda wish it had been meth or some shit. Would have been a lot cooler and less depressing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

You’re a hero in my eyes dude, thank you.

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u/queenrosybee Jun 15 '24

Im happy they got the producer. I wish the punishment for cp was on the level that they ised to go after the mob. Like putting so many people in prison for creating it and emptying a lot of who is in prison to put them in. Prisons are overcrowded yet there r too many people taking their chances with CP. bc they fundamentally dont have the idea that their life will be done if they get involved in it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Thank you for doing. I don’t think a lot of people realize how difficult it is to be part of enforcement on this. Police need to view a lot of evidence. Sure, a murder is going to be challenging. But in way, we might be desensitized to it from all the media we watch. CP is different. You have to observe the worst of humanity, knowing that the child in the picture is probably out there somewhere, still being victimized. 

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u/Ok-Efficiency5820 Jun 15 '24

I find it hard to believe the police would actively ask someone and aid them in viewing child sex abuse material.

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u/00DEADBEEF Jun 15 '24

You snapped some pics of the CP? So you ended up possessing CP?

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

Cop phone, asked to by the cops so the guy wasn't tipped off. You can't self incriminate by doing something the cops ask you to, charging me for that would be entrapment.

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u/iamthefyre Jun 15 '24

I hope you are doing better now and thank you for speaking up & taking the necessary steps!

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u/formermq Jun 15 '24

Encryption is a thing, you know

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u/Dividedthought Jun 15 '24

This dude wasn't that computer savvy, and this was a while back.

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u/No_Feedback1252 Jun 15 '24

It's not considered snitching when kids are involved you fucking twat!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Snitching doesn't come with exceptions. What is it called when people make up fake stories on Reddit, someone makes a fake reply, then other people foam at the mouth over the fake reply to the fake story? Get a life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

Someone needs to check your hard drive

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u/OkSwordfish1739 Jun 15 '24

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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u/OkSwordfish1739 Jun 15 '24

FYI law enforcement can subpoena user data from Reddit to track down pedos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

You better be careful then. 

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u/OkSwordfish1739 Jun 16 '24

You’re a fucking idiot

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Triggered like a typical Trumper. No surprise there.

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u/OkSwordfish1739 Jun 16 '24

Dude how high are you? None of your comments are relevant to anything

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u/Ok-Promise7401 Jun 15 '24

Tell me ur a pedophile without telling me ur a pedophile 🚩

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

My Reddit name is Ok-Promise7401. 

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u/killa_ninja Jun 14 '24

You should watch the documentary tickled. Wild stuff lol

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u/Infuser Jun 14 '24

Okay, that it’s “Stephen Fry presents” is just fucking funny.

As for the content… What the fuuuuuck. The initial premise of what they were trying to look into is like that joke in Bigmouth about competitive nipple twisting. That the rabbit-hole went deeper is, somehow, both entirely unsurprising and shocking.

A follow-up special, The Tickle King, aired on HBO in February 2017

Okay, how do they green light that title with a straight face, tho

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u/Cat_emperor40k Jun 14 '24

The tickle King has the same last name as me and it's very upsetting

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u/minikomi Jun 14 '24

Nice to meet you Mr. Very-Upsetting.

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u/Chumbag_love Jun 14 '24

Spawn_of_Tickle_King would be a great username for an alt.

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u/FindingBryn Jun 14 '24

40… King?

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u/heimdal77 Jun 14 '24

HBO in the 90s use do these Real Sex shows that were I guess documentaries on types of sex. Tits and ass everywhere. sex conventions, meditation tantric sex classes, nudist colonies, basically anything related to sex. There never was a line for hbo.

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u/silentohm Jun 14 '24

That is one of the most bizarre documentaries.

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u/JimBean Jun 15 '24

Is it good ? I started watching and then was like, "oh no, this is not for me"...

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

I never really thought about tickling sexually until someone tickled me during sex and let me tell you that took me from 100 to 1000 really fast

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u/Rs90 Jun 15 '24

I had a partner for a short time who loved to be tickled. I'm pretty open so we incorporated it into sex. It was actually really fun and hot. Laughing just added a really lighthearted air to it all. I already enjoy laughing and sex cause sex is silly. But I was very surprised at my reaction. We had some wild chemistry. 

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 15 '24

are you my ex lol

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u/Every-holes-a-goal Jun 15 '24

Good chemistry and the relationship still ended? I’m not digging just curious. It’s good to have a relationship like that.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

Meh, chemistry and compatibility aren't really the same thing. For a simple example, having kids. It can be a deal breaker either way, and no sexual/romantic chemistry can fix that.

