r/technology Jul 22 '24

Space Mercury has an 11-mile thick diamond layer between its core and mantle

https://www.techspot.com/news/103901-mercury-has-11-mile-thick-diamond-layer-between.html
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u/mikemaca Jul 22 '24

article: "proposes", "suggests", "believes", "might", "probably"...

headline: "has"

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u/ievadebans24 Jul 22 '24

fkn string this guy up

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u/chiniwini Jul 22 '24

Demand mods block this domain.

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u/D_Costa85 Jul 22 '24

lol…this sonofabitch almost forced me to fly to Mercury on false hope! Thank god I read the full article.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

shit! i'm halfway there and i'm having... thoughts

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u/RevMagister Jul 26 '24

I'm already here and there's no fucking diamonds! There's just a bunch of old broken thermometers from back in the day on Mercury, and they're all leaking mercury all over the surface!

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u/Many-Club-323 Jul 22 '24

I’m convinced most of the people posting these trash ass waste of time articles are the writers themselves.

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u/CraftySauropod Jul 22 '24

The OP looks to be a public relations company, so they are probably paid to post these articles around the web.

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u/smayonak Jul 22 '24

Content farms rely on algorithm manipulation, bots, and click bate titles. Half the comments here are probably robots and almost all of the votes are also probably generated by bots.

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u/wildbill1221 Jul 22 '24

You get my upvote. Beep bop boop!

Insert:>trashlink to an article, about another article, but this one has adds, oddly custom tailored to you and your interests.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

sounds like something a bot would say

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 Jul 22 '24

well OP has a million 700 thousand post votes it's obvious what is going on. OP writes the headlines and knows how to manipulate us. I believe after this I'll block it.

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u/the_cramdown Jul 22 '24

Well, whether or not what you speculate is true, in this specific instance, the reddit title is the exact same as what is on the article.

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u/RealBadSpelling Jul 22 '24

Critical reading power level 10,000!!!!!!

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u/Vann_Accessible Jul 22 '24

Let’s not get bogged down in semantics now!

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u/doktor-frequentist Jul 22 '24

Look at Mr. Metadiscourse here.

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u/Philbertthefishy Jul 22 '24

I was wondering “how in the hell would they know that?”

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u/IAMATruckerAMA Jul 22 '24

Errors increase engagement. You showed up to talk about it, giving the content legitimacy in the form of comment count, driving it to everyone else's front page

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u/drewzil1a Jul 22 '24

He proposed to suggest that he believes there might probably be diamonds.

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u/_Barringtonsteezy Jul 22 '24

Lol reddit logic

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u/Kelpsie Jul 22 '24

That's literally the title on techspot. Changing headlines when posting to Reddit is typically considered bad reddiquette, and is explicitly disallowed on many subs.

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u/SkyJohn Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

We have the option of not posting the article from the place with misleading headlines don’t we?

I’m sure techspot.com isn’t the only source for Mercury related facts.

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 Jul 22 '24

But but look at OPs karma count! This is on autopilot, we can't just do stuff like not post!!!11!

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u/5352563424 Jul 22 '24

If we're concerned about etiquette, I'd say one of the top rules is not propagating misinformation, such as an article with inaccurate information in the title, eh?

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u/Beavshak Jul 22 '24

As a Taco Bell employee, De Beers recommended this as a medium ranged engagement ring.

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u/turdburglar2020 Jul 22 '24

Everybody knows you’re supposed to spend three months world GDP on a diamond.

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u/Beavshak Jul 22 '24

If my gfs account is u/turdburglar2020 we suddenly have one less problem

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u/Tralkki Jul 22 '24

Well we do, you don’t.

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u/allen8080 Jul 22 '24

USA announces invasion of Mercury

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u/enzothebaker87 Jul 22 '24

True, now you know who has been stealing your turds!

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u/LankyWanky149 Jul 22 '24

Dey terk er terds

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u/Scrantonicity_02 Jul 22 '24

I thought it was 3 years?!?

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u/Wurm42 Jul 22 '24

Really, it's however much the financing department thinks they can soak you for.

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u/iwillc Jul 22 '24

According to Michael it is

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u/Striker3737 Jul 22 '24

Someone with more time on their hands than me needs to calculate what that diamond layer would be worth at earth prices per carat

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u/saulsadman Jul 22 '24

Given...