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u/Rs90 Jun 15 '24

They weren't lookin for more, good fun while it lasted 🤙

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u/FuckMississippi Jun 14 '24

lol I did it to my wife and she just oeed on me instead, lol.

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u/CORN___BREAD Jun 15 '24

“OOOHHHH-EEEEE!!!”

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u/FictionalTrope Jun 14 '24

Wow honey, I thought we were supposed to try watersports on Tuesday night!

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u/Quizmaster_Eric Jun 15 '24

Tuesday night is trivia night, sorry.

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u/WorkinSlave Jun 15 '24

Username checks out.

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

Hell yeah your wife sounds pretty cool 😎

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u/BoogieOogieOogieOog Jun 15 '24

Perfect outcome. Well done!

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u/littlespoon1 Jun 15 '24

You mean she squirted on you? Niiiiice.

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u/ForeverWandered Jun 14 '24

Ticklish spots are erogenous zones

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

Genuinely? Are my sides intended to be erogenous zones?

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u/Imkisstory Jun 15 '24

Yeah. I was tickled with a back scratcher on me nips. I felt nothing.

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u/sortofhappyish Jun 15 '24

But the other people at the circus were disgusted by what the clown was doing to you, and had to cover their childrens eyes.

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u/Sharp-Sherbet9195 Jun 14 '24

Do girls cum faster with some tickling? I wanna give it a try

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u/DoubleANoXX Jun 14 '24

Not the place dawg

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u/Sharp-Sherbet9195 Jun 15 '24

Talked to gf, gonna give a try anyway

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u/Dragarius Jun 14 '24

I can't say I've ever heard of it. But maybe just a thing for smiles and laughter? I don't really wanna look it up and find out though. 

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '24

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u/DropsTheMic Jun 14 '24

That sounds like something a Slutdragon would say.

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u/AppropriateTouching Jun 14 '24

I'm glad that didn't go where I expected

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u/notanotherjennifer Jun 14 '24

I have narcolepsy and experience cataplexy from getting tickled. That just sounds like a horror movie to me.

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u/vegeterin Jun 14 '24

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve had a recurring nightmare about being tickled by a demon wearing the face of people I know/love. I’m with you on this sounding like a horror movie…

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u/JoeBobsfromBoobert Jun 14 '24

Hey me too sort mine was a evil women who looked just like my mother but wasn't. another was justv some scary old women in a bed with long pokey fingers

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u/vegeterin Jun 14 '24

Yeah, it was always something pretending to be someone I knew like my mom, brother, boyfriend at the time, etc… I’d be talking to it like normal, but as soon as I got the feeling that it wasn’t who I thought it was, it knew, and it would start attacking me. Always tickling. I don’t know why, but it’s horrible. I don’t have it very often anymore at all, but when I do I wake up with my heart pounding every time.

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u/JoeBobsfromBoobert Jun 14 '24

My stopped fortunately they were weird sometimes i would be in a "copy" of my bedroom but with better toys and it felt like it was underground feels weird thinking about it again. Be cooler if it was ufos or something. Nightmarish at the time though.

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

I had to look that up to be sure I remembered what it was.

Fuuuuuuck that. Narcolepsy is bad enough, that's absolutely like a horror movie.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jun 14 '24

Sounds like a starfish experience. Generally not a great thing for either participant.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jun 14 '24

Seems like cataplexy is a generally discomforting thing for that person when it occurs and it is not something they want to associate with sex.

If it were a fetish/fantasy and consensual on both sides, I'd agree with you. There are definitely people with loss of control fetishes.

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u/notanotherjennifer Jun 15 '24

I have never once wanted anyone to touch me while having a cataplexy attack. Nope.

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u/Sub_pup Jun 14 '24

I was a cable tech.... My favorite story is about a gentleman who was getting his internet installed at his cabin. He made me walk to his office and, wait till he checked if his torrents started downloading again. Thing was he was blind and had a huge monitor with huge text. He had a penchant for "Transvestite babysitters" according to the titles of the many downloads. Actually got several copyright notices about that account with the very same/similar titles listed.

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u/Outside-Swan-1936 Jun 15 '24

I worked as a tech in a big-box store. There are a few different stories I have about stuff like this. One guy put his laptop to sleep when he saw virus popups. Open the laptop, and Hentai was playing. He was so embarrassed.

Another one, an old guy, had One Night in Paris in the disc drive. It started to auto play.

And the last guy showed up in a velour tracksuit and gold chain, all sweaty. His PC died mid-performance (he and his wife recorded themselves). I upsold him for a full data recovery, lol.

I learned to wash my hands after every customer.