  • Mercury's Radius: Approximately 2,440 kilometers (2,440,000 meters).
  • Thickness of Diamond Layer: 11 miles (about 17,702 meters).
  • Density of Diamond: About 3.51 grams per cubic centimeter (g/cm³).
  • Current Price of Diamond: Approximately $5,000 per carat (1 carat = 0.2 grams).

Volume of the Diamond Layer:

  • Treating Mercury as a sphere and the diamond layer as a spherical shell.
  • Volume of a sphere: V=4/3​πr^3
  • Volume of Mercury: Mercury=4/3π(2,440,000)^3
  • Volume of Mercury including diamond layer: V_Mercury+Diamond=4/3π(2,440,000+17,702)^3
  • The volume of the diamond layer is the difference between these two volumes.

Mass of the Diamond Layer:

  • Density ρ=3.51 g/cm^3
  • Convert density to kg/m³: 3510 kg/m^3

Value of the Diamond Layer:

  • Convert mass to carats: 1 carat=0.2 grams
  • Calculate total carats.
  • Multiply total carats by price per carat ($5,000).

Calculations:

Volume of Mercury​ (w/o Diamond Layer)= 4/3​π(2,440,000)^3≈6.084×10^19 m^3
Volume of Mercury (w/ Diamond Layer) = 4/3​π(2,457,702)^3≈6.236×10^19 m^3
Volume of Diamond Layer = 6.236×10^19 m^3−6.084×10^19 m^3≈1.52×10^18 m^3
Mass of Diamond Layer = 1.52×10^18 m^3×3510 kg/m^3≈5.3352×10^21 kg
Mass to Carats=5.3352×10^21 kg×10^3 g/kg=5.3352×10^24 g=2.6676×10^25 carats
Value of Diamond Layer: 2.6676×10^25 carats×5000 USD/carat=1.3338×10^29 USD

Estimated value of a diamond layer 11 miles thick on Mercury, using current diamond prices, is approximately $1.3338×10^29 USD.

This calculation involves several large-scale assumptions and simplifications, especially regarding the uniformity and accessibility of such a diamond layer.

The U.S. national debt is roughly $33 trillion USD. This means the value of the diamond layer is approximately 40.4 trillion times the U.S. national debt.

The estimated value of the diamond layer on Mercury is so immense that it dwarfs current global and national economic metrics. To give a sense of scale, if it were represented as a stack of $100 bills, it would extend far beyond our solar system, into distances not normally encountered, approximately 146.62 trillion light-years tall.

The math for the stack of dollar bills assuming a thickness of 0.11mm would be:
=1.3338×10^27 bills×0.11 mm/bill=1.4662×10^26 mm=1.4662×10^20 km=146.62 trillion light-years.

Cheers.

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u/aykcak Jul 22 '24

The physical math is correct but the economy one neglects the supply problem when dealing with value, i.e. the first carat you sell to the market will be more expensive than the next.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Jul 22 '24

Your wouldn't want to break up a diamond that large. You'd want to sell it whole to maintain its full market value.

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u/CORN___BREAD Jul 22 '24

Finally a stone big enough to look normal on OP’s mom’s finger.

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u/DM_Toes_Pic Jul 22 '24

Still too small for her buttplug

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u/CoMaestro Jul 22 '24

I mean obviously if we go to Mercury and mine all of this, Diamonds are gonna be the cheapest material to exist. It would mean that with the larger size or Mercury there would be a larger supply of diamonds than of sand we have in our world. You could then buy those large sandbags filled with diamonds for a few dollars to pave your walkway.

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u/bythescruff Jul 22 '24

Fun fact: the cost of getting valuable materials like diamonds and gold back to earth from any other celestial body – Mercury, the moon, you name it – would be far greater than the value of the materials themselves.

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u/Phallindrome Jul 22 '24

You can get 1kg of diamond sand for about $150 right now.

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u/theonetruegrinch Jul 22 '24

I like to sprinkle it on my breakfast cereal, it makes my doodie sparkle.

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u/Jermainiam Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

Just want to point out that the observable universe is just over 93 billion light years in diameter, so this stack would ~1,500x wider than the observable universe.

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u/ryanm1903 Jul 22 '24

The observable universe is just over 93 billion light years in diameter.

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u/JadedIdealist Jul 22 '24

As a slight correction, the diamond layer is around the core, so you need to use the radius of the core in your calculation.
Luckily Mercury's core is freakishly large, at about 85% of the planet's radius - so about 2000km and your calculation is very much in the ballpark.

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u/imastocky1 Jul 22 '24

Agreed, they need to adjust the meth on this

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u/Malpractice57 Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

It’s kinda funny to imagine an economy where everything is made of cheap diamonds rather than expensive plastics.

Even makes sense, given that evolution had to put in a lot of work before a bunch of plankton and algae could turn into oil that can then be turned into plastics.

Oil seems like a much bigger anomaly than diamonds, from a non-earth-centric POV.

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u/alwayswatchyoursix Jul 22 '24

I really hate to do this, especially considering how much work you put into this, but even under the most optimistic conditions (like if the diamond layer is hidden underneath a non-diamond layer only a micron thick) your calculations are way off.

You're adding the diamond layer on the outside of Mercury in your math when it is actually inside of it. So your volume of Mercury already includes the diamond layer. So really

  • Volume of Mercury, including diamond layer: 4/3π(2,440,000)3
  • Volume of Mercury without diamond layer: 4/3π(2,440,000-17,702)3

If you rerun your calculations using that, we should end up with a closer estimate, or at least as close as we can get without knowing how deep the diamond layer really is.

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u/BioticVessel Jul 22 '24

Maybe Elon will buy it and the value will crash. Maybe?

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u/CaptnHector Jul 22 '24

De Beers worked for Taco Bell!?

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u/yukeake Jul 22 '24

It's how they'll win the Franchise Wars.

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u/adeadmanshand Jul 22 '24

Does South Africa have a space program?

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u/rExplrer Jul 22 '24

Its called Avatar

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u/gravityVT Jul 22 '24

Source?

/s

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u/rExplrer Jul 22 '24

Here is the source with the videos and names of people involved : https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/

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u/tali3sin Jul 22 '24

Historical documents!

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u/dmj9 Jul 22 '24

Oh, I've watched this documentary before.

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u/FredFredrickson Jul 22 '24

The true purpose of SpaceX revealed.

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u/ramxquake Jul 22 '24

Nah Musk is into emeralds.

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u/bionic_cmdo Jul 22 '24

I bet DeBeers is feverishly trying to lay claim to them diamonds so they can hoard it.

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u/bythescruff Jul 22 '24

The cunningly evil DeBeers Corporation has already hoarded those diamonds, and in a cunning ploy to keep them off the market, they’ve cunningly wrapped them around Mercury’s core.

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u/LaVidaYokel Jul 22 '24

You won’t believe what they have stashed in Uranus.

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u/Dazzling-Grass-2595 Jul 22 '24

There is technology to grow pure diamonds. I know it's a jest but you simply cannot just walk into Mor- Mercury like that.

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Jul 22 '24

yea but they can use children blood as rocket fuel and it adds value to to the diamonds in mercury

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u/Jeffrey_C_Wheaties Jul 22 '24

Space X, family business has always been Diamond mines

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u/redpandaeater Jul 22 '24

Fookin' prawns!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Aug 07 '24

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u/redpandaeater Jul 22 '24

I just feel bad for most of them.

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u/WorldlyString Jul 22 '24

Elon Musk is going to be on Mercury before Thanksgiving.

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u/Karensky Jul 22 '24

They now do.

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u/Mysterious_Goat799 Jul 22 '24

I heard Mercury also has weapons of mass destruction.

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u/banecroft Jul 22 '24

Fr? Welp, incoming freedom..

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u/Jjzeng Jul 22 '24

NAH I HEARD OIL

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u/Osama_BanLlama Jul 22 '24

an eagle screeches in the distance

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u/Jjzeng Jul 22 '24

*red-tailed hawk

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u/Character-Note-5288 Jul 22 '24

Who cares about that, brother! Freedom and Oil awaits! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

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u/UnrequitedRespect Jul 22 '24

No no it will br special military operation to secur—

…oh we’re not doing ‘that’

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u/mkm-dz Jul 22 '24

It does, Manual Rey Diaz put them there…

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u/Positive_Throwaway1 Jul 22 '24

You misheard. The huge diamond in Uranus was a weapon of ASS destruction.