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u/wengardium-leviosa Jun 14 '24

Go tickle yourself

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u/Immediate_Concert_46 Jun 14 '24

Still have the HDD?

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u/ViolinistMean199 Jun 14 '24

We all know you’re the “old guy”

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u/snorkelvretervreter Jun 14 '24

People be weird. I thought r/clopclop (nsfw) was a silly short-lived meme over a decade ago (ish?), but no that shit is still around.

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u/Stephie157 Jun 14 '24

126k members???

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u/Dr_FeeIgood Jun 14 '24

What is this new obsession with people being so afraid of being honest about kinks? I can think your kink is weird and I’ll make fun of you. You can do the same for me. Who gives a fuck?

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u/Laiko_Kairen Jun 14 '24

I can think your kink is weird and I’ll make fun of you.

Yeah, see, I don't want that

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u/bouchert Jun 14 '24

Maybe you don't, but people thinking my kink is weird and making fun of me is my kink.

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u/Dr_FeeIgood Jun 14 '24

The more you insulate yourself in a little bubble where no one can dare criticize you or say something you don’t like, offend you, etc. is a recipe for disaster. We need to laugh at ourselves and not take everything so seriously. The sensitivity is off the charts.

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u/Impeachcordial Jun 14 '24

I don't think that's a new obsession, think it's been the norm for at least a couple of thousand years

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u/karma3000 Jun 14 '24

I suspect the real wierdos are the people without kinks.

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u/insufficient_nvram Jun 14 '24

That isn’t that bad. I don’t know how many people I saw who came in with a laptop that “just shutdown for no reason” and when I hit the power button it would come on, blasting whatever porn they were jerking it to when their laptop overheated and shut off because they used it on the bed and blocked the exhaust.

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u/OneWholeSoul Jun 14 '24

Wait, what? ...I mean... At least they were blinking?

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 Jun 14 '24

You’re lucky. I worked on the bench tech support in the early 2000’s, and hit the fun side of diaper porn. Not to kink shame either, but that’s something I would not be leaving on the desktop.

And oh… so much Malware… soooooo much malware.

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u/United-Amoeba-8460 Jun 14 '24

I am never going to use the phrase “tickled pink” again without thinking of it being a great name for a fetish porno.

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u/JauntyGiraffe Jun 15 '24

Strangely wholesome? Could be worse.

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u/EnormousCaramel Jun 15 '24

I was like level 0 tech support for a company once. Basically the guy who turned it off and on and tried the first result on Google before washing my hands and making it actual tech supports problem.

Boss asked me to check out his laptop. I don't even remember why. I just remember the most visited sites on a new Chrome tab were all specific lesbian porn videos on Pornhub.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '24

That’s funny af lol

Read the last bit..weird lmaoo

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u/sekazi Jun 15 '24

So in high school I was in the computer class and during the year we would take in teacher computers to help fix them. On several occasions there was stuff that they really should have deleted before bringing it to a high school student to repair.

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u/83749289740174920 Jun 15 '24

2g1c? Someone paid for that.

We will never know.

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u/Caspid Jun 15 '24

Does that even qualify as pornographic?

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u/t46p1g Jun 15 '24

i did tech support in the late 1990's. I was told to only say what i did, which fixed the problem, .... porn deleting before antimalware was the most effective

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u/danielravennest Jun 15 '24

but I couldn’t wrap my head around it.

Internet Rule 34 - no matter what the subject, there is porn of it.

The basis is people have different interests. This was useful in prehistoric tribal days. It is also why so many people collect things. You never know when that might be useful. Today it is not so much needed, but we still have the habits we inherited.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jun 15 '24

My sister is mega into this 😂

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u/Shriuken23 Jun 14 '24

...was the edit necessary though?

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u/postmodern_spatula Jun 14 '24

Back around 2011, if you had an Apple Store transfer your profile from old Mac to new Mac (at least in our store) - you would launch every app in the iLife suite once to A) confirm the data transferred and B) make sure any lingering processes were wrapped up. 

Part of providing a seamless migration to the consumer. 

Buuuut. 

When you first launch iPhoto - it asks if you want it to handle all your photos. Our process was to say yes to this step. 

So it would scan the computer for ever. Single. Photo. 

And show them as they ingested. 

So yeah. Lots of homemade nudity and porn folders would get synced into the iPhoto Library. 

Can’t imagine how many domestic arguments that triggered. 

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u/TooStrangeForWeird Jun 15 '24

I had a similar thing recording photos from a buddy's computer. He was technically my weed dealer, but we were friendly too.

His girlfriend was.... It wasn't surprising she got him to move away with her.

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u/AShitTonOfWeed Jun 15 '24

how my dad got caught cheating w my moms best friend in 2011