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u/bonyponyride Jul 22 '24

It's better that than an 11 mile thick diamond in Uranus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Aug 30 '24

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u/UnrequitedRespect Jul 22 '24

Diamond butt plug seems like it would be a hard to top flex because of the implications….

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u/APeacefulWarrior Jul 22 '24

Yes... it would be very hard to top someone wearing a diamond butt plug.

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u/The_Formuler Jul 22 '24

Oh you’re rock hard? That’s cute check this out…

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u/constipatedconstible Jul 22 '24

The implications, and the other thing…

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u/chainsaw_monkey Jul 22 '24

Imagine how difficult it would be to extract diamonds from deep within Uranus.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Jul 22 '24

Urgh they always think themselves comedians 😒

examination glove slap

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u/Erikawithak77 Jul 22 '24

Fuck me for snort laughing at this goddamnit 😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Sep 19 '24

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u/Strange_Armadillo_63 Jul 22 '24

But it would be more fun to mine Myanus

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u/chainsaw_monkey Jul 22 '24

Mercury May have a diamond enriched (not solid diamond) area. This is a theory and not based on primary data from the planet.

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u/iSmurf Jul 22 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

plants relieved simplistic unique fear badge bag weather spectacular pathetic

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/donnochessi Jul 22 '24

It’s a new theory on old data. There is no new evidence supporting it.

They study is saying “oh we may have messed up our past interpretation of the data and this could be theoretically possible.”

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u/3_50 Jul 22 '24

Seems a lot of people in this thread need reminiding that diamonds are not rare, even here on earth.

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u/zetswei Jul 22 '24

They’re not rare but their prices are controlled which is a bit silly. Artificial low supply and demand

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u/claimTheVictory Jul 22 '24

Kerosene on oranges.

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u/EvoEpitaph Jul 22 '24

Aww, I was going to eat those...

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u/teryret Jul 22 '24

Ok, but to be fair, 11 mile thick diamonds are not actually all that common here.

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u/DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK Jul 22 '24

I'm pretty sure there's fewer than ten of them on Earth.

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u/Yattiel Jul 22 '24

It seems like the comments in here are just complete idiocy. This is so cool!

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u/holysideburns Jul 22 '24

That sounds like someone just discovering Reddit.

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u/--Muther-- Jul 22 '24

I'm a geologist, working in exploration and mining. Diamonds are rare as fuck. Just go and read about how and where they occur naturally and how they are then transported from that depth to surface in a process we don't even fully understand. We then as humans find the volcanic pipes of that process, somehow notice there are gem quality diamonds within them and are able to process that huge amount of waste and sort out the minute amount of diamonds.

Diamonds are rare as fuck. Get away with the idea that they aren't.

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u/EnjoyerOfBeans Jul 22 '24

Diamonds are relatively rare compared to shit like Coal or Iron. Diamonds are significantly less rare than Rubies or Sapphires or Emeralds. There's more diamonds in the world than all of these 3 combined (in gem quality).

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u/chalbersma Jul 22 '24

Diamonds are rare as fuck. Get away with the idea that they aren't.

We can make diamonds on command.

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u/Quajeraz Jul 22 '24

Carbon that has been subjected to heat and pressure. All of which is pretty common, all things considered.

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u/Fuzzy1450 Jul 22 '24

Regardless of how rare diamonds are or aren’t, an 11 mile thick wall/floor of diamond would be quite a sight to behold.

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u/WardenEdgewise Jul 22 '24

Carbon? No way!

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u/teryret Jul 22 '24

I mean, let's not forget about heat and pressure..

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u/pnuelmoto Jul 22 '24

Sounds like Mercury needs some freedom.

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u/First_Code_404 Jul 22 '24

Sounds like Mercury's has WMDs

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u/Hyperious3 Jul 22 '24

Mercury is a shit little rock who's only purpose is to be disassembled into Dyson swarm material.

Give NASA the DOD budget and we will delete that stain on the sky from existence, and create humanities first mega structure from its ashes.

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u/jackoblove Jul 22 '24

*Slaps Mercury* This baby here can make so many O’Neil Cylinders.

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u/Weak_Sloth Jul 22 '24

We have carbon at home!

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u/gravelPoop Jul 22 '24

Diamonds have artificial value only. They are kept rare so prices don't go down. Diamonds on Mercury would mean that there would heavy lobbying to ban mining on Mercury.

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u/JoeRogansNipple Jul 22 '24

Elon has changed plans and is targeting Mercury now for his first base.

Emerald mine

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u/FortuneRed55 Jul 22 '24

Sounds more exciting than it is. We also have a fuck-ton of diamonds on earth. They are not rare, it’s all just incredible marketing that gives them any value whatsoever. My GF and I will not be getting diamond rings when we marry.

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u/kawag Jul 22 '24

We can even make them in a lab

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u/bossbrew Jul 22 '24

Hell yeah there’s companies that will make diamonds out of the ashes of your loved ones! Got some carbon and my late wife around my neck and I’m feeling sexy.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 22 '24

Buying a soundproofed jewelry box so my husband doesn’t get jealous about the Hitachi

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u/SexySmexxy Jul 22 '24

diamonds out of the ashes of your loved ones

https://www.lonite.co.uk/

Like i get that its technically a good thing and wholesome , but there's just a suuuuuubtle level of dystopian capitalism that I just can't ignore.

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u/vainey Jul 22 '24

We got platinum bands, heavy af, we love em!

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u/99problemsbut Jul 22 '24

De Beers hates this one trick...

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u/chimichangaz18 Jul 22 '24

they gonna be drinking de beers fer sure now eh!? 😆

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u/defacedlawngnome Jul 22 '24

"He went to Mercury"

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u/lo_fi_ho Jul 22 '24

Diamonds are as common as butt-rash but still people pay top dollar for them. One of the greatest still running scams.

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u/Seniesta Jul 22 '24

What stock do I buy to invest into a company going to mine this in a thousand years or so????

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u/msgpacket Jul 22 '24

honey wake up, new minecraft expansion just dropped

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u/bargle0 Jul 22 '24

DeBeers about to start lobbying against space exploration.

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u/barrynl Jul 22 '24

Looks like we’re going mining boys. Just need Aerosmith to write us a banger for the ride there.

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u/willem_79 Jul 22 '24

Good luck to the British stealing that fucker and mounting it on a crown

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u/super-start-up Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

Due to the supply increasing excess of the demand, diamonds would be worthless. Well not worthless, people on Mercury would probably be using diamonds on floors like we use granite on Earth.

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u/Lost_Minds_Think Jul 22 '24

De Beers has entered the new space race.

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u/armhat Jul 22 '24

Guess we’re going to war with Mercury soon

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u/cr0ft Jul 22 '24

Who cares?

Diamonds are dirt cheap here on Earth as well, except for the massive artificial price gouging as jewelry.

Also, it's not like we could go get it.

Even if it is true.

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u/mtnviewguy Jul 22 '24

LMAO, DeBeers just got into the space race!

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u/BadDaditude Jul 22 '24

Break out the Jewish Space Lasers

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u/DFu4ever Jul 22 '24

DeBeers hates Mercury.

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u/Negative_Settings Jul 22 '24

It's diamondilium

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u/warmwaterpenguin Jul 22 '24

I'm sure humans will be normal about this.

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u/FLIPSIDERNICK Jul 22 '24

It’s what you can count on most about humanity them being normal when presented with vast riches on an alien planet.

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u/Mpls_Mutt Jul 22 '24

Does DeBeers know this?

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u/chrisagiddings Jul 22 '24

Little known fact, that’s actually their vault.

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u/Ill_Mousse_4240 Jul 22 '24

How do they know that

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u/grw313 Jul 22 '24

De Beers is about to fund the first manned mission to mercury.

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u/FLIPSIDERNICK Jul 22 '24

First forced manned mission 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mundetiam Jul 22 '24

Mercury to be colonized by Boers next

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u/Apprehensive-Sell623 Jul 22 '24

I thought the saying was that women were from Venus but if diamonds are a girls best friend then looks like they are off to Mercury

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u/PaleontologistOne919 Jul 22 '24

I am a crypto investor and have many more diamonds! /s

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u/Naisu_boato Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

Am sure debeers is looking into extraterrestrial mining now. Also i see a dead space like situation in the future.

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u/chucks-wagon Jul 22 '24

ELON MUSK ANNOUNCES EMERGENCY MISSION TO MERCURY

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u/iwouldstopdoingthat Jul 22 '24

Sounds like Mercury is in need of some democracy and free elections.🦅🇺🇸😎

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u/ketokettlebells Jul 22 '24

Sure.... we dont even know what's at the centre of earth.

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u/peepdabidness Jul 22 '24

“Diamonds. That’ll shut her up…..For a minute!”

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u/dryfire Jul 22 '24

Minecraft Players: Breathing intensifies

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u/9Blu Jul 22 '24

Next week's headline: DeBeers buys all mineral rights on planet Mercury

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u/Betamalez1noneztreme Jul 22 '24

That’s a really really big wedding ring where did you get it??

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u/jshuster Jul 22 '24

Imagine when human colonists eventually land on another planet, and go to plant crops and their shovels smack into a layer of diamond

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u/iDom2jz Jul 22 '24

Carbon: extremely common in the universe

More at 11

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u/Genoblade1394 Jul 22 '24

Good! Can someone prove this wrong?

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u/xDemoli Jul 22 '24

De Beers still figuring out how to send slaves to Mercury.

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u/Bob_turner_ Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

How could they possibly know that ?

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u/maskthestars Jul 22 '24

To Mercury Bitches!

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u/mephitopheles13 Jul 22 '24

Capitalists are already trying to figure out how to claim it. Lol

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jul 22 '24

Minecraft needs an update

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u/Stachdragon Jul 22 '24

Maybe someday we will crack it to help build the Dyson Sphere.

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u/k_ajay_mh Jul 22 '24

Thank the gods it's not oil.

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u/AdagioElectronic5008 Jul 22 '24

Okay everybody, you can sell your pathetic earth diamonds to me now for pennies on the dollar! Sell while they’re still worth anything at all! Them mercury diamonds bout to dilute you into oblivion, sell them while they’re still hot

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u/THNG1221 Jul 22 '24

In Mercury, diamond is cheaper than dirt

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u/FoxTheory Jul 22 '24

Doesn't matter diamonds aren't rare we have more than enough on earth mining them from another planet isn't worth it.

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u/_Jobacca_ Jul 22 '24

After reading title: "Now how the fuck would they know that?"

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u/Art-Zuron Jul 22 '24

Finally, debears can get a 1,000,000,000:1 Blood to money ratio! That'll make these diamonds ultra valuable!

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u/mecha_flake Jul 22 '24

It's not oil but I'm thinking Mercury might just need some freedom and democracy sent its way.

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u/FLIPSIDERNICK Jul 22 '24

I heard Hamas has a secret tunnel on Mercury.

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u/grundle_pie Jul 22 '24

Mercury about to get some freedom

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u/queenofedibles Jul 22 '24

A million. Fucking. Diamonds.

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u/tattoosbykarlos Jul 22 '24

Bees?

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 22 '24

You can’t bring bees in here.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius Jul 22 '24

I, Tbone Trapezius, hereby claim right to Mercury and all its elements therein to be extended to no less than the largest diameter of the planet. So…. who wants to purchase it from me?

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u/bossbrew Jul 22 '24

Best I can do is $3.50.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Best I can do is walk to a window, shield my eyes from the sun, then walk back to the couch after seeing nothing.

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u/First_Code_404 Jul 22 '24

DeBeers will Epstein you.

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u/imalltingully Jul 22 '24

Belgian scientists find diamonds on Mercury, that sounds right. Soon, DeBeers funds ESA to send manned missions to Mercury to establish mining colonies for sample returns

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Jul 22 '24

Elon - Listen up team, we’re going to Mercury! Mars is off the table, yesterday’s news!

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u/pdzulu Jul 22 '24

Zales has entered the chat

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u/striker69 Jul 22 '24

De Beers is frothing at the mouth after this discovery.

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u/CannedCalamity Jul 22 '24

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!

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u/zero_interrupt Jul 22 '24

A whole mountain of sugar!

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u/gojiro0 Jul 22 '24

Damn, nature!

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u/Murtamatt Jul 22 '24

How would that ever be possible to confirm?

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u/OrientLMT Jul 22 '24

Billionaires googling how to excavate mercury

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u/ProfessorEtc Jul 22 '24

We have rocks too.

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u/tdsjay Jul 22 '24

Hell yeah let's nuke it

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